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How To Toast White Girls In London?

Dear All,

Does anyone know the technique of how to approach/toast these white girls in London?

I have been in this country for 7 months now and I have not laid my hands on any.

Most of them i tried to chat up in bus stops are always snobbish.

Please guys assist me on the best method. I need answers.

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Dont mind the guy chasing afta white skin when he is dark.

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hahahaahahahahahhahaha

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7 months you never catch whitey! them go deport you oh!

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this has got to be the most pathetic cry for help ever

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My fiance ain't interested in white women, HE ACTUALLY THINK THEY LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A WOLF,

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Damn, BLACK WOMEN THAT BAD THAT YOU HAVE TO GO TO LONDON TO GRAB A HONKEY?

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wonders what a gaylord gat to do with women, anyway its a complex question, you have to devide allthe white chicks into all the white countries in the worls starting for english ladies,irish,polish,german,hungarians., sweedish,italian,spanish,, they all have their different lifestyles and there fore different ways they approach relationships so it all depends on the origin of the lady and her likes and dis likes for blacks, so no particular way of toasting ladies in london.

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Good point there Brown_Eyes! I'm glad you mentioned this, [b]unprotected [/b]is the natural thing to do with your woman.

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y r u interested in gurls?Change ur username mayb i'd teach u.GAYLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

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The guy is just curious, he could do with a little bit of encouragement.Giving him the stick for what we've all been guilty of makes us hypocrites.

Son,the black girls giving you the stick are just jealous, if you want to be with a white girl,so be it! its ur choice,my little advice will be just, socialise a bit more,go clubbing,it always works.London can be very tricky some times with getting white girls,or even any girl,but with luck,there is always one for everybody.

The topmost advice,that guarantee you a white girl by next month, is get a job in a restaurant.you have the choice of picking,polish,medittareans.e.t.c.

last but not the least if you can join them,be them.behave a bit whitish,go to galleries,coffee shops,skating.

goodluck.

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u carry ur patapata enter d queensland omo i sorry 4 u ojust tink of wat it take to get over there

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White girl ke. What will i do with a snow flake when i my nubian, chocolate queens are all over the place. White girl ko, white girl ni !

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Yeparipa!!

And you go allow them? foolishness never end for this world o!

People no dey fear disease?

If you no fear for pikin at least fear for your life now.

It be like you know plenty useless bobo's.

Try and educate your friends to lock the kitten until a raincoat is on the manliness o.

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i tol himthe same thin, U hit it once, u'll get the formular

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I THINK U ARE STILL NEW IN LONDON.

AND U HAVE A LOT TO PUT IN PLACE AND NOT JUST

GOING AFTER WHITE LADIES, U REALLY A GOOD JOB

AND U HAVE TO STUDY HARD TOO,

BY THE TIME U ARE DONE WITH THIS U WILL BE

RUNING AWAY FROM THEM COX THEY WILL BE CHASING U,

DON'T TELL ME U TRAVEL TO LONDON BCOX WHITE THING

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Keep using a condom.

What difference does it make whether the person in a short or longtime girl/boy friend? If the person has an STD, they still have it even when they become long time whatever!!

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do NOT stop using a condom until your wedding night.

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Like everyone says, try the clubs usually outside London where they hardly get black dick like Southampton, Leeds etc and make sure you can dance. London is oversaturated with black men who are very good with getting white girls so practise outside London first.

Nothing turns on a white girl more than to see a black man demonstrate what he can do to her in bed. For the up tempo music pump the hips like you are banging canine style and then ask one of them for a dance and then she is all yours. For the slow dance music,just wind those hips ever so slowly as if you are giving one the grind of her life

Keep plying them with drinks because for some reason drink makes the girls do everything and anything whilst for the males they get violent and beat one another up.

Personality plays a vital part so asking boring questions like what do study? where did you buy your dress from? what qualifications do you have? will get you nowhere. Give your intended lady the 'look' when you catch her attention. Hold the gaze for some time then look away at other females . DON'T look too desperate and stare at her all bug eyed. The aim is to get her attention and act stoosh aka play hard to get.

When you do get up and personal, comment on her sexuality don't go for the common killer that JJC's use, you are so beautiful i love you. Comment on how she turns you on and how hard she has made you. White women have this common belief that black men have big mega whoppers and can go on all night so play on it if you want to lay a white girl.

Be careful if you just want a one night stand because once they tried black (and it was all that and a bag of chips) they keep coming back.

Use a condom by the way at all times unless you are planning to marry her.

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I understand what you mean here.

You seem to be so much in love,that's great.

There are still good Nigerian men,a whole lot out there.

Wish you well in your marriage.

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Bravo @pmdaboh!!!! I like your statement so boldly! One day I will be next, who know, but God knows!!!

Welcome to Nairaland member!

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Your personal preference is your choice, so I will not comment on that.  I am an African American woman, and I recently married a Nigerian man (he is wonderful by the way).  One thing I can say as a woman, and from America is that "FIRST IMPRESSIONS MEAN EVERYTHING".  If your English is not that polished, you will be perceived as not being intelligent, and therefore, just looking for a "lay" for the night.  No, you do not have to sound as though you are a professor teaching a law course, but one thing is true is most women sum a man up in a few minutes by what he says and how he says it.  Broken English will not do.  If you have been living in London for 7 months now, you should have observed how men (of various cultures) approach the type of women you are interested in, and see what works and what does not work.  Find out who "YOU ARE".  Do you look neat, polished, and can you hold a conversation on quiet easily without using broken English.  I love to hear a Nigerian man's accent, but I do not like to hear Broken English . .no matter what his accent.

My husband is just perfect, for I actually flew to Lagos, Nigeria to marry him.  . . . .he was approved by the Immigration Office just last week, and soon he and my stepson will be coming to America to me.  He was caring, kind, intelligent, and spoke English, Ijaw, and Yoruba very well.  Your English skills must be very good!

I know you asked for a guy's advice, but I thought you would not mind a woman (married at that) giving you a little advice.  My family and friends did not want me to marry a Nigerian, but he was the only man for me.  I am not questioning your preference for "white girls", for that is your right to be attacted to whoever you are attracted to.  Just be very polished . .  Now if you only want a "lay" than well . .what can I say to that.

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IF you need to get laid. you should try King's Cross station. i heard alot of White hookers ply their Trade there. Just pay them the asking price. she will be your Dam for the night and your quest for sexual fulfillment with a white girl will be satisfied but be careful though you could be arrested for soliciting and be deported back to Nigeria. And i wonder what you will tell your village people. ( that you were caught with your pants down or your visa expired ) the shame of it all

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@IBB FAN

Are you telling me you use a condom all the time with your longterm girl friend? If you do then i take my hat off to you because most men i know ride unprotected with their woman.

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with all these loads of advice. Gaylord should have found one oyinbo chic.

*shouting* GAYLOOOORD! where are you? Oya come and give your testimony.

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This must be the funniest thread on Nairaland

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why are u all tryin to tell him what to do, he wants a white bootie. He is just curious

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my guy black girls no dey where u dey reside?

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Maybe what he needs is a job and change of name cos I don't think any sister would even look at a guy that answer gay name.

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All these undercooked black men [b]chasing after white girls like they've lost their minds.[/b]Imagine someone complaining of not being able to lay his hands on a white girl since his arrival in London like they're some sort of prized posessions?

When these white people label black men as maniacs on heat out To Molest white women,we attack them,now we are entertaining a man whose sole purpose is to have a white woman by all means and some are are actually giving him tips.

Wake up my brothers and have some pride in yourselves and your heritage!

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@babyosisi

that is exactly what gaylord needs. the thing is he wont mind the physique or anything else wrong as long as she's white!

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gaylord here she is,the woman of your dreams.

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gaylord  the desperation in your posting about "laying hands" on these white girls dey fear me O.

Is this like a life long ambition of yours to be with a white woman the moment you land for London.

Be careful what you wish for,them get oyinbo girls and them get oyinbo girls.

Don't let that white skin fool you.

[b]You may be hunting for a Jessica Simpson and end up with one that could knock out Wesley Snipes and Tyson put together.[/b]God have mercy.

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what the Bleep is the point of your pix?

to show us that you are the bomb or what?

see me see me trouble.

nairaland go kill me o.

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Must you try so hard to chat up a chick, whether black, white, indigo or maroon. SEe everyone turning into James Bond. Na wa o! Just be yourself and the rest will be history.

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guy,it does my heading when we nigerianns fink whyt gals are cheap,its not true,ur a fresh guy from 9ja,ur accent is crap,ur dressing is bullshit,how will they trip for you,remember we are humans,they are just like us,the only difference is the skin color man,forget it,u cant just get them anyhow,itz not possible,u gatta nice up, learn how they do it and i fink its gonna get u places with them!!!!!!!!!!! and dont fink the black guys u see going out the the whyt gurls got here 7months ago, some of them have been here for ages and some were even born here,

but if ur despirate of gurls, try the black ones,they understand u better and i fink they tend to give u chances more than the whyt ones, this is the simple truth, the picture there is me

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@IBB Fan - LMAO, u funny o, but waste not, want not!

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See lecture. You go fear now.

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show them your black rooster

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Man,

The kindda training this guys is getting here will end up not doing him any good. He will eventually turn to a hard core player, except if he is just looking for an experience, his name seems like the brother is questionable. Man, try and change that name.

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u gotta try and lose ur accent, so they understand wat ur saying.

but dont put on a fake english accent coz that sounds terrible.

If ur not good looking, dont 'toast' girls on bus stop. Its very annoying when guys do this, u have to be very special for girl to like u in those situations.

My best advice, is meet them through clubs, uni, friends.

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bus stop, hew, sorry they won't answer you. and i think you have a low self esteem. build up confidence in your self. if you keep asking for other people line of chating a girl up, you will keep being a photocopy of that person, what if what happen in his case did not happen in your. thr fact that other met their girls at the bus stop doesn't mean you will meet your there to. and its a way you approach people you meet in a bus stop than people you meet in the party.

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@oyinboaja, u are right about that. They wuld follow u home and do anything but they dnt need any toast of relationship till the nxt club day, and no money at all.

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You guys beat around the bush a lot.

Try to stay fly, this is very important.

Get your friends to introduce their friends.

Be good in bed. if you hit it once you'll hit it twice.

After your first gurl u'll start having them easy

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Nothing wrong with saying seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if it works. na by force to use oyinbo method?

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forget white girls, there are way too many fine , and hardworking sistas out there to be checking out the white girls

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hey GAYLORD, why not try the guys since the chicks are resisting.it may be easier

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