Interpreter please help me.....
“I am maniacally bewildered , overgassted and
flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum
crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards
culminating in an odoriferous saga cum
gargantuan gaga !
The jiggery pokery of CAF in
crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own
prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that
must be pooh- poohed by all compos mentis homo
sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the
apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only
repugnant but also insalubrious !
I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of
the citizenry ! What a deprecable descent from the
sublime to the ridiculous !
Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and
mephistophelean cabal in the Confederation ? With
this state of affairs, i dare say that African football
is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a
disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with
avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes . It
is sardonic and lugubrious !!!”