If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS NICELY , he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON’T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS,a walkover
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re aSHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT,
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him , He takes you FOR GRANTED . (Very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON’T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE;
If u DON’T, he says u don't TRUSThim.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD ;
If he SCOLDS at u, it’s because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.
If u SMOKE,u are BADgirl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN,
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u areCRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true,
but if u don't, they say u are selfish,