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What Would You Do If You Were Jilted At The Altar?

Its your wedding morning and you are all dressed up.You make your way to the venue of the wedding and march in proudly.9.00 passes......

10.00

11.00

your spouse to be has not yet arrived.

Fear begins to course through you,you begin to fear the worst,cold sweat pour out from every pore on your body,then,a phone rings,maybe yours,maybe a close friend,and then the news is broken by your supposed husband/wife-to-be"I don't want to go ahead with the wedding,the wedding is off".What would you do?

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faint!! I MEAN F A I NT ! Jess! who posted such thread? U wan kill person, Lord! my head aches. I dont want to think it much less dream of it.

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God forbid, the thot it alone can kill me

i pray it doesnt happen to me

cos i wont even have to strenght to kill him

i'll just relocate immediately.

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1st reaction---shock!!(is the dude ok)

2nd reaction--- look for the nearest mirror to check me self out( just to be sure i;m still my sexy ol'self)

3rd reaction---scope around for the nearest bloke and hook up( there gast to be one somewhere)

4th reaction--- feel sorry for the jilter( he has no idea what he just lost and what trouble he just saved me from)

ok, ok, seriously did i hear u say jilt ke? altar kini? i'll find the bastard and castrate him with a blunt knife, prevent him from procreating more loosers like him! askor!

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Wow !!!!!!!!!! I guess one can only imagine right now. This can get you crazy for a minute and anything can happen then. Whatever happens, i pray i don't do, or say what i will live to regret for the rest of my life. As painful as that situation might be, Sometime it a blessing in disguise. A real man will come some day, but i will never give up on life or marriage, not for any loser. I will collect myself afterward, put on my best, arrange myself, learn from my mistake and start planning for my next wedding while i wait for my prince charming to come and rock my world. No situation is big enough to define, stop or limit me. My tomorrow will always be the best of my life.

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the first thing i wuld do is to kneel down and thank my God because u can't tell what He had just saved me from, after that i wuld pick the mic and give a very lovely joke to get off the embaramnt, then life goes on, the next girl must be a very very lucky girl that such a thing happened.

and wat wuld be ur first impression if u were at the altar with ur partner to be,then the Reverend asks if anyone had any thing to say against the wedding and then someone puts up his hand in the congregation? but wat comes out of his mouth wen given the mic is "Reverend i no hear u well so i been want make u come again"

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What would i do?

i would get on with life as you should.

Keep all the presents, tell the guests they may as well eat the food cause it would waste.

Go on the honeymoon alone if i cant get ma money back - maybe go with a friend.

Then put maself back on the 'single and available' list for sure

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Do exactly what Dakore Egbuson did in a film that had similar plot.she was stranded at the altar, cant remember the name of the film, but twas good to watch unlike most nollywood films

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Its hurts yes, bt life goes on

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How did I allow it get to that stage? I should know from the courtship period that the person has such erratic potentialities so we just will not get there. But then if it happens (we all pray to God that it won't), I'll pick up my pieces and move on with Life. Can't kill myself because of one undecided being.

#Candid Submission#

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Have you seen "the wedding singer" with adam sandler. Similar thing.

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GEEZ, if i was jilted at the altar wat wud i do? well 0nce i get d news 4sure i'll be embarrased n broken-hearted but ill just leave d church n go home, wen i get home i'll remove my wedding gown n tear d hell out of it den i'll lock my door sit down on my bed n begin to cry, i'll make sure i cry out blood den i'll fall asleep, wen i wake up d nxt mornin n i remember wat happened i'll to cry again but men life has to go on.

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i rebuke it in jesus name, it will never happen to me or my family

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@Radiant-yep thx @Thonia thx too though i heard it was true story sha

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Reminds me of a true story i hrd once. Bride n Groom are at the alter about to exchange their vows when d bride suddenly bursts out tellin d whole congregation that her parents stagemanaged the weddin n that she doesnt love the man,she then threw her veil away n walked out.The real drama was that the groom asked if anyone in the congregation was interested in marrying him n a lady stepged up n the ceremony continued

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she wasn't being fair when she tot of jilting me. was she?

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Didy, that's not fair

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always have a back-up plan. get a phone call from her and tell everyone she was involved in an accident and the wedding is off forever cuzz u aint marrying anyone that is crippled.

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What will happen is that either he'll spend his eternity in Hell and I'll spend the rest of my life in Jail [/b]or vice versa 'cause the [b]outcome of the breaking news will be very brutal!

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LOL @ all the replies

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i wont attempt to marry again. the shame go make me become lagbaja by force

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the MUTHAF*&*ER..had better MOVE out of EARTH cus i will HUNT HIM DOWN BELIEVE THAT.

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when i get him i will kill him. but when i see him i will ask why telling me to marry u when u know u can't handle it.

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Thanks to him for telling me earlier. At least it's better than having to sign a divorce paper or living a life in hell when im married to him.

Haa... Wat will i do? Yeee... yeeee.. yeee... Oriii miii ooooo. haaa... haaa.a... Ayeee mi oooo. I will bounce and dance. And then i will get in the car to go home and cry. Yeeeee..... oriii miii oooo. I will cry soo much that the water from eyes would be able to feed children in the third world countries. Not only feed them, bathe them too.

Seriosuly i will be soo sad. On my wedding day, with the whole espectation on what's going to happen that night... At the wedding, the reception, my bridesmaid and bridal train or is it trail... ahhh.. The band at church, wait ooo.. Everybody i have invited... ahhhh... the wedding gown i bought.. ahhhhhh.... the foood... the priest, and to top it all.. MY HEART!.

Olorun gbo, I will shepe (curse that man). I will shepe rabata fun. Big big curses, i will be throwing them at him. Curses that will never wash away from his head even if he goes into river niger. I will curse his five generations to come.

And then, i will drink tequila with salt and lemon, and also use pain reliver and sleep. When i wake up.. i'll resume my new job (cursing the hell out of that man).

I pray that this never happen to me. Jesus won't do this to me.. we are too close.

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