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What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line?

Hey GUYS,Wat chyking(wooing) line really works for u?

and LADIES what line cant u resist?

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i love you talk your own. sincerely it has worked 4 me b4, dat wuz when i waz 9yrs. lol.

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is that a gun in ur pocket or are u just pleased to see me ( works wonders)

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I think you just have to go out there and ask your guys the best way of getting chyks head close to urself but the best is if she's a good christain start up with bible quotes such as love your neighbor as your self and so on i used that when i was in secondary school, men bible love quotes work for me than any other thing this world they are really straight in catching those chyks out there.

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Best line,

Guy- Hi baby

Babe- hi( any problem )

Guy- We once met somewher but cant recall.

Babe- I dont think so.

Guy- anyway, I love ur look?

Babe- Thanks(, smiling/boning)

Guy- Just recalled- U looked like our ex- house help that left with our half bag of rice.

Babe(she go vex)

Guy- Try calm her down because she wount want to go embarassed. From there u go Jasi.

4real!!

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u bump into her and say, 'sorry, i didn't notice u before, and i thank my luck for doing so now'

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To be candid, most of those pick up lines are just too lame.In the first place, if you tell a babe how much you love her or show how desperate you want to have her, you screw the game up.Don't compliment her 'cos she gets that line every now and then and that only make you appear like those wimps trying to get into her pants.You have to be DIFFERENT!

What i do somtimes is that i get her attention first, stuff like

Hey, then she turns to look at me.

I give a "james bond" smile and then i tease her, accuse her of hitting hard on me, bust her balls and when i want to get numba, i wold like,

Hmmmmmm, punch your number on my cell phone so i call you if you are nice.

I think something should separate you from those wimps jumping at her everytime.

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hmm bay bay were av u been all my life u r a such a buriful damsel

can i buy u a drink or anything !!hop into my car am heading ur way

am ready to be ur driver for 2day !!

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hello baby, aba mi loko ege kan, aba mi loko koko, aba mi loko usu,

mo ni jeans meji , mo tun ni tommy finger kan.

ko ba yo gba temi, ma mun o yoko usu, ma mun o yoko ege,

iri gba ko miiiiiiiii

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hello do u live around seem 2 av lost my way?,

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na true na

let the girl know wetin go happen l8r

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u remind me of a girl.

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e get as e dey do me.

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serious, that means u know to love for dis life oh. so how u take chyke ur babe?

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omo sauce kid na so u dey chyke reach

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i'll go wit the ibo lingua anyday,

bebe i likem ur style, abum importer and exporter, esom na ndi ne gbu ozu na high sea, can u finish the profit of a crank shaft?

dat will sure get u her undivided attention, trust me!

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Wow this great girl i think my dreams are manifesting i dreamt meeting u here, we had a chat and you agreed being my Monalisa.

or

for Igbo chics ooo,

Baby see dat hand writing on d wall it says "Mu na gi bu otu"

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na wah o,

Chei, if guys put d same time dey use in wooing girls into business, men I guarantee MEGA MONEY.

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you are the software that makes me hardware

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Baby, you are the sugar in my tea. The butter in my bread. The only cockroach in my closet. The sun and moon rise and set in your eyes. . .at the same time.

Those will get you any girl you want, LOL!!

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mine is,

baby, no long thing.

Sure U like koboko.

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you have surmised the whole situation

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guy: wasup beautiful lady?

girl: the sky

guy: i think ur father is a terrorist, possibly osama bin laden himself,

girl: why in the world would u make such a nasty comment?

guy: because u are the BOMB!

girl: very funny. ki lo ns'e bobo e? na ur papa be baba iyabo because u b gorrila, shio.

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that'll be after you recieve blinding slaps in succession

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wooing Line?

JUST BE YOURSELF.

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best line is

'i love you talk your own. . . .if you no love me back now now,na die you dey*

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@

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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wooing lines?

I haven't got any, just take things as they come.

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i feel you pass 'igbo'

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Kemijsuper, make money ma man,

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"Babe, better love me now I'm poor - Not when I'm rich, you'll start claiming relationship!"

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i think u jst have 2 b humorous, try making her laff, she falls on u,, loses control and funny enof, dont adsk for her numba and wen u r done, u'll be surprised she would be asking "DONT U CARE ABOUT MA NUMBA"

It works,

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best line is

may i be permitted to love you?

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hi, pls do u have matches?

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@POSTER,

What does it take to have you as a soulmate?, How about that? Is it cool?

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This is from an igbo man nna baybey . . . , I lurve ya Tips i want to suck!

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[pre]Well, in my case, neither me nor my sweetheart did the initial wooing, we just realised weeks later that no one really wooed thee other, we cudnt help stairing at each other at first glance in a mall, and then we met again at the counters desk moments later,and this time i cud see her sweating in an air conditioned gripped hall, i took advantage of that and offered to help her with her stuffs to her ride, then i gat her card, but didnt call her for over two weeks cus i had a job that kept me busy in Ph for about that time, when i gat back to Lagos, i buzzed her cell, and she was shocked to the teeth, i fix a date that evening, thank Gawd it was a saturday,so we spent the night at my crib, (suprisingly to her, i let her sleep in the room,and i was comfortable on the couch), within a couple of days she sent me a mail that i was unbelievable having not made any sexual advances at her that night, i realised that we were becoming more into one another as days turned into weeks, and in a couple of weeks time i gave her my first kiss, i cant explain how soft her lips felt on mine, and the taste of strawberries she had on her lips,made me melt, still i didnt lure her into sex, but wen the d-day for sex came, it was like we shud tear each other apart. it still remains the greatest sexual encounter any lady wud ever give me.

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actually, mine is,

can i borrow u for a minute, maybe 2 or 5 or maybe jst 4 d rest of lives.

and when she says YES,

U say 'Might not give u back'

Iv used dat b4, it worked,

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after a normal conversation, he says "i think u re having a crush on me", quite old fashioned but i kidda like it, its funny.

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Go check the existing thread at below:

My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! BEST ONE I EVER SEEN- - -hilarious!!!

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-87173.0.html

Wooing (Toasting) a Lady

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-519.288.html

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OK mine is  "Hey babe don't worry i will buy u hum hum hum hum hum mer.

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here is mine: i'll be ur hero, shadow, ur rainbow e.t.c, i'll colour u, i'll follow u anywhere in the world. lol

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My best is, "girl you look beautiful, I wish I had a friend like you" I attach any extra ordinary thing I see,that is all. i won' t even talk about it again till we meet the third time though I will still be stirling at her, next I will tell her, i am still thinking of her, can we be friendz. She will do some pretends, i will like persist, she will continue, I will say ok, may be you are enganged, i will take my leave. From all these, if she is interested she will show it, if she is not just find your way

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