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Ola,where Are Thou?

My Hussie,where have u been?i have been lookingg for u all this while.

Pls hola at me.

NOW!!!!!!!!!! Miss u!!!

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We'll build a new school. You would be the accountant so that we don't lose money to the Y! Boys. Then you attend evening class.

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What do you mean? So l haven't been getting some love before? Anyway thanks a million.

I just madam won't catch me now. She forbade me talking to any lady till after our wedding.

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What do you mean? So l haven't been getting some love before? Anyway thanks a million.

I just madam won't catch me now. She forbade me talking to any lady till after our wedding.

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no its not, infact am happy 4 u, u deserve some luv,

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na wa ooo, LUV IS IN D AIR HERE OOOOOoo

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Niceuzor,

seriously, try it. Fantasy do come true on NL. If people get job, business ideas, internet skills on NL, who says marriage is impossible. Even for a day? Keep dreaming my guy joseph didn't sweat it to move from prison to palace. It is all about the power behind the dream.

$ammy,

sorry, koko is with me right now please wait for your turn. We would soon have time table for sharing koko. Meanwhile you'll have to exercise patience. After all you have not been formally taken. Keep toasting! Just know that you are a second fiddle. There are two clear favourites already. Please fight for a place.

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@rachiwise

Where have you been all wkd.I hope youve not been giving the koko to someone else

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You would surely find her if only you can dream like joseph. They plenty for nairaland.

Pray for me to win the battle against my rivals.

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My angel! We met in my dream, you know.

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What? Number four? Thank God she is on vacation! Please don't apply yet. Make l enjoy small.

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Niceu,

All foods would be on stand. No worry. Even Tuwon Wanke anything.

Rachi,

you'd gone off to my rival all weekend when it's my turn. That is cheating you know?

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Is it strange? After all all work and no fun make jack an dull man.

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Niceu,

All foods would be on stand. No worry. Even Tuwon Wanke anything.

Rachi,

you'd gone off to my rival all weekend when it's my turn. That is cheating you know?

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Real romance section here! Three husbands. Two on Nairaland! One wife. We are watching as the drama unfold.

Please are you doing the wedding together? Same day? Let know so we go chop jollof

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$ammy,

it is challenging. After all the madam is not complaining. I think at the rate women of 21st century are going, it would no more be a bizzare as you thought.

Rachi,

l told you l don't steal money! By the way, it would be criminal for you to put everyone in the same room. After they finish hitting one another, the winner would turn his attention to you! God forbid.

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TO BE ABEG.ONE HAND.But madam the idea of having many husbands is bizzare

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Which kain selfish people be this?

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well,tue,but baby we need the money oo,i wont mind having that type of money.i am planning to marry atleast 4 husbands and put them in the same house.

men, we all know it aint easy to take care of one man talkless of 4,so baby, bring in the money, owo!!!

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Which bank? They don't get any compassion at all! Nothing to rob there.

Check it out a decent housewife leave home at 6am and returns at 10am leaving kids at the mercy of maids. She must not conceived, she must not bring kid to work etc. Where is love there?

Worst still, the babies would not be breastfed. I won't go to that place at any cost.

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I am here! Why the hurry? Shebi Babale is still there?

I am fine. I no sell today. Business is bad!

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I am here! Why the hurry? Shebi Babale is still there?

I am fine. I no sell today. Business is bad!

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wen r u coming home to mama?

omo ko wale now!!!

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my Hussie r u there?

au was ur day today?

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Shebi you wan change the world? Go ahead! When I enter, somebody would flee!

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**grumbling**

how do you mean? Hope you don't forget my job is important too? Robbery is a decent job. Better than Bank job. You dare not send me to market! I would steal your money and send you to prison.

By the way, polyandry don't mean men are slaves. Once a man, always a man. Don't count on me to do your shopping for you. I would buy ashes instead of salt. I only know books. Yeah, send me to bookshop not market!

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we can set d date as soon as possible oo.there is no problem.As for ur Babale,koo ni were,i will settle dat.u will have to settle some house chores too ,u will have to go to the market,take of ur kids(wen we have),while i go to work.

u understand??

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U really want to change the world, lady. Well, I hope my "Babale" is as skinny as broom. He would do the cooking and wash your undies. As for me, I am the last, so I should be pampered. I would only serve food maybe drive madam to work. I hope you are working in bank? That would be really nice! I would be your domestic Banker.

When do we fix the wedding?

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whao!!!

That is cool!!! u can gym up cos that will improve ur chances of being the one to take up most of the nights(fri,sat,tues,wed).pls let's give ur babale sun,and mon(if he is up to the task).

will let him know that his second is moving in.wont that really be great??

Ladies should really do this.Afterall women to can enjoy their lives ,God no go vex.

man's adultery is also(=) woman's adultery all come= adultery

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Yes oooo! Yes !

This is 21st century. Women are going places. Leading even from the pulpit. They are now everywhere, Presidency, Army. Leading every willing guys. Yes, I would give it a try. Maybe Naija would appreciate it.

Beijing Miracle is taking a new dimention. Women want to lead at home. Hahaha! It is fair especially for guys lazing away and lording it over their wives.

Start saving for the dowry! You are paying! As for my rival, he is in soul.

Ever heard of Ija Orogun? I am going to return to gym. I had to shape up. I need to add kunfu to my Boxing skill. I mustn't take chance at all!

Yes, I am in! It gonna be fun all the way.

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he said yes ooooooooo

u dont have to be afraid,all u have to do is to say YES!!!!!!!!!

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Baby,there is always a first time.

u dont have to be scared ooo

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So you have already thought it out with him?

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Say? What? Number two? Hahaha. Ever heard of polyandry?

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he will be glad to have someone else in the house with him.tohelp him out.

u no it aint easy married to a woman like me,he wouldnt mind

but hope u do not mind being the second ooo

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well no problems u will be the second now!!!

abi u dey fear??

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No money! Just wisdom, trust and maybe your heart!

You may be my next victim! I hope your hubby won't mind?

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No money! Just wisdom, trust and maybe your heart!

You may be my next victim! I hope your hubby won't mind?

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no way baby!!!

u r the guy,so u get to go to the prison and i take care of the money!!!

ok??

but for the record ooooooooo wat do u steal??

gold??money??or wat oo

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I agree. One one condition: just as you share my loot, you would also share my prision sentence. Ok, I would put it this way, you spend 80% of my prison life while I help you prolong your stay by robbing more people.

Fair deal. Isn't it?

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whao!!!

u can steal me den!!!

we will get to share the loot sha oo,

80% for me 20 % for u

wat do u say??

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Exactly. I robs. But I don't steal money or properties. I still hearts. Trusts. And wisdom. And when l get caught, I often ends in prison!

I wish I can steal someone on NL!

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ok sorry,u be armed robber wannabe!!!!

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Ha! I don't know you o! By the way, I have been working. You know my new job mean I had to visit prison once a while?

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Hmm? Me? Are you sure?

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Hmm? Me? Are you sure?

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Shebi you wan change the world? Go ahead! When I enter, somebody would flee!

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