Please where is Eze now? I remembered he was in school.
Eze got tired of writing JAMB - he wrote it at least 5 times - so he went to become an 'nna boy' at alaba, selling tv sets and the like. I was one of their customers then. Upon graduation, he met a chinese guy who liked his Fluid (he always did have a knack for making people like him) and now he imports all kinds of chinese rubbish.
Oh and he's gay.
I saw Eze this morning walking on the street of Nairaland. He was gorgeously dressed in a 3 piece cream suit. He sent his regards to the literary posters. By the way, we both viewed this thread on his laptop and he was amazed how posters could think hes dead. He is actually doing somethings underground as he awaits Curriculum Restructuring in the education sector. The King will soon be back for the Basic classes. He gave me a chunk of chocolate for everybody. . . . .
Eze almost finished school but one day while he was studying hard, his brains expanded and exploded and he died a very painful death indeed(obviously).Poor Eze he always did have such a big head. One minute of silence for our dearly departed Eze, who rests headless in his grave with his favorite fictional novel,'Get knowledge or die trying'