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What are the funniest jokes about white people?

Do you want to laugh? Then read this article and you will find a lot of really funny jokes about white people here!

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Humour is a part of our daily lives, no matter what the colour of our skin is. The Internet is full of any kinds of black jokes but what about white people jokes?

Sometimes this kind of humour can be offensive but it’s not the point. We all laugh and make jokes about each other and ourselves too and there is nothing wrong about it.

Both jokes about white people and black people can be funny and sometimes rude. But the whole idea is to have fun!

However, you should be aware when and where it is appropriate to joke such things so that you don’t actually offend anyone. Therefore, you can find the best white jokes here! Enjoy your time and tell your friends about it!

White jokes that are funny

1) What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.

2)  A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.

3)  Why don’t people tell white jokes? – They want to keep their jobs.

4) What do you call a white man in the ghetto?  A victim.

5) What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?   The NBA.

6) What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?  The PGA Tour.

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7) What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?   A white girl’s ass!

8) How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?  He walked in and payed for it.

9) What does a white woman make for dinner?  Reservations.

10) What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.

11) What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends?  Mr Predisent

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12) Why did the white man visit the moon?  He heard that the indians had land there.

13) What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?  “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”

14) What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?  “I forgive you”

15) What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?  A hockey victory.

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16) What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”  A contestant.

17) What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?  He writes a letter.

18) What do you call a white man in court?  The lawyer.

19) What do you call a white person when he’s mad?  A cry baby

20) Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men?  On the ground unconscious

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?

Throw them a golf ball.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?

9 months.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?

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None, white girls can’t screw

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?

None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line!

Why cant white men jump?

They were too busy making racist jokes.

Why did the white man cross the road?

Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

Why did white people own slaves?

They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

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The NBA

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?

A lynching.

What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful?

A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!

How do white guys satisfy their wives?

They hire a pool boy.

How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?

He walked in and payed for it.

A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour.

He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me!

I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”

WHACK! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said!”

So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”

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WHACK! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”

So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”

WHACK! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.

Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”

What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?

A taxi.

What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?

File a lawsuit.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?

A Dope Ring!

What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?

A Maryland championship.

Why can’t white people play chess?

Because they’ve been taught that all white pieces are kings.

To sum up, white ppl jokes can be just hilarious just like some of the typical black or Jewish jokes. It all comes from our ethnicity and culture which is very different.

And instead of arguing about it, we can try to find something positive and laugh because laugh is the healthiest thing in the world!

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