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When Is Eze Goin To Finish School?

Please where is Eze now? I remembered he was in school.

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Eze got tired of writing JAMB - he wrote it at least 5 times - so he went to become an 'nna boy' at alaba, selling tv sets and the like. I was one of their customers then. Upon graduation, he met a chinese guy who liked his Fluid (he always did have a knack for making people like him) and now he imports all kinds of chinese rubbish.

Oh and he's gay.

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Na lie

Eze left school and went to college

College to Polytechnic where he got his OND

Applied for Direct Entry to get BSC

Did His Masters Programme

Got His PHD

Got His, Maybe HGF if there is any Educational degree like that.

But now i think Eze is a Political GodFather in PDP

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wait y'all are talkin about eze the guy who always came first in class right? his a militant now?!! damn!!! if eze can do it, wat sstoppin the rest of the world!

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lol,u guys are so so funny,i just cant stop laughing here oo.

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Eze goes to school.

Eze has finished school long time ago.

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I saw Eze this morning walking on the street of Nairaland. He was gorgeously dressed in a 3 piece cream suit. He sent his regards to the literary posters. By the way, we both viewed this thread on his laptop and he was amazed how posters could think hes dead. He is actually doing somethings underground as he awaits Curriculum Restructuring in the education sector. The King will soon be back for the Basic classes. He gave me a chunk of chocolate for everybody. . . . .

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Eze faked his death! Right now he is with TuPac, Biggie and Elvis. They are often sighted buying six packs, nudie mags and ciggies at the local 7-11 by the readers of National Enquirer.

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Eze almost finished school but one day while he was studying hard, his brains expanded and exploded and he died a very painful death indeed(obviously).Poor Eze he always did have such a big head. One minute of silence for our dearly departed Eze, who rests headless in his grave with his favorite fictional novel,'Get knowledge or die trying'

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Hahahaa. . .U guys all funny!. . .those were d good 'ole days

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eze is still studying for his 2nd doctorate degree, i wonder when he will learn that the true knowledge comes from acting on what he already learnt rather than putting more burden on himself.

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who remembers Koku Baboni ??

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eze is dead!!!!!!!!!!!! dead!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls mourn with me heheheheheheheheheh

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That's not true, actually Eze went to school in Afghanistan and graduated as a militant. Presently he is on research in Niger- Delta.

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mr giwa the trader in d 9ja delta no wonder. is mallam bako with him too or in the middle east. eze returned to school in the sequel thats as far as i remember.

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The Registry comfirmed Eze is no more in school. Take it or leave it.

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i dont also remember readin it but i remember d name. . .

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I know. I don't remember reading it as a textbook anyway.

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sima

could you please gimme a link/

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I heard Eze got expelled from school, then I also heard that he won the US DV lottery and is now somewhere in houston flipping burgers at Mickey Dees

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i saw it on CNN n' BBC news last month . . . .

it also surprised mi too. .

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