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I Found These Words Rather Amazingly Funny And True Too: Do You?

NINE WORDS WOMEN  USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut  up.

(2) Five  Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you  have just been given five more minutes to watch  the game before helping around the  house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means  something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go  Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud  Sigh: This  is actually a word, but is a non-verbal  statement often misunderstood by men. A loud  sigh means she thinks you are A SlowPoke and  wonders why she is wasting her time standing  here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer  back to # 3 for the meaning of  nothing.)

(6) That's  Okay: This  is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants  to think long and hard before deciding how and  when you will pay for your  mistake.

(7) Thanks: A  woman is thanking you, do not question, or  faint. Just say you're welcome. ( I want to add  in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is  not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're  welcome' . That will bring on a  'whatever').

(8 ) Whatever: Is  a woman's way of  saying GET LOST!

(9) Don't  worry about it, I got  it: Another  dangerous statement, meaning this is something  that a woman has told a man to do several times,  but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the  woman's response refer to # 3.

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I use whatever sometimes. . .doesn't always mean get lost. Just that i'm bored and beginning to zone out.

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what is the meaning of this?

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Tanx poster for d info. lol,

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@poster

add this one -

Do you have a condom. -----

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