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Will u join a Nudist Club for free?

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an Attention.

The woman notices his Attention, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an Attention, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm Attention lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling Unclad receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."

Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities, "

Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."

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God made us all naked. Some feel more comfortable with out clothes than with. Just like you feel more comfortable with your clothes on than naked..before eve ate the Apple there was no need for clothes. So just step back and think how would you feel if all the world was nude and only certain parts that allowed clothes..you would want to go with a community that shared your interest. Check LocalNudistSingle to give yourself a better chance by meeting nudist singles who enjoys the same nudist lifestyle that you do!

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no so i see am my brother

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This reply's are awesome i give it to you freezy, you made my day.

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dont worry urself. he jokes are for all to share

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Ituen why do you always deny your gayish origin? you don't have any point to prove, just accept your f*gg*t fate and move on.

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silly iwayjay,

i always knew u were related to male species (GAYlord, GAYbriel, GAY lusaac) - they were ur uncles

SO I HEARD

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some tite Bottom sh*t

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Guy, i give it to you. You are the craziest moth**f***er on nairaland.

*bows, close door quietly and leaves room*

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