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Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?

Some say its embarrassing to fart in presence of your lover while some will agree that it shows how well connected,free and open you are to each other.( meaning you dont hide anything)

WHAT DO YOU THINK?,

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Will do it in front of any mutha. Gotta let out the gas, no? Thank Allah (Slalaliwhateva, mine is the "pssss" type.

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happenz all the time with dogggy style

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^^

that must be a fuckin lie~

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My wife does it all d times, I dont like it though

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@Johnnny

It is good to see there are some shame left.

I would rather not have farting contests with my husband. It is great to be comfortable with each other but there gotta be limits.

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Fart in presense of sum1 dat is suppose to be an elongation of me?sure i would.farting is not abnormal and b sure we would only laugh it off.

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Hel yes, i do it everythyme, she even knows my fart signature. Lol

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Of course I can fart in the presence of my wife, why couldn't I? We're very open with each other, it's very different from breaking wind in the presence of guests, or total strangers.

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Hi.unless it comes out most unexpectedly or when you guys are just messing around;me think it is disrespectful to fart in the presence of anyone,it is a waste product that the body is sending out for health sake!

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I can but dont do it.

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No, i can't intentionally fart in front of ANYBODY. It's NASTY and DISRESPECTFUL !

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i fart first thing every morning! u can imagine d smell like after a dinner of beans or d sound after a bottle of carbonated drink!!

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i do it everyday and every minute no big fuss abt it~

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i see nothing wrong in that. it makes u connected. and he will know u have nothing to hide. it natural, i cant cheat nature, i cant die in silence or pretense, so ladies be natural fart as much as u can as long as u don't abuse it

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I don't fart around people, but when i do i don't feel embarassed and i don't give people some 'kain look' when they fart around me, because i want to believe it was done unintentionally. So if i fart in the presence of my lover, i am not embarassed.

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it's rather funny but i can

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Well, if it happens accidentally, even if she feels indifferent , I will feel uneasy about it. But if I can manage it, I would rather move away from her when I want to fart.

Do you know that sometimes I feel uncomfortable farting in the toilet, when someone else (be it a guy or gal) is occupying the next toilet. I try to slow it down and as noiseless as possible, I sometimes even flush the toilet to cover up the noise from the farting.

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I fart in front of my girlfriend,

this is how the lines goes

"Baby, am coming,"she will burst out laughing knowing what i mean by that, then she will reply

"mad boi", "i will still sew that ur Bottom for u".

when she want to fart, she will say

"dear, dear, ah, ah ah aaaahhhh, next time u fart 4 me i will give u double,"

it kinda cool 4 us, though i started it

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Anybody that has never don't this b4 is just pretending.

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Really luv the way most of u guys responded to this topic. As for me, i CAN fart real gud in his presence. I mean, wat's there. Except u've not gotten to the stage where u cant hide anything from him. The only gud thing i do sometimes is to let him know b4 doing it, but other times i just let it out. it could be so loud that we just laugh over it. There's no point forming unless u're still in the forming stage. Guys lets just be ourselves and i really appreciate Ruky for coming up wit this. Keep it up dearie

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If not in my lover's presence then whose presence,if you really spend a lot of time together,i think you cant avoid that.

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Farting in front of your wife or Husband I don't think is an issue at all, it means you are exremely comfortable with one another and have transcended the akwardness in a relationship, it is more like it when there is an akward silence between a couple during conversation, it matters if you just met as you would think you are a bore and it does no matter when you know each other very well, as it might go unnoticed then, it depends on what level the relationship is at

This is the same as farting, we all do it, even if its in secret , doing it in front of your wife or husband should not really be frowned upon, it is more or less a sign of feeling at ease with one another ,

Taking a dump in front of your spouse though, that definitely is taking it too far!!!!!!!

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I have a freind whose wife would always fart in hi presence. She does it so often that one day his inlaws came to visit him. The wife as usual but this time thinking that it was a mistake did the same thing. After their meal my freind quietly went to his father inlaw and told him to leave with his daughter when they are going. The old man was baffled. he complied by telling his daughter to accompany them back home for serious issue. When they got home the old called his daughter and warned her seriously. He outrightly told her it was a sign of direspect therefore that she must say appologies to her husband. She complied and was forgiven. Please gals of this generation it is not good for a woman to fart freely before her husband.

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if i can't fart in the presence of someone i love then why is he my lover, we are supposed to be comfy with each other and damn he farts too, not like ur the only person that farts in the entire world,

fart as much as you can and you both will see it as something funny, might even have a competition of who can fart better or longer lol, there are ways to be creative even with the smallest thing.

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hi

it is fun try it

she trust me more and is more free with

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if she does it,no offence, but i wuldnt do it on purpose, i think it's a kinda repect in my own opinion.

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I do it all the time and on top of that when him or me are in the bathroom we talk to each other (#2)

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controlling farting or not depends on what you eat,you can not eat those buka beans and think about controlling fart but it could be fun with so much perfume in the air.

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why not?its a natural phenomenom,we do it every time,infact we always compete with it and i win all the time, trust me now,i no dey disappoint,GBO GBA GBO GBA GBO GBO GBO GBO,abeg excuse me i wan go LATRINE.

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I agree with ugodaniel,

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na wa for y'all

if na ur spouse nko, not lover?

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If its done intentionally, its the highest point of stupidity and immaturity but when executed unknowingly, can be laughed over and joked upon.

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Of course, I can. This must be one of the benefits of a honest relationship!

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Hey it better out than in as i'ld say. Come to think of it who knows what effect fart has on staying in the body for long. Any wayz our location at that time matter,btq i would i am only human.

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Maybe even a little kissing game while burping!LOL

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Maybe even a little kissing game while burping!LOL

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In my humble opinion, image is a large part of every relationship, dude take your leave and do ur thing, u crazy nairalanders will soon start to advocate for 'joint crapping!'

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Why not? I'd actually be suspicious if I'd never heard him fart.

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What a question!!! , if u wan fart, wetin u go do? , okay u fit run commot sha, tell am say u dey come, u wan go fart.

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yes oh i can and we both fart in the presence of each other like it's regular

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