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Birth Of A Child: Who Deserves An Award?

Analysing the whole processes that leads to the birth of a child, from the s*x act to delivery, whose role is the most important? Is it d man who brought the seed, dug the hole with pen*s, planted it and provided for it till delivery? Or d woman, who provided d ground, took care of d seed till delivery? Who deserves the award?

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the child, for agreeing to come out in the first place to this cruel world of parents arguing over who should take his credit.

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haba guys now, make we no lie na woman dey suffer pass o.

The pain dy feel durin labour cant be compared to anyother physiological pain, pls lets give them a round of applause as they step onto the stage to receive this award.

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this topic is a joke. of course it's the woman!!!

the guy is just there to donate sperm or maybe give some financial and social support. even kids themselves know that mothers are the most important part of their childhood.

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no competition no questions no doubts what so ever mom wins this one.

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Oh Alright. . .you win. I mean it this time. Your defination of a real man did me in. Now THAT man can get an award for his supporting role.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/the-prospect-of-allfemale-conception-444464.html

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SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

both man and woman should take the glory for it.

WOMAN:

for delivering the baby

MAN:

- for standing by all the mood swings

- for getting up at night to get you all the stuff that you crave etc

- for taking extra care of you while having the big belly.

- for shagging you extra hard when you turn into a sex maniac due to the hormonal changes.

- for driving you and attending all these boring baby classes that we all hate.

- for providing that special seed.

- for BEING THERE  and understanding when your hormones turns you into a psycho and you loose your minds.

- for taking all the abuse etc during the contraction and smiling about it.

in my mind, the midwife/doctor should take most of the glory for that special event.

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go sit down, na people like u cant do without a man in a week and yet wanna come here and finish man like that?

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Men are just glorified sperm donor. A turkey Baster can do what they do and with less wahala too. They should be happy they even get a cameo mention at the award ceremony.

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So what award would he deserve? none. . . . .he did nothing

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@Fhemmy

the sperm from d sperm bank is it not from man? Without input from man, nothing can happen. The man is d koko. No matter how fertile d woman is, if d man cannot shoot na zero. And whatever d man shoot, either M or F that is what d woman will deliver. He deserves an award for being a real man.

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Definitely the mother. She did most of the work.

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The woman shd get the reward, cos the woman cld have gone to the sperm bank for the fluid.

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whoever loses their shape during the pregnancy, feels pain during the delivery, and whichever of them carries another human being inside their tummy for 8-9 moths.

all this after the enjoyment or suffering they both felt during the insemination.

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I tink most of d glory should be 4 d woman cuz she did d majorgty job of carin d stuf 9 mnths & d labor of many hrs.it is not easy[color=#990000][/color]

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the mother. the man might have donated/contributed the sperm but if the woman didnt incubate and nurture the baby for 9 long months and painfully push him/her out through that little hole, there wouldnt be no baby.

two of them plays an important role, however, the woman deserves the Oscar while the man deserves the Golden Globe

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I am lucky to have witnessed the birth of my child and all I can say is THANK GOD!

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am a Father but I tell you the Mother should take all the glory of the child's birth but should be ready to give it back when the fun is all over

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mother, nothing like it

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