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Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You?

Guys and Ladies, Give THREE good reasons why someone should marry you?

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hello miss this is faronbi from ijebu land, i just just wish to knw u more better that is y am writing this message.

i wish to hear from u soon. or u can reach me on this number 07056018092

thanks. as u read this message God will bless u.

orunmila a gbe ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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i am BIG

i am STRONG

i am RELIABLE

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another good thread spoilt by the bad belle peeps.

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I don't think I can give any; but am sure that if I propose to a woman, she won't reject it.

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Nice thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am caring, affectionate and compassionate

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Well, the babe gotta undoubtably love me, coupled with her beauty (in the eyes of the beholder - me) and intelligence

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trooe is back with her marriage again . . . just invite me to come and eat rice when all this is done.

When you finally become a wife tell me whether you wont spend a good chunk of your time in the kitchen.

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i think some of the reasons are not far fetched from a point of view that shows :how attractive u r;how understanding u r(maturity) and;how u are able to hold urs as a real man!

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am glad to see u online,am Samson from Nigeria,am computer engineer and am looking for a woman like u that will take good care of me,and i will take good care of you don't worry about money,have been looking for a wife since 2007 and am 28 years in age,if you are ready contact me on leosam02@yahoo.com or 07034490111,039763282 am here for you bye.

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ehn! ehn!!

expiry kini?

no b diz type o!!

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Cristalz and Thor's London Agenda

Monday 8th September 2008

17:30 Meet at Airport (Cristalz in nuns habit, Thor wearing only priests collar)

17:45 Limo into town with pink Champagne on ice and some serious smooching

18:15 Stop off at Harrods to buy the lady some expensive gifts, swap nuns habit for a fur coat

19:00 Arrive at the Hotel Ritz, honeymoon suite, into Jaquzi, more champagne and some light naughtiness

20:00 Thor gives Cristalz sensual all over body massage with exotic oils leading to more naughtyness

21:00 Romantic dinner for two the Sake No Hana, Mayfair

22:30 Off to a Cabaret show, more Champagne, great music and dancing

00:00 Romantic walk along the Thames stopping often to smooch and cuddle

01:00 Back to the Ritz for a night of non stop intense passion

01:00 - 07:00 All kinds of naughtiness, multiple heavenly feeling's, oral heaven and smooching

08:00 Breakfast in bed

08:30 - 13:00 daytime naughtiness

13:00 Lunch at the Carlton Towers

15:00 Back to the hotel for a final bought of lovemaking

18:00 Limo back to Airport

19:00 Tearful goodbye at Heathrows terminal 5

Copyright 2008, THOR International - All Rights Reserved

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@topic

I do not cook

He has to do as I say, everything goes my way( am more of dictator)

I don't answer question like WHY, HOW, WHEN e.t.c

Any man that marry me will truly enjoy moi, and cherish every time we spend

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What exactly is your problem?

U cannot even type proper pidgin english. . . . . .Are u a plonker!!!

Agreed. . . . .

All i need is your confession.

How's your journey to be a juju-man going??

Red scarf or red mini skirt laced with JAZZ??

He looks like a masquerade already so he might not really need the white chalk.

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Hannibal and Bettes

If una two get any sense at all, you go know not to tackle me at all

Now Bettes, this one wey u write so

'THIS' NA SINGULAR, 'SHELLINGS' NA PLURAL SO THEY NO GO TOGETHER

HEHEHEHE men no try me oo

na ELEJA PRIMARY SCHOOL FOR AJANGBADI I GO

@HANNIBAL

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY . . . . .YOU ARE STILL A PROPER AKAMU.

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Doyin, comot form here.

I dey take style holla at hanniboo

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PLS I THINK YOU NEED TO GO BACK INTO BEDSIT AND SLEEP,ALL THIS SHELLINGS IS MAKING ME WEAK.

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Okay now. . .peace don reign for this thread

I might just manage to stand you Nigerians again

Honestly, we Brits should never have ceded independence to you lot

You are clearly not ready to live as human beings

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Lol Yoruba tech. . . Doyin is that true?

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Na who be this one again ooo

Madam Telephone without wire

Ejo Ejo. . . .make u face front abeg

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morenike e don do. Chill out. Bedtime stories are due.

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Doyin is never serious.

Besides, he stays in Peckham.

Killing is like handshakes in his postcode so it's a normal thang.

Doyin13 should move out of Peckham and stop being a ghetto child.

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GEEZ, never read so much curses in ma entire life!!!!

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but wait oh, which kain brain power you dey use sef?

seems like ur battery don run low, make una check CVS na. Batteries are on sale now. 2/$7.00 I hear. buy them while they're cheap o.

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Awww are you serious?

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~chanting Psalm 91, before more curses come~

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THATS IT. . .

FECK FECK FECK

CAN'T BLOODY STAND ALL OF YOU

WHY DO YOU ALL TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY

YOU ALL BEHIND ALL YOUR COMP SCREENS

WITH YOUR PUNY LITTLE LIVES

TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING WEY NO DEY

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING PEOPLE

SOME DUDE ACROSS MY STREET GOT STABBED TODAY

HE HAS KIDS AND A WIFE LEFT BEHIND

THAT IS LIFE

NOT YOU LOT AND YOUR silly EGO

WORD TO ALL OF YOU

FROM JAKAL TO MORENIKE TO DAVID

ALL OF UNA WOWO

AS IN WOWO

OKAY

SHIOR

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Shut the Bleep up!!!

You brought the nymphet into this. . . .

When educated fools like u worship and run after babes looking like Nollywood house-girls. . . . .Why ain't i surprised??

A pre-med student on a forum trading her femalecore for human mutts like u. . . . . Pathetic!!!

Morenike or fuckever moronic name u call yourself. . . . . I am way above your league.

You are too spastic to even qualify to converse with me.

All those yoruba curses u spewing would go directly back to your family house. . . . poo don't belong to me.

By the time u rot n die e-bleeping NL boys, it would dawn on your ugly Bottom one day. Cheapskate.

See her posing like a regular bread hawker in Ajegunle.

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Ermmm. . .

My initial comment was a joke people

Enuff already

I was freaking joking

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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No marra how ugly I am, I still categorize you as a child. Even early 20s dnt act like you.

Indirect post sickens me, grow up and stop huffing and puffing.

No, I will not sit here and trade words with you, but baby, all I got to let you know is, you ain't that hot. Not everybody want a sh*t bag, not everybody wants you.

Doyin, see wetin you cause? The boy suppose to dey feel like he's haught and heavy. Amugbo oshi oloriburuku sef dey feel like Micheal Jackson

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Oh Dear. . . . . U lot I have to go to work in the morning

but all this angst has wiped off all the sleep from my eye

THIS IS KAK MAN

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You can't do better than this?

I am disappointed. . . . try harder. It might just get to me.

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Thanx for the acknowledgement.

The only snag is this overblown, uncouth and gorilla,ugly poo-faced LovePeddler trying to sneak into a discussion of intellectuals.

I just dunno why some twats complicate their own existence by shooting their mouths without keeping an eye on it.

What a minger!!!

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Oh my God. . . .

Okay. . . .the next person wey go abuse on this thread eh

Thunder go strike am down for where e dey

Oya make una try me

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@J-girl

Aunty, chill now.

You don't know, you might just be insulting sTILLWARRA.

WETIN THE BOBO GOT TO OFFER?

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You really expect me to keep my cool? Are you bloody kidding me?

You talk about rude? You've already done that. No need to feel like the bigger person here.

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Ngba ti awan aye ba e ja, kilo tun le so ju radarada ye lo?

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I am worse than Lucifer of course, thank you. If that is what you think, cool. \

They are sensible. . . .they know better.

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I can't be bovvered with the TV channel u watch.

U can tune to Playboy TV with KY jelly for all i care.

They already know u are worse than Lucifer.

What you do now changes nuthing about u.

Keep up the good work.

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Gustav is cool. FYI, it wasn't even in my area code.

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Cover what up?? See me see wahala o

I hope ma wife is not reading this heresy of yours.

Lying to meself about what??

J-gal, i think Gustav is doing ur head in. I can arrange a SHRINK for you.

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So doyin you want to tell me I shouldn't talk to hannibal again?

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I am a quiet girl ooooo!

If they like let them e-shag on NL, it's their biz.

I only have my eyes on my guys jare and none of them are online.

P.S. I won't be surprised if they announce their engagement here. All I want is an IV so I can get free food.

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You two will reignite those rumors again.

No complaining when J girl comes with her wahala ok

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baba alakori, e kpele

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Any quality u willing to share?

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ti n ba wo idi e

O ti ba je tan

Alakori

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