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What Should A Parent Do When Their Pikin Wowo?

I knw, in the parenthood of everyones imagination

your baby will be this little cute thing that hold tight onto

you fingers with alarming strength. . .

Curly hair made for the Johnson's baby oil adverts ofcourse

and skin so smooth you could see your reflection in it.

But how about when your baby arrives. . .you realise Omo Baba no2

has come early. . .his\her face reminds you of the gremlins movies

and his hair seems to be Taribo inspired. . . .

Do you go: Men, this baby wowo ooo and give it up for adoption

or settle into this tacit self deception where we automatically

infer cuteness when it comes to babies?

And on to more serious concerns- - - - -- - - - - -

isn't it legitimate to look into your newborn's eyes and

just imagine that he or she could be the next Anini

or Columbine shooters. . .or some such notorious character.

Rather than- - - - - - -My son is going to be a doctor or an Engineer. . . .etc.

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@poster na u who don wowo

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ask azzezat paale or maaale.

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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, if u say ur pikin woww, people will agree with u and if u appreciate them and make them look beautiful, people will appreciate both of u

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curse themselves cos they caused it

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ooooooooohhhhhh. . . .which kain pricking of the conscience be this

walahi/ / /i will never start a topic on nairaland again

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Honestly can anyone of us even make a hair on anybody's head. How can we now even ask a question like this. Ask a couple who cannot have kids such a question ans then see the foolishness of this question. I know it happens and it just goes to show how ungrateful people can be

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hehehehehehe. . . .

Your yansh hole sure is deep. . . .

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4play. . . .

Walahi i hope say you dey presentable. . .cause you dey waka kurukere dey denge pose

Na people like that we dey find out say their face alone na stand-up routine

as David can testify about another regular on this forum

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do you have a laparoscope so i could look next time?

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Beat the wowoness outtta their system!

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look for the inner beauty of the child

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Monkey no fine but im mama like am. No matter what, the child is a cut from the parents. So two wowo people should not go and marry o.

Besides, if there is money, no one wowo. You just imagine how MKO and Taribo plus Baba sege looked when they were babies. And see how far money has tushed them up.

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@R-dynamite

How innocent are those babies tho. . .

E get some babies wey he be say. . .they gain an enormous degree of pleasure

from making their parent's life wretched

If you no carry them. . .they go wail the whole buildin down.

Makes you wonder how this 'cute thing' can make such diorientating noise.

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deformed or ugly which one? ugly is better, ugly babies grow up and r pretty

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it takes time, but cleft lip can be corrected with surgery.

besides, the OP didnt explain if he means babies with health issues or a child with crazy parents.

Like the kid in the article whose mother alledgedly said resembles the father by looking like a gorilla.

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-113842.0.html

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all babies are cute not only because of their appearance but many other things.

unless the OP is referring to babies with health problems.

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hehehehe. . . .did i say rambunctious

I meant voulptuous jare- - - -the Baby's Orobo quality

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