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The Best Toasting Formula.how Did You Toast Her/ Him ?

My young cousin asked if i could give him toasting skills and lectures.I told him u dont need any,no cramming or memorizing e.t.c I said the best ones comes suddenly .I remember the day I travelled TO THE EAST lo and behold an angel sat beside me.the 1st 30mins i was speechless.i neva saw some1 so beautiful all my life.I took up courage when we reached ore (we were in a luxury bus going to the east during the era of night journey) i said 'i was thinking of the best way to approach you.If I had said ur face looked familiar would it have worked?''

The girl laughed.she said she would have snubbed me if i said that and bla bla bla .we got talking, so i knew i had got herwe are best friends till today

THE QUESTION IS THIS .HOW CAN ONE TOAST A GIRL SUCCESSFULLY

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Why toast when u have d money? Just flash d money as d start up line, then u r free 2 proceed. Leave matter jor!

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Who comes up with this topics, lmao

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Mcseagroup is right. To get Naija babe na war. You must joke and joke. And i am a Naturally proud dude. Imagine i had to tell bed time stories through out this week, just cause i need on heavy bo.oobs girl i just met.

I even have a cousin like your sis, if you flatter her or toast her she can slap you. Took us a while before we understood each other.

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it easy, just tell her, her babe let me hit that azz, i swear am going to tear that azz up, with a smiley face

lo she gone be all kinky, all loving, or naughty woman let me tear that backside up lol

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Mzdark how did i toast u

Did i put you in a toasting machine and increase the minutes to 2hours so u can toast very well

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toasting a naija babe is quite different form an oyibo chap. for oyibo, just tell her you want to Bleep her Bottom, but for naija babe, men you must fisrt of all make her laugh either by creating a scene or just make jset of ur self.

that is the first step, from thence you can start with some like compliments. i like ur , , you look , and blal bla bla

but dont see this to my little sister because she go bla you with a blow

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Gaddamnit. I aint looking for a wife/gf/woman.

I am looking for BABE

I just pray my bros 190 don't see this!

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It works for me na.

That's why i am saying so

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Hey, theres no need cracking ure brain, toasting is natural, just be ure self

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Tell her,"i luv u and Will do anything 4 u, if u cry, i'll cry,if u laugh,i'll laugh,if u jump into d sea, i'll look and laugh again

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D only rat in my kitchen,d only sujar in my garri, d only lice in my hair

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In my book, there is nothing like a toasting formula, Girls like guys who can demonstrate that they have higher value than the rest of the lot toasting (make the girl laugh, are original, converse intelligently, dress well, listen attentively, are empathic, poised and in control, etc, etc). You may then have a good shot.

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Just say,I LOVE YOU! LET'S GO HOME!

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Gal ur face look frequent, are u a residential in the location?

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@ 190

U are an upcommming criminal, keep it up, maybe the sky will be ur limit, lol,

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well try this one

works pretty well

guy, hey wots up

girl, hi/gud afternoon

guy, i have seen u arund

do u liv arund here or sumtin

girl, nope

guy, well seriously i think we've met

girl, dnt think so

guy, anyway im Jboy

wots ur name

girl, im harvey

etc etc

contact me 4 fuda lectures

now payment time

pay N5000 FOR MY LECT SO FA

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ThoniaSlim

na true bi that. abi na lie now!

but baby that face in ur profile de y reflect in my eyes oh! wetin i go do pls help

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lol, toasting formula indeed.

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Just be natural, if she/ he dont like that, then it'd probably never work out, I think!!

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the very first impression is to make sure ur mouth hasnt got odour! then u can talk from there on

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