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So, what are you really thinking right now, good or evil? I thinking of getting married.

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I'm thinking bout killing my lecturer + wondering where Koolchicco,LReed and Mama Chimette aka Mrs Chima went to

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@Mrs. Chima aka Mama Chike,why,oh why did you upload that? That picture has traumatised me for life!

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@Mrs.C

ROTFLMAO!!! No wonder you thought I was aiming at the nyansh! LOL!

@Atreides

Hmmmm still nothing. But lemme see what I can do about send em to you. Kai PHCN don F-UP O!

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L.Reed,

I got our picture developed and scanned. You like it?

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rite now? am thinking of money

am thinking the isrealites should go back to slavery so dat anoda moses will be sent to save them. which will provoke God to send anoda mana 4rm heaven, calculating cost of production 4 mana = N0, potential customer all d christian all over 9ja + d world ova = BILLIONS

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Yeah 2: The Generals Daughter and Plum Island. I've also got David Baldacci , Stephen King and Dean Koontz Stuff.

*Update just got a few more NDMs*

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@Reed,just got them. Seriously dude,you are A-mazing! Thanks loads. . P.s-Do you have any others apart from Frank Herbert's stuff or do you have only sci-fi stuff?

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Thinkin abt gettin married to him, ogunmodede oladapo,

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Dunno. I just picked his name out of the bucket.

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Hey Atreides I never got any mail. You sure you sent it to darthmaximusreed@yahoo.com?

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Am thinking of giving Mrs.C a hug so she won't whoop any Bottom.

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I am thinking of whooping somebody's Bottom.

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thinking it's time to check my pot on the stove,

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This is what I am thinking about and wondering what level I am.

Level one didnt make it. There are pictures to go with it and they are something else!

Level 2 Azz: The Bantamweight division of Asses. Phrases like "Nice Sexy Bottom" comes to mind when you catch a glimpse of an Bottom like this. Looks best in a form fitting skirt and high heels. When it comes to "knockin' da Boots" a level 2 Bottom girl is best laid flat on her stomach and hit from the back to get the maximum roundness and feel for this kinda Bottom.

Level 3 Azz: The Featherweight category of Asses. At this point the hips gets a little wider and the Bottom gets a little juice boost An Bottom like this can get away without wearing something skin-tight, but always looks better in something snug. A level 2 Azz matched with a nice pair of solid calves likes real good in a right-fitting women's business suit. When it comes to "Rockin' da Box", Cowgirl Position (The Bottom on top, face-to-face) is always nice because at level 3, there's right amount of Bottom to palm and get your hands around.

Level 4 Azz: The Lightweight class of Asses. Not only do you get a little more thickness in the thighs, the Bottom at level 3 starts to get "Dat Poke" to it. Phrases like "Smackalicious" comes to mind when you see an Bottom like this. This is really the last level that you can hide the Bottom with any kind of clothing. An Bottom like this looks its best in a nice tight pair of white jeans. And when it comes to "Ballin'", reverse Cowgirl (The Bottom facing you) is the logical choice if you got an enthusiastic level 4 Azz. This is the last level of Bottom that the average mofo can enjoy watching da Bottom bounce up and down casually on top with out bracing himself.

Level 5 Azz: The Welterweight division of Asses. The length of the Bottom increases at this level and this lower bottom cheeks are prominent. If a level 5 Bottom stands straight up, you can stick a credit card under one of the cheeks and it won't fall, From level 5 Azz on, it's virtually impossible to hide the Bottom with clothing. You know there's some Bottom there regardless of what she's has on, When you see a level 5 Azz working out in the gym with some short cotton shorts on, that's when its in its full glory. Creative Bottom Strokers would best savor this kinda Bottom in the "Vertical Open-Scissors" position (Her one leg on the bed, the other on your shoulder) to get the maximum grip on the level 5 Azz cheeks.

Level 6 Azz: The Middleweight division of Asses. Now this is when full moon roundness comes out. Phrases like "Oh poo.!!!" Comes to mind when you see an Bottom like this. The level 6 Azz maintains compact thickness in size, but the overall dimension is a blockbuster. Seeing an Bottom like this in a sexy, long sheer evening gown while your out on the town with your girl will surely get you kicked out of the crib every time because not even the Pope could look away from an Bottom like this. canine-style is automatic from this level on. Celebrity Azz comparison: Serena Williams.

Level 7 Azz: The Light Heavyweight division of Asses. Not only does the level 7 Bottom increase in overall length, you also get the wideness. Smacking the lower half of these cheeks will always get an echo back. Its always good to see an Bottom like this in sexy ladies briefs. Now this is the last level that an Bottom this big in size can maintain its smoothness, And when it comes to sex-style, you want to put a level 7 Azz on all fours, spread out mid-height because this is probably the last level you're going to see the punanni from that position,

Level 8 Azz: The Cruiserweight division of Asses. The Phrase that comes to mind when you see an Bottom like this is "DAYUMMM!!!" followed by a silent pause. It almost looks like somebody dropped a < stick of dynamite in the pants and lit it. Each Bottom section takes on a life of its own, kinda like two independent hemispheres. The Bottom from level 8 on can't help but have dimples because of all the cheese. And when it comes to gear, Sisqo said it best; Thong-thong -thong- thong- thonggg!!! And when it comes to "Stretchin' Out" a level 8 Azz, believe it or not, besides canine, Missionary is always an excellent option because if you have an all-out freak, lay that level 8 Azz on the floor and on every stroke, your jewels are rubbing against nothin' but sunshine! Celebrity Azz comparison: Serena Williams 5 years after she retires from tennis.

Level 9 Azz: The Heavyweight division of Asses. This Level of Bottom is not for the weak or faint of heart. The only phrase that can come out of your mouth at this level is "W-w-w-whuttt!?!" in a hushed mumble. The Phatness is absolutely unbelievable in a level 9 Azz. Best gear for level 9 Azz? A mid-length natural fiber dress with no panties and it doesn't have to be tight because the level 9 Azz will wiggle and jiggle regardless. And when it comes to Position, if you're the average mofo, forget about Cowgirl because you'll get folded like a soft taco. Your best bet cowboy, is to bend that Phat Bottom over, saddle up and try to stay on for 8 seconds,

Level 10 Azz: The Super Heavyweight division of Asses. When it comes to Asses, this is the apex, the pinnacle, the zenith, etc, Believe or not, this is the biggest an Bottom can get. Only the woman around the Bottom can get any bigger. And when it comes to phrases, there ain't none, you're speechless. And if your girl is with you, she's speechless too. Sexy gear for the level 10 Azz? Its like this, there's no such thing as a thong for a level 10 Azz because even a regular pair of panties are converted into a G-String. The level 10 Azz has the all consuming gravitational pull of a Black-Hole because its mass. And when it comes the sexin' the level 10 Azz, if your packing in the pants like the average mofo, don't even think about canine because you'll be lucky if your tip can make it through all dat Azz to reach the pubics. Your best bet is to gently lay a big girl with a level 10 Azz on her back, give the punanni 5 solid strokes and then let the smooth rocking motion of the waves take you home,

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am thinking of going to the bloody laudrette because my nephew just broke the door of my washing machine, damn! chineke,

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