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Ladies What If You Must Approach A Man, What Will You Say?

Ladies just sit down there waiting for men to prey on them, at the end of the day they ridicule, mock and make fun of the guys who approach them for spitting horrible lines. But can you ladies do a better job than men if you were the ones doing the approaching? Ok. lets find out.

you were inside a fast food place and you saw this cute guy you admired, refreshing himself at a distant table on his own, and you MUST have to walk up to him. What exactly are the things you will say to connect with the guy and have his number?

Guys should be the judges. Oya lets go. Whos the first female toaster?

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@LOVE.4BUG

Hi, ow are you doing?

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I have been asked out by girls before; And when its a beautiful girl, this is normally the trend;

I'm at a friends birthday party, just chilling and being fly. This really pretty chick walks up to me and starts like this

Chick: Wow!! The dance floor is really packed, I pouring sweat.

Me: thinking to myself (she's cute and talks well, I like her). Erm yeah!! Thats why I came outside. I needed some air.

Chick: Kai!! Do you have a handkerchief please

Me: Still thinking to myself (Na wah o!! So I'm really this hot, God punish R.Kelly) Yeah!! searching my pocket and handing her a new one with a hint of Issey Miyaki on it. Here.

Chick: Thanks alot. Wipping her face with my handkerchief Hmm!! What perfume is that?!

Me: Acting a fool Which?!

Chick: The one on your handkerchief,

Me: O!! Thats Issey Miyaki

Chick: Its nice. Can I keep it??

Me: Yeah Sure.

Chick: By the way, I'm Kenechukwu, my friends call me Kene!!

Me: Thinking to myself (Otito diri chukwu!! She's a nwa Ada sef) I'm Alusi_OkijaTM, My friends call me Okija

Chick: So! I havent seen you dance all night, you are forming big boy abi!!

Me: Wow!! She speaks pidgin too, my kind of babe. Not too Aje' not too razz. Not at all. I just have two left feet.

Chick: Argh!! It's a lie.

Me: I'm serious

Chick: Well Prove it (she drags me up, and we start dancing outside)

At this point, I took the lead and closed the deal.

More often than none, when a pretty girl asks a boy out, if the boy is sharp, he takes a cue from her and closes the deal making it seem as if he asked her out.

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all these ladies are just simulating easy stuff.

just think of a guy who is really not into girls approaching him and then try this your parapapra

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that's how girls sound harsh u no,

we assume she is d guy, how will she respond to that

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It goes this way.

Adaybola: Hi, is the seat free? (If yes, then)

Adaybola: I like your shirt/wristwatch/whatever he's putting on (If I get a smile or thanks)

Adaybola: Will start the conversation on his meal, movies, sports and get a hold on his interest.

Adaybola: There’s this new movie “Salt”, I would love to see it. (If he shows some kind of interest, then)

Adaybola: Would you like to go to the cinema/hangout sometime? (if yes)

Adaybola: Can we exchange complimentary cards?

Adaybola: Nice chatting with you. I hope to see you again sometime soon. Enjoy the rest of the day.

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you: I'll walk up to him with a smile on my face and the start the conversation thus;

you:Me: <smiles> Hi, may i join you?

Guy: Go ahead

you:Me: You're too handsome to be eating alone but i hope i'm not encroaching?

Guy: yes u re and why do you care?

You: Me: don't love seeing a handsome guy like u alone

Guy: i thought u came here to eat?

you: yes

Guy; then eat and stop disturbing my meal plz

You: oh am sorry, i never meant to disturb

Guy: its alright

after eating for some time,

You: i don't think u stay around here?

Guy: why do you say that

You: nothing, its just that i have never seen such and handsome guy like u in this vicinity before,

Guy: smile

and so on,

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its easier said than done,

when you walk up to a guy,

You: hey, may i join u plz

guy: its a free world

you: Me: wow you look handsome

guy:Thanks

you:Me: You stay around?

Guy: why do you ask?

You: just wish to know you, i.e if u don't mind

Guy: well i don't wish to and besides i don't hv time or girls like you

You: well sorry for disturbing

Guy: never mind

bla bla bla

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I'll walk up to him  with a smile on my face and the start the conversation thus;

Me: <smiles> Hi, may i join you?

Guy: Go ahead

Me: You're too handsome to be eating alone but i hope i'm not encroaching?

Guy: Thanks for the compliment, you're not.

Me: My name is Princess, may i know your's?

Guy: Funky

Me: Woah! that's a f'wonderful name. (meanwhile eating continues after which i'll answer one fake call and take my leave)

Me: Honey sorry i've got to rush to the bank and change my hard currency to naira, if you don't mind may i have your contacts? Here's my complimentary card. I'll call you when i'm through in the bank.

Guy: <smiles for the first time> Oh! i'm very pleased to meet you. Here's my number; ,

Me: catch ya later.

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I have been approched by several ladies before. You wouldnt even notice they are hitting on you if you are not careful.

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**your money or your life***

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Admired. . .sorry i don't admire a person base on face or build.  To find out, i'd ask if i could join him on his table, get the hi/hello out of the way and ask some mind scrabbling question.  His answer determines if i will bother with the next 5mins or not.

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^^^Abeg wetin my thread dey do you? Talk in plain language pls.

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i am henry  really love to have a caring lady if interested contact me: +2348055968422

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@Love.4bug. I didnt tell you to answer for the guy. Just say your own part.

@okija juju. what do you mean by that?

@papa190. Me and you who better pass?

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^^

That is an example of ANTONIO BANDERASDESPERADO

any lady wen track me like that I go pick race without looking back,

Oma she o,

she fit be mermaid or Hiv carrier,

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^^^hehehe. sharap dia!! open your own thread na. You only feed on already existing threads to lay insults. Without new threads it wuld be so boring.

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