Do you want to impress your girlfriend but you are not sure how to do it? It's not that hard! Read this article and learn about the best messages you can send.
Sometimes we want to please our loved once by texting them. Funny text messages are one of the most popular ways of communication that will make your love happy.
Sometimes it’s necessary to be creative in order to impress your girlfriend. However, it’s not always easy. That’s why the Internet is full of ideas to help you find funny text messages to send.
Here you can find the most popular ones.
Funny messages for her
I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
If I were to make a dictionary:
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.
When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye
Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry!
Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
More funny messages
Stop thinking about me!
I wish I was a teddy bear that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you
You + Me= I have a situation!… Can’t stop thinking about you.
Woke up thinking about you.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why just make a wish. Trust me it will come true ’cause I did it and I found you.
The funny messages for girlfriend can be also romantic so that your loved one feels loved.