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Can You Please Men?

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS NICELY , he says u are trying to LURE other men;

If u DON’T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS,a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you’re aSHOW-OFF;

If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT,

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u LOVE him , He takes you FOR GRANTED . (Very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON’T LOVE him;

If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE;

If u DON’T, he says u don't TRUSThim.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD ;

If he SCOLDS at u, it’s because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.

If u SMOKE,u are BADgirl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN,

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u areCRUEL;

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true,

but if u don't, they say u are selfish,

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Cuz nairaland is a sexist forum don't you know.

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@ OP

have you been trying? save your energy.

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@All,

Why must every post in NL be about women against men or the other way round? This is why topics are dumped after 2 or 3days because people are gettin tired of seeing the same kind of topics everyday. We should think of something better instead of repeating the same thing over and over again.

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I have done none to my gal.

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well poster i give u 150/100 for this

very true expect the part that u said if he sleeps with u

he would say ure cheap~

Hell No i have never labelled any lady cheap~

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