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How To Make A Marriage Spicy?

When a couple is married for a long time, life becomes almost a cliché. Same things being done at the same time everyday. How do we avoid this?

Note that sometimes, routine is one of those things that kill sexual desire towards your partner.

So what can we do to keep our marriages exciting?

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how about onions? rofl

@ topic

Flexibility

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FIRST LET ME DISCRIBE MYSELF AS AN INTERNATIONAL IGBO BOY I'M STILL IN MY 20s. I TRAVELLED ABROAD WHEN I WAS 17YRS AND SINCE THEN I HAVE LIVED MY TEEN AGE ABROAD AND DO COME HOME WITH DIFFERENT GOODIES. I HAVE HAD SEVERAL DATING WITH PEOPLE OF ALL TRIBES AND STILL HOOKED WITH FOREIGN GIRLS.

FIRST I MET A CONGO GIRL IN ABIDJAN AND WE DATED FOR 6 MONTHS BEFORE SHE TRAVELLED AND AFTER HER I GOT MANY OTHER RELATION WITH LEBANON GIRL, MOROCO, TUNISIA AND BURKINAFASO AND IVORY COAST GIRLS.

I'VE HAD FEW MONTHS WITH SENEGAL GIRL AND MALI NOT FORGETING OUMOU SANGARE MY GIRL FOR GUINEA CONAKRY.

I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I HAVE HAD RELATION WITH ONLY TWO CHRISTIAN GIRLS AS FROM MY 19YRS SOME LOVELY DATING WITH IJAW GIRLS, TIV GIRLS IN BENUE AND TARABA STATE WHEN I WENT FOR HOLIDAY TO MY SISTER THAT LIVES IN BENUE STATE.  MY GIRL FROM CONGO IS ALSO A CHRISTIAN. OTHER GIRLS ARE MUSLIMS AND THEY LOVED ME SO MUCH THAT THEY CRY FOR MARRIAGE. I'M A DECENT AND COOL BOY. I LOVE LIFE AND CHRISTIANITY.

FINALLY I MET A YORUBA GIRL WHOS FAMILY IS FROM BENIN REPUBLIC AND HER MOTHER IS FROM OYO STATE. FINALLY LET ME SAY THE BOTH FAMILIES OF HER FATHER AND MOTHER NATIONALIZED IN TOGO. THE FAMILY IS A PROMINENT ISLAMIC PEOPLE AND THEY ALL TRAVEL TO MECCA FOR PILGRIMAGE EVERY YEAR. HER MOTHER IS ALHJIA AND WILL BE TRAVELLING AGAIN THIS SEASON. I FALL IN LOVE WITH THE BLACK QUEEN IN A COMMUNICATION OFFICE WHERE SHE WORKS FOR UNESCO. SHE COMPLETELY STOPPED ME FROM KEEPING OTHER RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER FOREIGN GIRLS AND WE HAVE TRAVELLED TO NIGERIA TWICE.

FINALLY SHE GOT PREGNANT AND GAVE WONDERFUL BIRTH TO MY BOY WHO'S NOW 3 YEARS. DURING WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT AND I DECIDED THAT I WILL TAKE HER TO MY PARENTS AT HOME. THE ISLAMIC FANATICS SAID THAT THE IGBOS EATS HUMAN FLESH THAT THEY WILL NOT ALLOW HER TO GO WITH ME. THE PREGNANT WAS A BATTLE OF RELIGIOUS FAITH AND I WON IT WITH MY SOFT LOVE ON THEIR DAUGHTER HEART THAT NEVER CEASE TO LOVE ME. LAST YEAR I TOOK SOME KOLA NUTS AND SOME CASH TO HER FAMILY TO DEMAND FOR HER HANDS IN MARRIAGE BUT THEY SURPRISINGLY REFUSED THE KOLA THAT I SHOULD BECOME A MUSLIM BEFORE THEY GIVE OUT MY QUEEN. THEY NEVER KNEW THAT ALHJIA MY BIG MUM ILWAY LOVES ME SO MUCH AND ALWAYS WANT ME FOR HER DAUGHTER. I LOVE MY MOTHER INLAW FOR SHE NEVER LET HER FEELINGS TO BE NOTICED BY THOSE IMAMS AND ALL THE FAMILY ALHAJIS IN EUROPE AND SAUDI ARABIA.

SHE DO SPEAK TO ME IN SECRET THAT MY QUEEN WILL BE FOR ME FOR EVER. THE GRAND FATHER, A DECENT YORUBA MAN WHO LIVES HIS LIFE IN TOGO LOVES IGBO PEOPLE SO MUCH THAT HE IS INVITING ME TO COME AROUND TOGO FOR A MEETING. HE TOLD MY QUEEN SECRETLY THAT SHE SHOULD CARRY ANOTHER PREGNANCY FOR ME THAT WILL SHOW OTHER HARD LINE ISLAMIC FANATICS TO SURRENDER TO THE LOVE OF THEIR DAUGHTER TO ME.

AFTER ALL SAID AND DONE MY QUEEN IS 5 MONTHS PREGNANT NOW AND I'M EXPECTING A NEW BABY SOME TIME XMAS OR JANUARY 2008. I THANK JESUS FOR MAKING ME WON THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND IT MAKES ME REMEMBER WHAT JESUS CHRIST THOUGHT US TO LOVE OUR ENEMY. MY FIRST BOY IS A CHRISTIAN AND THE COMING ONE WILL BE A CHRISTIAN TOO. PRAISE GOD THAT HIS LOVE ENDURES FOREVER. JESUS IS LORD AND HIS WAYS ARE PERFECT!!!!!!

MY QUEEN IS DREAMING OF A CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE THAT ALL THE ALHAJIS WILL BE INVITED TO WITNESS A HOLYGHOST UNION WITH THEIR DAUGHTER.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND HIS WONDERFUL PEOPLE. LET US LOVE ONE ANOTHER FOR THE GREATEST IS LOVE.

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TOH banned ? Seun again !!!

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please share.

who might that be?

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seun why did you have to ban TOH obviously the person that ought to have been banned permanently is still here mouthing off and you think its fair? dude come on!

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goshhhhhhhhhhhh wer ave i been subscribing to thread

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When the man hits it from the back CanineApproach - Does he not spread the azz for a better look at the Bottom entry?

Try rub a thumb there next time, its sweeter than ripe plantain- LOL!

[center]g'night Omoge[/center]

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osisi, lol no be me ooooooo na david say him wan learn more abt number 9, i only asked lol.

eh okay Tanna.

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tanna,I only have almost a year to boast of.

Please teach me.

I'm here to learn

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even your dreams and nightmares will not be spared.

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havent't you heard of mama sikira carrying the conversation over to the peppersoup joints?

when a serious discussion needs to thrashed out,the only thing that can save him is death.

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amen! another way to make marriage spicy.

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking "few questions", just do so after sex and when we are fast asleep.

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Where I'm from people can't marry pets - so NO they aren't invited into the marriage bed!

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All good and well said BUT, i'm not sure you'll be looking forward to a weekend off with a nagging woman. Aside from that tip #4 works excellently well, you should see the way her head swells with pride as she shares your silly text message with all her friends. Nothing could beat that feeling.

For those who can, write a song specially for her. . . no woman can resist that.

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1. make a reservation in a fancy down town restaurant and take her there with very short notice.

2. Plan a weekend outside the home to a hotel,even if na econolodge,just leave the house to another location.

3. Send her flowers at work on a day that's neither valentines nor her birthday.

4.send her a text msg at work that says "just thinking of you"

If any of you men do these,she'll worship the ground you walk on.

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omoge my sister even david dey fear me o.

am I that outdated that women have now started to finger themselves in marriage and I did not know.

That's no good advice.

there is more to marriage than what happens in bed.

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that Tanna's tip #9 no be tip at all. Her tip #10 is great.

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God Forbid

my own conclusion is that if you can dip it in a woman

then aint nothing stopping you if the opportunity presents itself

from puttin it up a mans Bottom

An Adofuro is an Adofuro

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you dey mind him, osisi

crazy clown had the audacity to ask me "why am I fighting with them"

thankfully madam policewoman is getting bedrest for her amebo of nairaland jnr that she's soon gonna have. Here's hoping she stays away, wish the others would do the same

can those of us with "baboonic slippers" chest tie wrapper abi no?

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Agaracha Abia she-goat.

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meanwhile TOH what happened ?

did the obantalapipipi send you the dreaded "message in red"?

I've been very good lately.

since madam policewoman stopped reporting me and disappeared altogether,Seun hasn't noticed me in a while.

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No TOH, while struggling and "changing diapers at sunrise nursing home",I developed a passion for investing and started reading books.

I used to drive my Ford festiva to Barnes and Noble, buy one and read 3.

ROFL

glad I did

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really?

all my bank gave me was a small cooler, keychain and free popcorn.

That is unfair.

there's no chase bank in my city.

I need to relocate LOL

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guess u keep learning new things everyday,shes said her piece.

chei !!! i tot u guys are best friends?LOL.

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What is "neat" about a free $100 cash gift? If you open a savings account with Chase Bank you also get $100 free. It's nothing new, smells more like modern day slavery to me.

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+osisi-what is your people know for?okija-shrine,cannibal in Abia state ,and ritualist.don,t you dare insult Bendel.aleast don,t eat people like igbo people.lol.Agaracha igbo woman na you be.

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nah babeelove, its strange when you say "lets go ghetto". I havent read anything from you ever since you signed up that does not scream "GHETTO" in block letters. You are not "going ghetto" you are just being yourself. Unfortunately i had a much better upbringing than the thrash you portray yourself to being.

You are a very good example of the fact that owning a US passport is not synonymous with a good character. Please shove of for more responsible women who have some self respect.

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na wa oh!!! is dis hw to make a Marriage Spicy? d topic has totally changed.

pls guys, abeg, life is sweet n simple, all dis exchange of negative words does nt worthy it pls, we shld make gud use of our time more productive than all dis fight ok, pls

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@beebelove,haba u want kill dem,abeg spare dem small o.

anyway sha i dey gbadu u frm time to time,

i dey gbadu ur post GaN,

BUT MAKE UNA NO FORGET SAY THE THREAD NA ''HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE SPICY''.

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@ Davidylan!!!!

Now this is your age mate davidylan!  Correct bobo with correct wife!!!  Last brother-25 years old like you claim to be!  See his wife---Love you Ejiro!!!! See normal bosoms? Not those bathroom slippers that threaten to suffocate us all on Nairaland!!! With two kids ooooooooooooooooh!!! Fresh blood!!!!!  Not with wasted bosoms used to slap around Nairaland like those size 48DD of TOH---bathroom slippers. 

+osisi own we will not even discuss---Egyptian mommy!!!! I am not even qualified to dicuss her "above powers"  Wasted your youth phocking around!  Now you are taking out your frustrations on others here!  Who send una message!  Baby killers!  Bring it on!!!!

Mr and Mrs Fellowship!!!  Keep fellowing till your balls fall off and get eaten by some woodpeckers!!!! !!!

Ma brother don follow me vex for that picture, so I go remove am---does not want to be compared to animals like davidylan!!

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Back from my phocking duties for the night!

Yes, even if  I am a nurse!  Nurses do not drive jaguars here?  You teacher training college drop out!  Village arrangee wife for abroad!    Okporoko specialist!  Someone smelling of Okporoko and Ogiri talking of victoria secrets!  With which body you wan do that one!  You need to see a good barber first for a total body shave! Na now your mates dey marry?  After phocking all at "wholey" priests in gbagada!!!!  Bloody cow!!!  Hand me down--aba-nanya bride!!!!  Bend-down-pick bride!

What educational qualifications do you have?  !!! I have mental problems?  What of you with your bipolar illness!  Manic-depressive-pope-phocking-wench!  Everything na juju! Who has time for that?  You of course who believes that it exists as you say your parents told you! Madam "they told me"------------Town crier/village-george-wrapper-tying- Mountain of Fire-white-garment-church-phocker that does not wear underwear to church for easy insertion of spiritual SIM card!  Start phocking Davidylan--at least we know who the real daddy is!  No be the name of your pickin be that?  ---na that kain dicky you fit handle---hypertensive dicky!!!  -----------------Veins everywhere like "spaghetti Junction"!!!!! Ashewo Mmo!!!!  Log in and type some more rubbish!  I gat plenty for you!  Ashewo Mohadana!!!!! Even Mohadana knows you are a LovePeddler!  Pretending with some bloody bible up your freaking double[b] co-joined rectums [/b] you call a Kitty-Cat! !

Christain that worships juju!!!!!  I say common shut the phock up!  Useless !!! Which school you go?  Always pursuing one degree or the other!  The degree will soon start pursuing you!  Badagry harlot!!!!! From your cheap vocabs one can only wonder!  Village pig!!!!  Village abroad wife!  Arrageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Come over america---if na true oh---to come marry old man old enough to be your grandfather---manage to squeeze out one pin head size---not even the consistency of Yoplait low fat yogurt---- of "sperm" under microscope now we will not hear word!  You wan born Jisos!  Mother Mary of Nairaland!  !!!!   You too dey wear victoria secret with your bushy braided armpits and akpu hairy legs and butt?  Moustachy chimpazee like you!!! Mgbafo!--Mgbeke!----Mgborie!!!!-----Okporoko seller like you! !!!!

Madam sunrise assisted living!!! Bloody nursing assistant!  Which one you go?  Ashewo badagry!!!Mother Teresa of Nairaland!  Think you can come hear and talk rubbish!  At least you think I am a nurse----thank God!  You know what we can do and achieve here!  Na we get America--killing overtime "poo"money!  When I buy ma newest car, I will post it for you to see!  !  Village wife abroad!  I say common shut the phock up!  Mgbeke like you!  Bush moustachy pig!!!!! Over bleached monkey with red hair for yansh!!!! Smelling of Tura all over the place!  Mother phocking-pastor humping Dam! Na kroger your mates they shop?  Mumu!  always looking for cheap indomie noodles---10 for $1 to feed your okporoko smelling Bottom---I shop at Niemans' even for milk----designer groceries only! [b] Cheap babe!---[/b]Please proceed to walmart and look for the yellow tag!!!!  You are the type that re-uses tampon to save money!  !  Bring your head out!  Holy Nweje!

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lol they initially decieved me until i noticed the huge difference. The real senior docs usually don white lab coats over there blue scrubs ostensibly to differentiate themselves from stethoscope-wearing, doctor-wannabe medical cleaners.

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Infact their stethoscopes are bigger than the ones cardiologists carry.

They'll hang it from their car rear view mirrors and on thir necks at grocery stores.

Igbos call them nurse Eliza.

In America they have other names like LPN,LVN,Psych tech and so on.

They'll even wear their head coverings to the vegetable aisle at kroger.

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lol doctors assistants,pseudo-nurses and geriatriac care assistants do a 2 yr crash program at the community college 5 mins drive from my house. I see her type all over the Med center wearing blue scrubs and decieving themselves that they are actually more important than the cleaners.

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I do think she's a nurse.

A nurse that just graduated from Houston community with an associate degree and perhaps recently passed the boards and got her first job working 14 hour shifts at Ben Taub hospital in Houston.

The ghetto hospital where all the gun shots go.

I know the pharmacist at Ben Taub that recruits and could verify her claims if I wanted to.

But she says she's a pharmacist,so pharmacist,she is.

goodnite david.

Bless you.

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If Babeelove is a pharmacist then my grandmother is a professor

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e be like say fear don catch the "winch"

I don take eye see your type hit the ground fiam and the ground no take am.

Try your bendel juju,even plane no go carry your dead bodi return agenegbode.

na for inside the bayous of Houston them go dump you and give the alligators a nice lunch.

This kind pharmacist wey need im own merecin.

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See me see trouble oooh, i was just saying that if u were banned then u will be missed, becoz ur funny and liven up nairaland.

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@ babeelove

Its very evident how sick u are now,

u apparently have no iota of decency in you

you go around different posts flaunting your stupidity.

You obviously cant get any of your baby boyfriends here on nairaland.

Better go grow up.

kiss my Bottom!

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word!

Hopefully my marriage will have these substance.

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what is that fake pretender +osisi problem?militia is an Agaracha (an igbo woman character).remember her mom is from Asaba the igbo of Delta.many igbo women behave like her in The Usa and in their village.many igbo women sleep around on their marriage.its not a taboo to them.

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I'm glad I barely understand pidgin so I tend to ignore her garbage.

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ROFL.

I don't speak Yoruba but I understood you.

A girl claims she learnt promiscuity from her dad and mom

she also says she's married and sleeps around

someone who has kids,according to her too,

all na her own claims

and then someone challenges such ugliness and another comments she gets mad and begins to quote Mohadana,of all people

The resident on nairaland.

One doesn't even have to be Christian to condemn such ugliness.

It is wrong to sleep around and teach that to innocent kids

I won't let her pretty it up,not on a family thread TUFIAKWA

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uh huh. nevermind then

mo ro pe eyin ti ori e pe ni mo ba soro. were oshi.

How it that people claim that you commiting "slander" against them WITH THEIR OWN WORDS, yet after you tell them to explain themselves they start yaning gibberish. It was a legitimate question too.

asin nairaland.

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babelove, I was merely quoting your words. "as for me I can't look at one dickie all my life, I do my thing and he does his. I learned from my parents", so what exactly is one supposed to take that to mean? Perhaps you'd like to enlighten me. I'm not good at reading pidgin either so maybe I got it twisted but that's what it seemed like you were saying

Unless I and osisi got it all wrong

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Then please keep such deviant lifestyle to yourself.

It's not worth sharing with strangers.

someone ought to let you know.

calling me hormonal doesn't cut it.

promiscuity is no virtue

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