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wat happened to those bosoms u guys have on ur chest,c'mon register and take ya bra

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so where are d[b] men wt cotonou water melon bosoms[/b],register yaself hiaaaaa for a 78XXL bra size,its free so don't fear

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For tonight . . . . . yep. . . . I think is

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yes my lady

duel, its the responsibilty

of we the upper ton, menfolk

to protect the queen,our lands and the beautiful ladies that claim our hearts

yes madam i would fight a thousand duels for your virture

knife a million scoundrels

on guard!!!

sabre or pistols at 30 paces

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gallops in with hooves of a thousand beasts

damn, my blasted and cursed server oops stead

it became lame and i had to stop at the inn

for a new horse

my fair maiden where art thou?

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Fare thee well my knight.

Upon whose words I shall cushion my head tonight

Dreaming of land where writing the unfamiliar comes with ease

A Place where blacksheeps are revered not cursed at,

A place where we can all stay on Nairaland morning, afternoon and night

And the word joblessness is never uttered

Yes! A perfect world where. . .people recycle.

@ The Sly

Lol. . .cute.

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((CLAPPING)))

Bravo!

Bravo!

I. . .I am without words!

Completely and utterly speechless.

I give up. . .or should I say give in.

Blacksheep, eh? I like it.

Oh and Gesundheit

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What is this I hear? A duel you say?

Mercy upon your soul sir!

How worthy are my hands that you would think of doing such a foolhardy thing?

I beg of you, rethink you decision.

You are a man of intellect not a brute. 

Take it back before you are taken up on it.

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you my lady

i would dub the title

silent shrew, for you know how

to ever subtle wriggle,nag,speak your way out of anything

as my guest,and a lady your lovely slippers shall never step

unto the cobberstones of a dungeon

and less we are going for communion you would have zero relationship with stale bread

you madam if you are so inclined on being banished can be banished

to a more suitable place like----err-----my aaachuuuu(bless me)

where was i? darn it i have forgotten

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Oh my!  I have offended you.

My apologies sir! I ought to know better.

You have been nothing but a gentleman.

You see, I’ve grown accustomed to men of flowery words,

It’s become difficult to see what is true.

And now I shall banish myself to the dungeon

Where I'll feast on nothing but stale bread and water.

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@sheniqua

the bras go fit,atleast i don buy size 78 XXL FOR THEM,make them come,make i wear am for them

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I only do it to protect you.

A gentleman like you. . .linked to a drunken wench like me?

You reputation will be in tatters sir. I couldn’t bear it. I just couldn't!

Discretion is of utmost importance.

Who are we spoiling for a fight with? I wanna fight! I wanna fight! Pleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase let me join in the fun!

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yes ooo sheniqua all them men wt bosoms as big as cotonou watermelon should be condemned hiaa

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but its actually silly

cheap popularity comes to mind

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@sisikill

yet she denies me again

a monkey she chooses to make out of of me

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@ariblaze

rofl,i once had a little fight wt him ,don't mind him he doesnt mean any harm,hes just trying to tickle u alittle

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how do you

people suffer his daftness?

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@jennykadry

nah, not now

right now am spoiling for a fight with you know who?

@sisikill

good ma

i find that hard to belive

my fair spirited lady shy? not done, never

your high level of creativity dazzles

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Oh dear!

I promise you sir, mockery is not what you hear read

Shyness? Yes.

Mockery? Absolutely not.

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I imagined you would be.

But if you’ll be so kind to teach me how. . .

I’d gladly whip out the pen and paper.

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i am grossly disappointed

my lady

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Of course!

What can I say. . .I am a coward.

For you see sir, that particular genre is out of my area of expertise.

I tried, believe me I did, but alas it came up short.

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you my lady

have kept me hanging

ever since our last jointly written novel

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Well. . .I never!!

Pray tell me sir, why you think that?

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i daresay

thats why you, my good ma

are taking advantage of me

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the liquor huh?

hmmm, i belive you

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You sir are a Gentleman! A Gentleman I say!!!!

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am good jo . . couldn't be better. Its friday!

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They are jealous of our "protruding bellies" that they all decided to grow bosoms as well

Some of them seriously deserve bras

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Bustinabo, whats up na?

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@JennyKendry

Wat a question.

LAMO

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tis nice to see jennyk getting the wrong end of the stick

there is nothing wrong with man bosoms so long as it not on my man

besides i don't think its a competetion tis not like they wished or actively sought bigger bosoms

a competetion requires active participation and not the other way round

na true some girls dey wey get bear bear for chin for chest and so on

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What happened here? I pass out drunk from all the drinking and the show stops? Oh come on! A’ight, time to get the party started again. . . .

Ariblaze. . . Mr. Mouse said your blaze lacks spark. Are you gonna take that?

Dangermouse. . .Ariblaze said your head is too big for your little body because of all the cheese. I'm not telling you what to do but. . .err. . .I don't think he should get away with calling you a big cheese head.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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StephenP

Tell me about it. . .loooove them daiquiris. Add whip cream and two guys exchanging internet barbs and I’m set for life.

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if u see mami water oooooo

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ROTFLMAO. . . .

Do carry. . .wait *picks up glass of Strawberry Daiquiri. . .Virgin and takes a sip* Aaaah. Now carry on, carry on

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am quite sure

this would be deleted by the

moderator come morn,

so i have enuff time to piss over this goat

ok let me pretend we are on the same level here

its hard ooo,but itumo what you wrote

people like you aint difficult to discern

broke, jobless, without a clue as to what direction anything is

bleeping dumb breed

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hey guys chill out nowwwww

honestly d both of you're making me laf

i only created this thread for fun,i did not create it for people to start fighting

if someone is trying to pick a quarell wt u just ignore that person,that is what i did from d begining,ignore trouble and it will flee away from u

abeg u guys should plssssss calm down ariblaze and dangermous

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Guy, make you no dey waste your phone credit because you dey try prove point.

Use am call Sikira you hear. Bloody Agama

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is it so difficult

for you to attempt

to make sense?

and this is posed to mean?

confirmed you definately banged your head when little

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Your middle name must be Adamu because dem think say Mumu go dey too blatant

You Come here dey feel like say you be big boy.

Better go kill that rat wey dey chop your Ewa for kitchen. Kong-Fool

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come did you fall off

your mother's back abi they dey chase you

for you village

abeg if comprehension of words is a problem

shut it, and if you are looking to score cheap points with ladies here

pick another combatant

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Look at this one. Na for online forum you dey come look for ego-massage.

Your suppose go Ebute Metta my friend, like Banky W talk

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some men actually have big bosoms like d women ,gosh it can be irritating

like jenny said i think they should be allowed to bosom feed their kids dis days

@ari-blaze

it was not an insult,i read thru and it was a compliment she threw at u,judging from d way other guys have been replying d thread

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if u think its an insult,then take it so, all i know is dat i did not insult u and it was a compliment,but for sure,people read diff meanings to watever one says

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acted?

i don't know

whether to get insulted

by this statement,but i know

for sure this is not a compliment

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