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How much of your new resolution do you keep?

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Yes, that is true. we all make them, but do we really keep them? Ha? Here is a funny joke on it:

Funny New Year resolution jokes:

1.)2008: I will go to church every Sunday.

2009: I will go to church as often as possible.

2010: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.

2011: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.

2.)2005: I will get my weight down below 180.

2006: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.

2007: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.

2008: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2009: I will work out 5 days a week.

2010: I will work out 3 days a week.

2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

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