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Men Are Hard To Please?or Are They?

Guys et Girls read this and comment.I think I like the whole concept hihi.....

The PROBLEM with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

AND:

Words to remember for a while.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.

That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...

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^^^

As if women know what they want either.

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Yes. They don't know what they want themselves.

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@ Mizkay

did u get this Topic from my facebook profile?

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these girls are bunch of lesbos. lost souls

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thats some admirable honesty rad!

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i really would not totally agree with the original poster of this thread to an extent some guys posses the above mentioned character while some do not so let this crime not be generalised. there are good guys out there.

my advice to both men and women would be study ur partner, threat hom or her like human and with respect, show love, learn to tolorate and accomodate.thats the key to a great relationship

this post is one in a millon

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At least here's one responsible man - well spoken my friend.......I'd say try a different tactic on that girl you met......man no dey know....

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i don't think men are hard to please its just that a lot of couples end up pretending. the write up is very good and save for the normal 1% is quite true. I have been looking for the apples at the top; actually met one the other day but she had her excuses. Again the girls at the top are not that many so its a lot of work.

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those illustrations apply to only some guys, there are some exceptions.

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I totally disagree because its not always true. Though some guys exhibits the above listed statements but i think general we guys are down to earth and are easily pleased.

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@all girls feeling cool bout being on top.

one thing you gurls fail to realise is that if bird no chop the apples on top of the tree e go finally fall and rotten for ground and then no guyz go wan

chop aagain lia lia only worms go chop am. and worms na old babas and sugar dadies wey want sex alone. so my advice gurls make you jabo while guyz still dey roam under the tree o.

the clock is ticking o!

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I feel y'all girls....we are too precious to WASTE our time with unworthy guys who have no drive and patience to 'harvest' us from the vey top of the tree....abegi girls......whatever you do with men....DONT WASTE THE PRETTY!!!!!

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