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Have U Ever Toasted A Pretty Girl, Only To Find Out She Is Lesbian?

Mean, this is gerring serious, i came into the country on wednesday, then i decided my cruising point should be Unilag, so on geting there, i just hv to make casual male friends and they introduced me to a newly established club in Yaba, the club is quit cool and is used by big guys and mostly Unilag students

Men i decided to club there yesterday, men that club is da bomb in terms of fast food preparation like fishes, snails, isi ewu, etc, but they hv no Snooker board like other clubs i use.

My disappointment came as a suprise to me, saw this Unilag chick in da club, men Asa Nne, exchange greetings with her and ask from the bouncers around if they hv any infor about the girl, i.e if the girl came with a guy, one showed me the guy he thought that brought her, but the girl is too pretty 4 me to leave, then i told the bouncer that am going to lure the girl away from the guy to be with me, even if it means paying in Hard Currencies i came with.

Guys, to my greatest suprise, when i approach this girl after some time and ask her if she came with somebody, she said yes, and pointed to a useless most wowo chick i hv ever encounter in da club **** wonder why the bouncers did not bounce that kinda ugly person that spoilt my night, **hissing** if i had knw earlier i would hv paid them to bounce her out of the club***, and told me they are dating, men i tried everything i knw, to convince the girl, but she refused and told me she does not go out with guys, and i confronted that ugly thing that she says she is her partner also, men even with all my Euros, Dollars and Naira, the babe no gree, men na yesterday i knw say lesbians serious.

Men i was so sad that yesterday and left the club in disappoitment, with the Image of the girl still clouding my mind, men i feel like sending that her partner to Sahara Desert where i will leave her to trek back home if she will ever make it back alive from there.

Guys hv u ever encounter this kinda situation?

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Yea i have cutiest thing eva funny thing she didnt tell me she was a lesbo till i called her and then she said wanted us to have a thresome with her gf. Her gf didnt like da idea tho. To cut a long story short i go there 2 days lata and they both insisted the thre.e.some involes eating their coo.chi.es and they sucking me. I said im only here to beat anything else i dont do besides i dont know yall like that to be going down on yall but yall can suc.k on me. They said naa and kicked me out. We still friends tho

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all these fellas who don't understand the meaning of the word NO!, when a girl is not interested, she's NOT INTERESTED, do you think by flashing your small dingdong money, she'll automatically become interested?

eh i've told all sorts of lies to get rid of someone, from pretending to be deaf to telling someone i was gay. whatever worked, straight telling some of this guys that you weren't interested was not enough. haba.

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Another childish post, talking abt a few cents he probably got frm his mama, 2 spend on an imaginary lesbian.

The whole post is so imature(the insult n d money crap)

damn NL is begining 2 suck with all this kids running around the internet

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@Poster

may be your raps fall your hand, i know for sure that babes claim they are lesbos when they cant stand the guy trying to chat them up, so dude try upgrade your raps, raps = looks, dressing, bucks, ambience, the whole 9 yards man,

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tell her u r gay and be passionate about how you love rods. Now you've put you and her at par and its clear that if you two are going to be scoring any goals, you both will havd to give away penalties. Score your penalties well and you may end up making her give her lesbo partner red card. Now you are the game.

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na wa for youu poster. well as for me i never get experence with any lesbo before. but i will like to encounter one, i bet i must enter the place, i will dis lesbain her, hahhhahhha

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^^ u don open another id

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^^

Shut up who cares~

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NO, i hv to ask around only to be told she is hardcore

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@poster

it was an excuse so that u can leave her Bottom alone

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Re: Have U Ever Toasted A Pretty Girl, Only To Find Out She Is Lesbian?

« #13 on: July 17, 2010, 07:05 PM »

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Mr odiaero, Next time Before you Post a topic or reply, check your grammar very well. Stop all those slangs that you cant even write correctly. Moreover, you sounded too immature with those hard currency spending of a thing. You are in Nigeria, just be simple and Stop moaning.

How much did you go to the club with? I bet €100 and the world should stand still for you. The Girl didn't like you, why not move on and try others.

I HATE FAKE PEOPLE

I TIRE OOOOOOO HE JST DEY MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN US LIKE SAY HE DON EVER GO PASS HEM VILLAGE.pls next time post what we can all learn from.

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she dey cm, run run run

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^ No mind her now,always talk the talk never walk the walk.U no tell am Jaybee,me no dey show mercy oo.

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No chick is a lesbo- I dated chicks who were gay at first but they always want a guy in the end.

you just gotta be the right guy

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Hi.noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

cos i know em when i meet em.if one has a keen eye and an observant mind;one will smell em out like rat smells out fish[no offence ment]

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Which one be ban! ban! ever heard of these words freedom of speech? opp! i see, it dosen't exist here on NL. i guess u probably abused yours.

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^^

Pls send me a msg on fb, or rather i wud send u a msg

its in regards to forex stufff~

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^^^

Im telling u

in my 3yrs of staying put on nland

I have never suffered this setback~

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wao, since two weeks?

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them call am word filter

like usage of the f-word and stuffs

help me apply 2 seun 2 release me

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by passin the word filter

ive been banned for more than 2weeks now!

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odiaero men, why you dey vex men? I wonder why you dey pose men.

men, e be like say you get plenty dollars and euros men.

a beg, I go arrange chick for you men.

you must pay me in hard currency men

have a good day men

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anyway, wht is ur offence this time?

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If they ban me, i go contact seun direct, no wast of time, afterall, me na mode 4 othersites, and no be so i take dey ban people

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odiaero u want make dem ban u abi?

ive been banned and i still havent been released for over 2weeks now~

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alright jaybee, i realy dont like insulting someone, just let peace be

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@jay bee ah ah take am easy now i tink odiaero looks good in his pic, but as for the background i may have to agree wit u on that one a bit to sissyish 4 me, but warreva floats his boat i guess!

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^^ who cares, as far as am not writing formal letter, and u got wht i said into ur bump head

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@OP

seems to me the girl was only trying to discharge U- probably lookin for bigger fish as ur kishi no smell reach her level

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You still look like a bloody tout with all ur imaginary euros and dollars.

Do us a favour by upgrading your profile pic.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^

with the bouncers

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^^

why r ppl always dissin odiaero abt

meanwhile odia wher is ur infinity fx 45

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^^ 4 ur infor, i dont drink

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First, you went to road-runners n u were expecting to meet correct girl there, u must be joking. . . . . . .

then u meet a girl after 6 bottles of shekpe, y wont she look fine to u. . . . . . . .

so y were u communicating wit bouncer baaaa, no wonder she no send u. . . . . she probably tot u were part of them

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^^ leave that confused baga jare

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^^

Nor be fight brother~

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So because you came back home with the little you have saved over the years then you think ladies will be worshipping at your feet,

There are more than enough home based solid guys that spend more than little you have saved for years.

Next time if you want brag with you money please do go to mama put beside the raod and relax there.

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woa, is it all the time they do ban u?

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subscribing with sugarcane~

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@odiaero and donex, why are u guys angry with each other? I don't think u two should take it to that level, u guys are taking it personal, chill.

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To hell with you, For haven sake why will i be jealous? Do i know you from Adam? I was passing a simple advice to an like you. In Slovenia do you speak wana wana? or are you using dollars in Slovenia. I bet you came here to show off?

When writing, remember the larger community of readers, Not everybody is silly like you. I took special interest in your post because of where you claim to reside. I believed you should show some difference to others.

You sound more silly that i thought.

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u are a goat, plz go to bizness section and check out my stats, about the grammer, dont worry about that 4 am not writing formal letter, otherwise i hv spell check to use. and why do u sound jealous?

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Some lesbians are hot! They don't look tomboyish or masculine. People can mistake them for being straight until you talk to them or study them.

In gay land. . .there are levels. Some don't even consider bisexuals gay. Anyhoo. . .from what i've read on this place, seems most of the 'lesbians' are just girls experimenting or confused. Trues lesbians only swing one way. Men are irrelevant.

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