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Are Men Happier Than Women?

men are just happier people.what do you expect from such simple creatures?your name stays put, the garage is all yours,wedding plans take care of themselves,chocolate is just another snack,you can be president,you can never be pregnant,you can wear a white T-shirt tom water park.men are happier becoz car mechanics tell you the truth,the world is your urinal,yuo never have to drive to another petrol station toilet becoz this one is too dirty,same workmore pay.

wrinkles add character,people never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

MORE THAN ENOUGH.

Your underwear is sh 150 for a three-pack

you can do christmas shoping for 25 relatives on december 24 in 25 minutes

ladies what are ur opinions?

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@OP,

Is that a refugee camp in your profile pix?

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I can see that you are discouraging us to get married. Y

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Men are happier than women. Men lead happier lives before women come along. Any married man who claims to be happy is a bloody liar. Catch him when he's a lil tipsy and you'll think he's ready to commit suicide any moment due to the grief and unhappiness caused by his wife.

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Men areb happier and she one has made good point.

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If there is no mention of ashawo then it's not for wale, star

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Men are happier, you will not have worry about carrying BIG BELLE for 9 months, You will not have to worry about abortion dealt of failure to have a child if you bleep unprotected too much, you will not have to worry about thousand of trouser in one cupboard.You will not have to worry about baby sucking and biting your nipppleshead.Men own most houses in world, drive away more woman to the street after bleeping them,have no problem with toasting because we have enough ashewo out there who are ready for just 500, you cannot detect how bad a manliness it but can detect how bad a kitty is when she bleep tooooooooooooo Much, MEN I LOVE BEING MAN

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@ munyasia

I completely agree with you.

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I'm sorry but in the U.S. - NONE OF THE ABOVE APPLIES

1) Men rule the U.S. - so usually a man will get the job before a woman - pretty or ugly

2) Men 40 and under don't open the door, walk on the left side of the road or pull out the chair of the woman and if you see them do it - everyone turns in awe because that is a common practice with the older generation, not the younger

3) It's uncommon for a woman to stay home and not work - the normal practice is to see both men and women - everyone in the house working together to pay the bills

- black, white, green, yellow

4) Sex - in the U.S. - if you are a woman and you are just laying and enjoying the sex - the man will eventually replace you with a woman that will perform - YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT

5) 10-20% OF THE POPULATION IS RICH - the rest are poor and middle class and lower middle class and upper middle class - there are very few rich men left to marry.

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Amen. I claim this for all the women in my life in Jesus name.

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I think both are happy, it also depend on individuals what he/she define happiness to be to him/her, alot of gals will wish to come back as a man in their next life but that does not mean they are not as gals, bisically both are happy.

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Men are happier as women are too nice to make us unhappy!!

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me thinks ladies harbor too much anger & resentment.

men happy most of the time.

its funny cause woman is woman's own worst enemy

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Despite my tendency to lean in favor of the male sex, happiness logicaly remains a relative term. In it's own light, a mad man is happy. We act, like we think. Since people think differently, then acts to induce happiness is bound to vary for different individuals.

However, if a poll were to be taken on "How many women have ever wished they were male" and vice-versa, it would be expected that more women than men would have (at some point) wished to be an opposite sex.

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i think men are happier

women tend to fake theirs

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*No man is an Island*

That's why GOD made them male and female. Both have their shortcomings so that one would lift the other.

But if you ask me-I am very proud to be a woman.

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look at this one,

-new shoes don't cu,blister or mangle your feet.you have one mood all the time.

-phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-a five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

-you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtness

-if someone forgets to invite you,he or she can still be your friend.

-you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

-everything on your face stays its original colour.

-the same hairstyle lasts for years

-you only have shave your face and neck

-you can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife

-you don't freak out when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt,instead you become buddies.

OVER TO YOU GUYS AND LADIES

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men r happier, simple!

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U'ld change your mind when u find out men are always the one doing the toasting and usually face rejection.

Men get snobbed in a job interview if ther is a pretty lady competing.

Men have to always open the doors, pull out the chair and walk on the left side of the road (apparent danger) just to protect women.

Men have to work the heads off just to earn a living anf take care of the family.

Men have to be the ones working out (in-out-in) in sex while the ladies just enjoys it.

Men are the ones who have to beg for the children love while they naturally cling to their mum (dem no know say nite duty no easy).

Men are the ones who have to work so hard to earn a living while a lady gets picked by a richman and live happily ever after...men are the ones who.in fact i'll be back.

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