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What Is The Dumbest Gift You'v Ever Received?

what was the dumbest gift you'v ever received? mine was a set of plates, ! it was my 20th birthday and i had gone to spend sometime with my guy. i was looking forward to the most romantic gifts of my life but this guy gave me a huge set of plates, 16 or thereabout, you know, the type that are packaged in cartons.i cursed my way back to school with the plates. how did he expect me to take it back to school?? i was stayin inthe hostel then. men, it was an uncomfortable ride. i could nt explain to my roomies how i came about the plates.i had expected something romantic or cool, but plates wasnt it.

so, what was the dumbet gift you'v ever received?? lets share experiences and some laughs and lets let the guys know what not to give us

, on a second thought, guys, your views are welcome.

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, a philips pressing iron on vals day!

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A Versace watch on my birthday.

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a package of graham crackers. it was clearly a part of a big box that he had already eaten.

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a rat in a well packaged box

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my ex post me 40 packs of condoms by royal mail on valentine's day

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He's probably read the many silly "101 ways to give a girl butterflies" articles. . . . . .

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^Tehehe i know right. . .hmm

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I don't know if this counts as a gift but its by far the dumbest,

I had this toaster who came to see me at home (his first time visiting) and on his way he called me to tell me he got me something nice, I wondered why he was going through the trouble, coz it wasn't like I expected him to bring anything along.

Anyway, he got to my house and as we walking into the house, he goes like "oh one second I left your gift in the car". He came back only for him to hand me 1 chocolate bar (can't remember if it was mars, twix or sneakers), in my mind I was like wtf? 1 chocolate bar? Why did u even bother?

I didn't say nothing to him tho, I jst smiled as he handed it to me, as soon as he left I jst called my lil brother gave him the gist, and just gave him the chocolate bar.

Maybe its me, but I just felt it was soooo wrong!!!

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Fake flowers. I left them in his car when he was leaving. I hate anyone giving me plastic flower

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a second-hand(okrika) bra on my 19th birthday.

He was even smiling when he presented the package, he could have bought me a short bread biscuit instead. With the smell of the bra, i could tell it was okrika. Imagine that!

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by the way,,butt plug is used on your anus. u plug it in like just like u plugggin your cooker

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I'd jst written WAEC and forming 'big gal' whn ths oldr cousin of mine travellin frm Lag bought me a 'baby baloon dress',u knw ds type with organza and lace and most annoyingly,the rope around it!I kudnt reject d gift,bt I wudnt wear it either!

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a durex feather line condom from a lady

saying i hope it works on me real good~

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What a nefarious attitude. You didn't post this at the time it happened, but now he is your ex. Don't tell me you left this great man because of your 'so called' dumb gift

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I don't believe any gift can be dumb,

unless it's a fake product that spoils almost immediately.

@OP: Learn to be appreciative OR hint at what you want ahead of time. Not everyone can read minds.

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i havent received any bad gift so can't share sorry

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