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$1,000,000 Question! Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Whoever gets, the answer will recieve $1,000,000!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Ken Starr's Answer:

I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States

of America, in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal

wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just

another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule

of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he

cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the

other side of the road, until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations, have been

completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry

Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird

may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.).

Bill Clinton's Answer:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken,

please?

Saddam Hussein's Answer:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in

dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Pat Buchanan's Answer:

To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called

into question.

Bill Gates' Answer:

I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your

important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of

eChicken.

George Bush's Answer:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side

of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

COBOL programmers:

0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.

IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN

PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD

VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL

ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE

ELSE

GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

Moses' answer

Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and that the chicken that

crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation

Albert Einstein's answer

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of

reference.

Moses:

And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the

chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

The Bible:

And so the Lord he spoke to the chicken - cross the road and ye shall find thine own true kingdom.

And so did the chicken cross the road in the glory of the lord. Upon the other side did the chicken did

beget another chicken which begot another chicken whom begets another chicken who begat another

chicken,

New Testament:

He among you who has not crossed roads, let him cast the first egg!

Mother Teresa:

I see God in every chicken. When I watch the chicken cross, I feel I am watching the Lord himself. Is it

not a beautiful experience?

A typical Nigerian

Why are you asking me why the chicken crossed the road?

Abeg, i don't want wahala o! I am innocent and i wasn't even there when it crossed the road sef!

Uncle Sege(Obasanjo)

The chicken is so happy with her new GSM and big salary that she crossed the road to vote for me.

Gani Fawehinmi

Why won't the chicken cross the road?

When there is no light in her house! No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach!

No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed and ASUU is on strike,, why

won't it cross to the other side?

Chris Okotie

The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurences. The rationale for the crawling

species of the henfolk for advancing across the broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a

phantasmagorical allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason.

The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for JP and hence justifying it's

subconcious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

so why do u think the chicken crossed the road?

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I did not chase the chicken, i do not know where the chicken is, infact i am not sure what you mean by chicken. What is a chicken?

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So why do u think the chicken crossed the road?

Because Davidylan was chasing it.

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1)to hang out and smoke some weed with his chronic buddies under the ojuelegba bridge!

2)to chase after rukayat, the akara sellers daughter!

3)to join MEND and kidnap some oil workers to negotiate for some grains of agbado(maize)

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that's what a typical nigerian would say. they always complaining about everything even when they know they are wrong.

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damn girl, you got me floating with all those kisses.

im good hunny bunny, just chilling and getting bored outt@ my Bottom. been gyming for a while.

how about u sugar?

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Which chicken are we talking about?

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nice answer 2fine. i like it.

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to get to the big mean machine.

no offence meant man, im cool with you.

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