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Your lover comes over to your place for the weekend. The next morning, you couldnt wake her up. She's [kicked the bucket].

What will you do?

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may God help you if she you are in naija.over there they can take autopsy instanta and you'd be a free man.not so here

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Hmmmm, die hard souls !

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I'll just sing the song "It wasn't me".

Afterall, nor be tell am make he do the thing, when he know say he get weak heart!

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Eyah sorry about this girl.

Amen to ur prayer o.

Oga o - but what i know is that if u did something wrong, it will always come back to bite u in the backside.

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hmmmmm! ka ma ri, God no go gree bad thing. In this our Nigeria, infact police go take u chop so tay them go even build house from the money and time spent by your family.

God let bad things be far from us o.

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God forbid!

If it happened in that Nija, there is no way you can come outta this.

Cause there are no autopsies, no investigation etc.

They will just say u used magun for her and she died.

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Wrap him/her like a N200 suya, and throw it outta the house. But not around you.

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i had a similar experience, NOPE! i dint loose my boyfriend, i lost my sister in her boyfriend's house, she slipped and fell on her tommy.(some story we cldnt question after wards) . . internal bleeding . . . intensive unit. . . operation. . . blah blah. . . we sha lost her. we were too sad to ask questions, d boyfriend was at the burial, u should see the way people were behaving to the guy, they could not even wana think he shared feelings with the late girl. . . some said, ''boya o tie gun l'obe ni'' {mayb he stabbed her] , some said,'' e beere lowo e dadaa[ ask him what he did to her]

some uncles felt they would ''deal'' with the guy

(bad enough dad was not supportive of the relationship)

All sorts of things that cld make one cry more. . .

the long n short of it was that after the whole burial, the guy came back once with his family to check us bt what can anyone do, the dead is gone. k'oloun maje ka ri iru e jare.

u just can't run from ur shadows!

bt i have learnt that a man's old enough to die d day he's born.

NAIRALANDERS may God give us long life!

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I pray that for your sake - it doesnt happen in Nija becase you know that is prison you are joking with.

At least abroad - there will be a post mortem.

God forbid that happening sha - oga o.

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immediately start binding and loosing.casting and leashing all strongholds. lol

seriously, call up my lawyer then call up the police and hope like hell someone ever came accross autopsy in his dic else am in real wet-red-clay.in naija?i dare not call the cops or i just called my corpse.

come o,u b mallam? banged her all night n now she died outta exhaustion uh? cane am to death,abi? cane am back 2life now. monkie

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My only option is 2 join in the race. I will kill myself n make sure i lie bside her.

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How can u be that lazy.why didnt u keep the bucket in safe place ur girl wokeup and kicks it how æ u sure she didnt hit her head badly,nw shes dead u want to run. . . .shame on u .

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Call 911 or if i'm in Naija, Put her in the car and straight to the hospital. I hope never to experience such thing. It will be horrible !

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Walahi dead man will wake dead woman. Professor Peller will have to come from his grave to perform the magic . She must wake by force. Ah ah which kain 'yaponyanrin' scene be that.

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it's not ya fult,but people will just take it some kinda way outside

they'll say u killed him,becos u wanted his money bla bla bla

some people who dont know the story they will carry other ways outside for u to look bad

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Trau what? What obtains mostly in Nigeria is, if anyone is unlucky to have that kinda thing happen to him/her, woe unto him/her if they are not on good terms with the persons relatives!

Most people will think you have used juju on the person and the next thing you'll know is your story will be on NTA Newsline and Nkombe.(hopoe I got that right!)

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i doubt this would be a time of being a "real" man or woman. Most people will undergo some emotional trauma that will require counseling.

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HEY southpark, ive not done a sex change oh!so, am still a female for naw! thanks for the compliment though.

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it can be really horrible when it happens like dat sometimes esp when da parents of da gal are involved n not really in favor of da relationship,but then u would have 2 be a real man n face da situation afterall it's not like u killed her or anything,but i would never run away or do anything of dat sort afterall we're just human n we do make mistakes.it would hurt 2 loose a loved one thou but i would have 2 come 2 terms wit it someday sometime

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Kick da bucket ko kick da bucket ni? Use dat bucket and make sure you wake ha up. bang it on ha head. haba,how can sum1 just go to somebodys house and decide to die there? abi ur house na mortuary? but layi she u know dat ure loosing sum knots? hahahahaha

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Gosh, some people are crazy! ou guys think up a lotta stuff!

I would run for my life!

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@ IAH, once in a while I am......not nuts but a bit crazy

@ nferyn, yes I was, but you that already, right ?

OK folks, it was a joke, alright ?

Hang me if you want......

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The main problem in this scenario would be that the lover kicked the bucket in your arms. How do you convince her relatives and the police that you did not "poison" him/her, or that a former lover of yours did not put "mugun" on you?

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If her relatives are educated and the police are also sensible,they will take her body to the hospital for autopsy to confirm the cause of her death before pointing an accusing finger at you.

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this happened in my school the girl woke up to find her boyfriend dead... he died of natural causes though but the girl was so distraught .. i didnt follow the story since i didnt know the people involved..

monister

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Why die with her when you know that if she had not died there's a strong probability that you two would have broken up eventually?

We have ladies here who have lost their husbands but survived, so if you lose a loved one who is not your husband or wife, life continues more easily. This seems to be easier for the men; even the widowed ones seem to get re-married so quickly!

The main problem in this scenario would be that the lover kicked the bucket in your arms. How do you convince her relatives and the police that you did not "poison" him/her, or that a former lover of yours did not put "mugun" on you?

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Faint, and hopefully Join In the Death!

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