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My Dog Wont Bark O!

I have this half breed Alsatian/local dog that will not bark no matter what i do.

Iit is about 6 months old now, quite big for his age but too playful. It never barks at anyone, be it a stranger or not. Not even welcoming barks for me!

What could be wrong? Any idea on how to make a dog start barking and be less friendly?

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I know how. Don't feed it for 4 days and keep it in a dark room where it can only hear the wicked voices of the people starving it. Once it comes out, it wont only hate you or bark. It will chase you all out of the compound onto the street. Abeg make we sell market. Take your services/business to over 15 Million mobile phones across Africa!! Like us on https://www.facebook.com/pages/Anttentioncom/371082069689267 or Visit www.anttention.com. Nigeria's foremost video marketing site.

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If ur dog is too playful, ur dog might not show any sign of aggresiveness. The aggression is not to be wild but to protect you. There is nothing wrong to be playing with dogs. But too much of it affects them. overfeeding is another factor. The exposure of the dogs to everyone that comes around the dog will also contribute. This can be corrected in some ways

1) Start to chain the dog or to be locked up in the kennel

2) Try not to overfeed the dog

3) Do not allow people to play with the dog again.

If u can try these , u will see changes

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Take it to a Calabar kitchen, When it sees death staring it in the face he go bark sharp sharp

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When u wake up in the morning,go to where the dog is, move near the dog and bark the way u want it to bark for 6mths.

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It’s very easy to make your dog bark on stranger, start teaching dog obedience training such has sit, lie down, stand and stay. Therefore you look for opportunity to teach the dog to bark on commend when he know all the games, you look for your friend that you think that dog doest know you invite him or her to your house and you commend the dog to speak meaning Bark when he does that you give him a treats just do this like two weeks he will start barking on stranger.

I am a professional trainer reside in Malaysia. Good luck

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^^^ kei! This thread don teehy, na from where you uproot am?

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stop giving it pedigree dog food, try giving it foods like fufu and okro soup, yam and red oil, pepper soup, puff puff, chin chin, walahi your dog will start barking non-stop.

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Hi,

If you want your dog to Bark, then do my method:

Buy a Strong rode or Chain then hid your dog in the Backyard away from people except you and your family, provide food and water for him and chain him for 1 or 2 months and you will see the surprising moment.

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Put ur hands into the mouth of the dog,i am sure it will bark vry loud.tell me the results if it goes well

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Hit your dog, it'll bark.

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feed it ur best friends vocal chords for dinner

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How about you feed the damn dog

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Or probably take the dog to zoo to be locked with the Lion. I'm sure he'll be able to bark if lucky to come out alive

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As a native doctor and wit d high level of experience, u may offer d dog a meal of lion's intestine i swear it ur dog wil bark on earth it's voice would b heard in heaven! 4 4da enquiry cal 07068235815

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send it to jos. before you can blink an eye, you'll receive his bones. don't you know that people kill each other in jos to eat dog meat. those beroms na wa oh. if your dog is missing, just go to bukuru and you'll its head on display.

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if u want ur dog to bark it depends wen u want it to bark, day or night.If u want it to bark at night during the day chain the dog to a sport then at night release it, it will definitely bark at night.

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Alll I can suggest is that you yourself react in a way you would like your dog to imitate. For example, if you wish your dog to show agression to visitor, then you should act in a way that suggestsd to your dog that you feel threatened or unhappy, give him a reason to feel terratorial, this will be easier as he is male, more so if he is not spayed.

Hope this helps

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Tabba can mean give him igbo or coco to sniff

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gabrywyl, whatever you do, pleaseeeeee do not go to the 'Is Gabrywyl Mushling's?" thread!!!!!

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cut da dog's tale and it will start barking ok!,

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hahahahahahaha, this thread is so funny! Dude live with it, u've got ur'self a gay Bottom dog! Your Ajah is gay man!

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@Poster

pour hot boiling water on the dog,

then come back and tell me how many decibels was the sound of the barking after this task!

goodluck!!!

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Hey guys, just got a lovely Alsatian Dog. Never owned one and know very little about dogs, I just love them

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What an overplayful dog needs is a jolt of 20,000 volts of electricity .To adminsterd orally twice a day but il recommend jolts 2 each testicle 4 swift results and even u would have 2 b crazy 2 go near it. Seriously,uv got 2 get an anggresive dog thats as mean as hell trust me am talkin from xperence.It works like my magic Ur dog wud be barkin in no time

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The best thing you can do to make it bark is go with it to a room and 3 geda with a cutlass, sharp enough to cut it's tail you lock the door, throw the keys out ta the window and cut it's tail. Don't make attempt to open the door, even if it bites you, try the procedure again probably by cutting off it's first front leg this time If it doesn't still try to cut the second front leg, still if it doesn't , Cut the third leg, still if it doesn't cut the last leg,I am sure by this time it will bark but if it doesn't try cutting off it's head, Then i am pretty sure it will bark out of control. Try it and reply back here please

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LMAO! this thread was so so so hilarious

Damn!!

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An easy way out is to keep the dog away from people for a while. Like in a dark kernel. Just you feeding it. After a while itl start barking

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Take the dog to Warri, give am "Ogogoro" drink.

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For a sure solution, follow the sequence of steps below:

1. Castrate the dog(preferably without Anaesthetics)

2. Get a full grown female french poodle in heat.

3. Watch out yourself, cos the dog would flip and do more than just bark(even @ u) when it realises its "ding-a-ling" dont work no more!

You can thank me later.

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Hey you have a you have a dog withfinesse and your complaining, what about mine that would bark at a baby, anyways when its feeding time show the dog its food and then put it on its kennel and walk away it must bark n.b. don't feed for 23 hours before.

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simple, work on its tail !!!!

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All these suggestions may not work,

I think upgrading the dog's OS can help a bit.

Just do the following, i'm sure your dog will bark.

1. Install Service Pack 6a on your dog, preferrably in the middle of the night

2. Reboot after installation. Remove the network cable (tail ?) while doing this.

3. Enable firewall.

And your dog is like new!

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the easiest way is to grab the dog by it's balls and sure enuff it will bark

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Keep the dog in an area of your compound where people seldom pass. The dog is too playful probably because it's used to seeing lots of people. Don't let ot lose again except when it's pressed (you'll know when it starts whinning).

Also reduce the amount of food you give to the dog (if you're overfeeding the dog). Twice a day/once (heavy) is recommended.

I am no vet. But this has worked for me before. Should do for you too, even though six months sounds like a bit too late for this. But try shaa.

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Sounds like a solution. Thanks

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keep him away from visitors and strangers so he know how to differentiate a friend from a foe, curiosity will bring out the "BARK" in your dog.

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Getting a second dog that barks seems like a good idea, but I don't know about the first suggestion.

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Once had a dog that wouldn't bark too. The following helped

One, house the dog in a cage where it will see nobody.

Two, get a second dog that barks

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at all, he's trying to get it to bark not just at strangers.

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That has gotta be a "gentleman" dog.

Let sleeping dogs lie o.

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How is making the dog bark over food going to cause the dog to bark at strangers?

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we had a dog like that when i was younger, he was extremely spoiled and would only ever bark if u had his food in your hand but took too much time to let him have it, (otherwise he'd welcome everyone wagging his tail even strangers. People were however scared off by his size). You could try our method, see if you have any luck.

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i once had one useless dog like, dat she doesn't bark when she sees stranger or new faces or old d best thing she could do is to shake

her tail or runaway . u cant force it to bark, so if u r not satisfied u could give it out or whatever

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Thanks. Time will be the judge.

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maybe u arent barking enough - or you have barked at it too much that he/she thinks you do it better??

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