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Do Nigerian Men "Sleep On The Couch"?

"You messed up real time; hit the couch asssshole"

If your wife tells you this in Nigeria,

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haba guys, wetin una de wait?

Post more comments pls.

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It is a democracy after all, lol

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old school naija shon of the shoil sleeping on the couch? sleeping on the courch is more of a sitcom phenomenon even in the west.

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Then you are in trouble but if you lived in the western world, then he has no choice but to tuck his tail between his leg, fold his ears backward like an embarrased doggie and go sleep on the couch. Shikena!

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Enlightening I must say

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Some people really dont understand the meaning and function of the double inverted commas ", "

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this is all part of the degeneration of the western society. A place where you can get sued for killing rats. a woman will get angry for no reason, as women are fond of doing, and order the husband to the couch or out of the house, wat utter nonsense. what is the rationale behind this philosophy? that women are now too special?

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Hunhun, rara, oti, mba, tufikua, lailai. Not while still in Naija, lol

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Are you Japanese in an English class (for beginners)? Nice try

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hmmm, why won't they reject some of our (naija) degree certificates outside the country?

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Even if I can't stand my man's presence at the moment I won't tell him to sleep on the couch, just need to turn my back on him and he know that i can't stand his presence at the moment. who wants to marry M U M U, you tell him sleep on the couch and he does that men the next thing i'll tell him is to leave the house.

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@poster,

even if i messed up big time then i wont accept her telling me to go and sleep on the sofa; if she is so cheesed off with me then she is welcomed to use the couch or the spare room. Its not her place to tell me where to sleep, becos if the reverse is the case i will gladly sleep on the couch to register my disgust at her,

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ummm @poster find a dictionary for both of you check definition of communication and try practice it whenever a problem arise before those words come out, best medicine I think

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do you mean like if men in nigeria sleep in the couch? i ask this becos you seem not to frame your question correctly. i mean i sleep in my couch at home wenever i want . wot wld make my yf order me to go sleep in the couch.does she pay the rent? so to your question ,yes nigerian men sleep in the couch and not neccessrily becos der yf order dem to.

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na floor she go sleep

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i have slept in other rooms on occasion - we are both stubborn buggers

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you are damn right. feminism has clogged the minds of you winches

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Hey sisi, there, a misogynist in our midst.

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The wife can practice all she learns from now until kingdom come but if the man is an Bottom. . .you can forget about any good thing coming out of it.

By the way, why is it the sole responsibility of the woman to make the marriage work? Last i checked there are two people in it.

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In Nigeria, a man's infidelity is almost a civic responsibility. The woman sleeps in the church instead.

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she will start the C, and never finish the statement, shior

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Such a thing will hardly happen in Nigeria. Instead it's the woman who will be relocating to the guest room. How sad!

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Not the Nigerians i know

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Ask the poster if he is crashing/living in his gf's house or the wife is the one responsible for everythg in the house?Evn your wife abroad wuld not tell you that!!!!

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A naija man would NEVER concede to sleep on the couch.He'll reason that he pays the rent and the house belongs to him

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@topic, For my house kwa. She no dey luk face?!

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common guys, where are u?

say something (honest) pls.

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Lmao! Nah! Bawo is one of the few. . .very few enlightened men we have on NL.

What we have is here sarcasm.

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