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What Will You Give Your Darling For Christmas?

What will you give her or him for Christmas?

The Christmas is fast approaching and thoughts of Christmas presents fill the mind.

I have a special gift for my darling, but I am wondering if you would appreciate it.

This gift can last for five years.

In my younger days, I loved to give books, but I noticed that they thought the books were not good enough. They forgot that a book can be more expensive than a dress.

Some books cost $50 per copy and that's twice the price of the T-Shirts sold in my store.

Christmas hampers are being displayed at the popular stores in Apongbon, Stop Centre on Allen Avenue and Victoria Island and other super markets.

I love giving gifts and I was called Father Christmas years ago until I turned my attention to giving seed grants to the poor and needy.

N15, 000 is enough to help a poor widow start a lucrative trade.

N20, 000 can buy shares in a Nigerian bank for a young girlfriend.

What are you going to give your darling for Christmas?

Please, no cliche.

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Aisha kar kiyi fushi, kin san yara basu iya magana ba!

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a drumset maybe,would have to call him and ask.don't want him to give me this geez  thanks! look and smile like he did the last time.lol.

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@sylvex

darling, how do u want us to do the christmas? hit me up. i'm planning really big,

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sylvex where are u in lagos i no get babe tooo make me see and see wetin go happen we can start as friends my phone number is 07031290916

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A vulture has no business with the barber.

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@Naja

am sori if i sounded harsh.

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hhhmmmmmm if I knew i would tell you. (i hope u didn't cuss me there?)

@9star

why tell people to shut their mouth. Nigeria is multi lingual. be accommodating.

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many pple wld hv shout dia mouth ,

wan nan ba wahala ba.

ki ba ni kowai.

or r u on messanger?

mu yi maga na so dat pple like ettehgate ba za su sa warin bakin su achi ba.

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@ etteh

i hope that remark wasnt targetted to me??

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yankuri muriya na be yi kio ba

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@naja haje,

inaruwanki?

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haba !

na every bodi you wan know where they come from

and their phone number?

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what are you ppl yapping about??

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haba kate,

ki ba ni dan Allah

nna so ni ji muriyan ki.

kin ji?

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AH

UM FATER MAKA GESKIE

NOBA NA PRIVETE NA FAR

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Okkk.ba yawa.

ina ki ke yanzu?

ki ba ni number wayan ki zan ki ra ki yanzu.

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ah ah

ama una dey yaro guda

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u r a dumb Bottom.

u ask if i was EFCC and i asked y ur asking if ur a yahoo guy.

only 4 u to say is any1 wit a PC  a yahoo yahoo.

No wonder ur in gwags d driest place to be.

haba ba ni da yaro yan zu.

ke fa kin yi aure?

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Ka more nlland ji sosei

@ Topic. Basket of Bitter cola.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

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SO ANYBODY THAT HAVE ACCESS TO

A PC NOW IS A YAHOO YAHOO?

what a shame!

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una n lafiya

yaya yaran  ka

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not a stundent man

resides here!

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eya, kate ni ma ha ka

ban iya rubutawa so sai ba ah ma ina kwokari.

Ya kike?

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una jin sose

but ben ya rubuta fa

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eyaaaa,

ka na makaranta ah gwags?

kai da ga ina ne.wato ur state of origin?

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ni ina phase 2

opp. uniabja

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no i wont

lie lie basen yeda ba

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Aisha dan Allah ki yi hankuri kin ji.

ya ki ke?

ina ki ke ?ni nna kaduna ke fa?

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Haba ettehgate, wani magana kai nan. Haba mai da magnan karuwanchi anan. A din ga magna da hankali Dan Allah, Ba kyau haka.

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haba kai ma.

ai mu nan wasa mu ke yi.

Kwo ita karuwa chei ai ba ruwa na

ah shei kai ma ka na gi hausa na.

kai baban mutun ne fa.

mai iike faruwa?

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abeg make una no sale me here

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kwo tana sama a ritalori ne baka sani ba

kwo karuwa ita eke ne baka sani

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HABBA MALLAM

ahankali mana

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I need a Darling before Christmas oh.

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9star,

I have a very good MOU with her and any magomago, that is the end of the show.

I move on to the next chapter.

You know I write. So, it would be another story to amuse and entertain my readers.

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she is getting an ipod nano and ear rings

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MEN TO BE CANDID

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WAT TO GIVE MY SHODY

AT XMAS.

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE.

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i dont understand wat dey are doing

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I will take a collection of gifts to her or send the gifts to her in Abuja.

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well,

am still thinking.

what do guys really appreciate as a gift from a BABE?

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if this was an hausa thread . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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@kateflow,

no mind the

he de look for babe at all cost for nairaland

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