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Are You Busty, Bootylicious & Smart?

If you've got front and got back then you're the one I've been waiting for.

I like 'em big, smooth skinned and intelligent.

If you're all of that then I'm gonna be the man for you

Make you feel like a woman should all the time and for all time.

Holla me on 08070998015 and lets get it started

I just want the time of my life with someone who wants the same and please scammers stay out of this.

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@Studio CFR: dem put ur mouth 4 dere. U wanna take advantage and turn dis to a tribal poo.

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TOM AND JERRY.

GIVE HIM TIME HE WILL BE BACK. YOU GUYS ARE MENT 4 EACH OTHER

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@plat can i have your autograph?

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where are other busty,bootylicious and smart chicks? be sure to get a free cell phone this time around.@platinumk how do i get your autograph cos u are now a celebrity henceforth even if u cough on nairaland be sure that thread will be the most viewed.hope u have hired a manager?, lol.

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I cant stop laughing. Wow! Honestly guys u need to stop all this its all funny to read but we're grown-ups, except this thread is an means to transfer aggression & entertain us if so, game on. Looking forward to a truce though

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@plat,i admire ur guts,wld like to know u.send me a mail @dap its okay,she might have pulled ur leg with the fone stuff,lets shun dat

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CLASH OF THE SEXES we are on half time come back next time for WW3/half

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Lol platinum sef lolll,

Good gurl gone bad lol

that Onye Ofe Mmanu don run lol

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I'm living it up here in 9ja and why the fucq would I wanna escape to a country I've been to severally?

I'm not one of 'em illegal immigrants that you are running hiding from even your own shadows.

You're igbo means wot? Who gives a damn who fucq you are and where you're from? I'm Yoruba and I couldn't have wished I was anyone else. I love my life, I love my people, I love my family and you're just a lowlife that doesnt want to be helped.

It obvious you're a frustrated ash!e but better know your business empire has a lifespan and there are no retirement benefits.

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@plat: Well ur momma said you should not make friends with idiots cos she knows you've got enuff of that in you and won't wanna make it worse (though I'm wondering if it can get any worse than it already is for you)

Guys, note I only responded to that part of her post though I know I will never be friends with her (I'd rather I was forced to sail across the Atlantic in a duck boat)

Is it by force to respond to a post.

Mourning Da Grin otherwise I would have shown you that mo lenu bi pon pon pon pon

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lol, i love this thread. let the beef continue lmao

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@dapsee and platinumk hope dis will hav a happy ending, i hav dis feeling dat u both will become friends in d long run, cant wait 4 a reconcillation party here on nairaland, @platinumk checkd out ur profile pics ur elder sis is beautifull.

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Haba dappseee, why you dey do like this now? Act like a mature man and stop the insult. Plat, you sef, e don do now. I thot i told you guys to kiss and make up. Now for the last time, i am begging both of you to cease the crossfire. PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I guess other nairalanders wants the same too.

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Wots Obasanjo got to do with this now?

You're just a tribalistic she-goat

Certainly you're solar powered 0.000002 watts brain cells don't power up at night.

You've got nothing to offer inside out

You stink with each blink so bad you get no winks

No one is ever gonna take a second look at your flatscreen backside.

If all women in the world were like you, the human race would soon run out of extinction cos no man would wanna stick it into a rotten bag of potatoes like you with a smelly c*nt.

Smells so bad it was the weapon of choice for the Holocaust.

Going to have dinner now. Now tell me when was the last time you heard that word

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kai, pat u hard o.

this thread made my lol in the office,

you peeps should end it well,

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Guess everyone enjoyed himself/herself on this thread hope dapsee and platinumk are nw friends again, (dey were meant 2b)@dapsee dnt tink we need WW3.this is nairaland another big city on cyberspace and we will do anything 2 protect it,

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*****big hiss at tru Mantra for attempting to stop this fun i'm having just reading this thread******!

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Okay let me fire the last salvo (I doubt if it really would be)

She wasn't joking when she asked for a phone 'cos she said she sells phones on e-bay.

Can't u guys see she caoxes men to send her phones which she sells? That's one of the ways she earns her living. The other I don't wanna spell out. You already know

@Platk: Except you wanna continue, I'm ready to sheath the sword at my fingertips.

Its been 9ce though and I enjoyed every bit of it.

Perhaps WW3 will start on nairaland

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lol who said they should take a break? this thread has to continue and the beef mustn't stop. @plat keep your gun loaded. dapsee where u dey now?

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That's right. Plat was only joking when she asked for a phone. She never meant it. Pls, you guys should stop all the insult.

Plat, abeg, no vex. dapseee, u sef no vex.

Oya, kiss hug and make up.

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Dapsee and Plat!

Ok, you both need to take a break. It appears that a misinterpreted first impression has now blossomed into a full scale war.

Now we've got Vire and Ahmedoo egging both parties on. Not good!

@Dapsee, Plat was only joking when she asked for a phone.

@Plat, guys are naturally egotistic. Dont keep going at it.

It's no fun seeing two people who are probably total strangers hurling insults across cyberspace.

Let's put an end to this. Truce, both of you?

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Tell me, dappssee,

is your brain smooth like glass, or wrinkled like crumbled paper?

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It wasn't a joke when you asked that I send you a phone.

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I didn't read ur silly post cos I ain't got that much time

I agree I'm a flirt but you're a phone thief Q.E.D

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And guys just be careful

Next thing she asks you for is a phone. Now I see why she claims to sell phones on e-bay.

Your dirty scam will soon be busted

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You? IQ of 142, adding 100 points to wot would never impress folks out there.

IQ doesn't mean all the men you've slept with since you were recruited as a prost!tute.

Yes you're fine from afar but far from fine and the only time you can be fine is if that word fine is re-defined.

Saw ur pic on ur messenger and you don't come close in all the faces of the girls I've dated.

Keep 'em coming. I'm loving this and this thread would never end till its locked or I'm banned.

This feels good

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@platinumk ur portion of community service is highly appreciated, with women like u guys hav 2 watch there backs well.

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@platinum k its like u are the real iron lady, never knew ladies culd be dis tough. sincerely uve got guts.one thing i like very much in pple.

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lol, i'm loving this thread. i think nl would be more interesting if peeps start beefing each other. lmbao

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You've stolen everything you ever owned apart from your terrible habits, your wougly looks, your poor heritage and your low IQ

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Dumb thing. I still checked my HIV status in January along with other parameters on my health.

I'm negative. Check your HIV status, your greed status, your complex status, your b!tchiness status.

Its all negative.

I love my life cos I've lived happy as a kid and I'm enjoying the truth that I'm telling here cos its hitting your right down to your marrow and its the hardest thing for you to take.

Selling stolen phones on e-bay

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And come to think of a lowlife like you saying I can't lick your shoes.

How can you afford the kind of shoes I would ever wanna lick if you can't even afford a phone?

I insist you're an illegal resident earning $10 per night per man or dog woteva

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@Admin: Well whether or not the thread gets locked or I get banned, my life goes on with as much fun as I've always had. When she described my wifey as an aristo girl, why wasn't that deleted?

@PlatinumK: Whether big or small boys I'm sure you never had any. Remember the first thing you asked for was a phone when you saw the topic. That's just the real you - poor, lowlife, ghetto born and street bred.

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Fortunately for me, I'm just being myself.

Too sad you have to read from an online journal to post your responses.

If thinking was a guarantee of the next breath, you would have long choked to death

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Obviously you're not an egg (may be a rotten one) cos u come across to me like the cracked shell of a an old sickly snail

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Well I asked for someone smart in my post and its certain you're not.

There are no rules on getting a girl cos wot works for ur cheap Bottom won't always work some for other creme girls

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I promised myself I wasn't gonna respond no matter what you type.

It's no use exhanging words with you. Its a waste of valuable space so keep blabbing

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I'm 32 and I've used up 3 int'l passports in my lifetime from childood till date (I'm on my fourth) and I enjoy living here in my country.

Living abroad is not a guarantee to a good life. May be you should come over for a holiday (if ever you can afford it) and see upwardly mobile young executives living lifes you can only dream of.

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All I hear from you is just brash talk and no content.

You're a bore to yourself

Get a grip on urself cos for me, life has always been fun. Maybe I was born lucky but I've got enuff to keep me going for a lifetime and life would still have had real meaning to me if there was no nairaland okay

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I'm sure you can hide behind the anonymity this forum offers to act like you're what you're not.

As soon as you sign out, you sure will be back to who you've always been.

I'm not enjoying this any longer and I didn't post this topic to listen to some nerve wreck giving me all the talk she (or he) needs to get her life on track.

Its not necessary you respond to this post

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Listen up girl (or man), I'm very comfortable and I live a good life and I posted this for the love of adventure.

I don't owe u any explanation on what or what not I have to offer. Life is all about choices. If the guy ain't wot u hoped he would be u walk away.

So please ,

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All that qualities for you alone? na wa oh

Oya what do u have to offer?

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So you think expect u wanna say u don't mean wot u say & say wot u mean.

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Its not about the fone but hey should that be somethin' u should ask of someone u barely know. You just told me a whole lot about urself in just one sentence

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whats the problem?

ok no worry about the fone, i can manage.

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Guess every1 duz but u bet I'm not gonna put it up on this site.

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Well I'm just me & I don't have any regrets for any of my responses.

I judge people based on their attitude (which includes actions and reactions) and I already know you better than you think you've made yourself out to be

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