«Home

Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience?

Mine happened in company where i usually come for business. She politely told me we cant talk d 1st time i approached her cos she was kinda busy. She likes me (most ppl do), which is obvious from her body language whenever she sees me. I like her too & she knows it. She saw me talking & laffin with another girl d next time & all hell was let loose. She ignored me when i approched her. I followed her outside to d reception then she shouted, "dont u know this is a company? Why do u keep running around harrassing girls here? Pls stop following around & lemme be"! I wished d ground would open its mouth & swallow me cos there were 'a thousand & one' eyes starring at me.

Avatar
Newbie
38 answers

Hilarious stuff. . . .

Well, I have a host of embarrasing toasting experiences - never was good at it; coupled with the fact that i went to an all-boys school.

This happened like 8yrs ago.

Went out to the junction of my street with a friend to buy suya late evening - we were having a "boys" after-party after the reception of his elder sis. All of a sudden, this absolutely gorgeous young lady appeared & i was totally transfixed; back then, didn't have a dame so my guy started urging me to "follow up."

This dame show me pepper, she jus use me do escort service. . . . . . she initially wanted to get on a bike but shunned when i approached & blabbed some gibberish even i couldn't fathom.

Then she started walking; i no wan carry last, i follow up - for good 1hr+, this girl just dey stroll dey go, i dey yarn she no shake; she no jus answer me. Na so i dey sweat, dey breathe, dey shake like leaf. . . . omo dis dame jus bone my side, e be like i dey talk to wall - people jus dey look me - kai, i wan shame die!

In the end sha, when we got to the front of her crib, i eventually said something that broke her - told her she was making me feel like i'd been talking to a wall all the while - she smiled, then laughed & my God, how the sight warmed my heart.

We finally got talking, i mean "real-time, two-way conversation" for another 30mins - exchanged all necessary info & got along well for a couple of yrs.

0
Avatar
Newbie

@cyberfreak, I dont put my pic out online. Got some nice pics tho. Lets chat via YIM. We may arrange a meet/go out on a date. Watchasay?

0
Avatar
Newbie

mine was last sumer,@super market i girl walk up to me and said bros i wan Bleep you.i was confused and ask her what do you mean in spanish she just said bros u be naija na i hear wen u dey answer call, me too i b naija i com 4rm benin na sumer we come huzle 4 here,the rest na history

0
Avatar
Newbie

@swizzle, how old are you?

0
Avatar
Newbie

Damn! I dnt have an embarrassing toasting experience o! I need to get mine sharp sharp cos the whole tin sounds like fun!

0
Avatar
Newbie

@Cyberfreak, I dont know how good i look. U can check it out for urself. Hope u wont be disappointed if i dont look as good as u think 'good'. Ppl say i look good tho.

@kimi, lol

0
Avatar
Newbie

I'm walking home from sch and this guy from anothr sch who thinks he's such a bloke walks up to me and starts toasting, he sneezes and spurts out both catarrh and saliva, the poor guy's got no hankie, I felt digusted, embarassed and sorry for him same time.

0
Avatar
Newbie

^You might be right. It depends on how good looking you are or how sexy that your smile is.

0
Avatar
Newbie

@cyberfreak, Its not that girls dont freak out sometimes when a cool guy walks up to them or looks their way. U dont wanna hear my experience with respects to that. Yeah. One must be olodo once or more in a lifetime. These days all i have to do is look at u & smile, walk straight to u & ask u out. Very hard to resist. Even if u resist, u do it very mild.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Mine happend several weeks ago,she was directly opposite my house when i drove out,her adorable physical disposition mesmerized me & i fell madly inlove with her at first sight.All effort to know more about her proved abortive.All she could give was a fake name as she ran away from me.The funiest aspect of it was when i tried catching up with her--hmn,funny!!.  But the most exciting & interesting aspect of it was when she came back to me d next day,she was also in love with me at first but was playing hard 2 get. Anyway,we are now on telephone & email courtship & i think i may be coming back to wed her by december.

0
Avatar
Newbie

our vgc big boy is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0
Avatar
Newbie

@worm,

why did you modify now? Your post was funny. 'I was watching you across the room/street/town/anywhere' is a classic one. Along with 'You look similar' instead of 'You look familiar'. Similar to what? Bunch of Olodos.

0
Avatar
Newbie

I was 10 and my neighbourhood crush was 8. Of course we liked each other and used to play together like kids would usually do. A day after my 10th birthday party, I asked for a peck but  . . no! So I seized her book and would not give it back to her except I got the peck. The silly girl actually kissed me on the lips, gave me a very dirty slap and ran into her house! She locked their doors and started watching me thru a window, grinning.

The slap was painful but the kiss was rewarding . . check me out as I walked home - rubbing my cheek and grinning as well. Of course I spent the entire night thinking about the kiss.

All I asked for was a peck. What I got was a kiss and a dirty slap. was it worth it? Hell Yea!!

0
Avatar
Newbie

mine happened in SS2 . we went to federal girls Abuloma for inter-house sports and men! those girls fine no be small . so it happened that I and my colleagues were looking out for girls to toast and liver always fail us most of the time(having come from all boys school). then came this very pretty girl and it was my turn to do the toasting , well , i picked up courage and went to her and my heart started beating faster ( discovering she was far more prettier than i thought).  For a moment , I was transfixed . finally , I manged to say something . I simply asked her , where are u in chemistry?  She simply said what? and moved on not even looking my way.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Are you serious about this?

Me I've never had any reason so be embarrased before a girl. I've always been respected before babes.

0
Avatar
Newbie

It serves you guys right. Keep on telling your pathetic stories.

0
Avatar
Newbie

There was this beauty who lived on my street, her school is  next to my school. She came visiting one day, I had earlier boasted to my  to my classmates that I will woo her right in their presence.

She came and we start talking , instead of going straight to the point I told her that someone is interested in her and when she asked I pointed at one of my friends who was watching (I lied). I couldn`t say it was me. And When she asked of his name I lied again by telling her Stephen coz my friends name was an embarrassing Calabar name.

The smart guy quickly jumped at the already cooked offer. Today they are married and he still bears stephen till date, I dont know where he threw the Calabar name.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Vtuclan, very funny scene, so she fine she no come sabi good english.Kilo de she ashewo lo pe mi ni, dondon ni, lol.

0
Avatar
Newbie

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME FOR THE PAST 2OTH YEARS OF EXP IN GIRLS ISSUE'S I HAVE NEVER FOR ONCE TOAST A LADY RATHER I GET THEM BY COMING CLOSER TO THEM WITH A NICE ATTITUDE BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIOSHIP BEGIN AND BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIONSHIP ENDS ASWELL.

I HOPE THIS CAN ASWELL HELP THOSE THAT CANNOT FACE LADY TO SPEAK THERE MIND TO JUST BE SIMPLE. I LEANT THIS FROM A VERY NAUTY GIRL OFF MINE.

0
Avatar
Newbie

Mine was in JSS3 it was during nite prep in the boarding house,.I stepped out of the classroom and sent someone to call her(we were in the same class) and i had memorised my lines,by the time she came out my brain just went dead .After about a 30 seconds of silence i said "i just wanted to ask if your introtech note is complete"

0
Avatar
Newbie

@Vtuclan, that was funny.

@Omega, thanks 4 d translation.

@area boy, how did u redeem urself?

@magnum, silly things men do.lol

0
Avatar
Newbie

Mine wasnt 4getable,i ad this girl in jss class.we both knew there s affection but knows aint got courage.A friend of hers suggested that i send her a letter which i did.the next day the girl came screaming on me displaying d letter publicly.Meeeehn i was sweating in real cold, nd d class was passing around my supposedly secret love letter.Next day i pretended sleeping all thru in d class.

0
Avatar
Newbie

men na inside bus my own happen.she looked like a classic chick i never knew she couldnt speak gud English as i dey talk go na so she shout keylo de se ashewo lo pe mi ni abi dondon ni

0
Avatar
Newbie

mine was kinda funny,

after all the start up line, i said "noticed u from over there n i fancy coming to talk to u"

she went "fancy? wetin dat one come mean?"

i was like "oooooo k" said to meself, auggie u've done it again

0
Avatar
Newbie

190!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur something else,

0
Avatar
Newbie

JJ3 - there was a girl in my class who we both used to stare at each other but neva said hello so one day after school i decided to wait for her & walk her home (her parents house was 30mins way from the school)

When she walked towards me, i smiled and asked if i can walk her home and she said yes - do you believe i trekked 35mins to her house without saying a word, i was just moving my mouth but nothing came out, all i was doing with playing with trees and flowers all the way to her house

0
Avatar
Newbie

Out of shyness while i was still @ SS2 i once told a gurl i was wearing blue and white boxers!

the news spread like wild wire!

0
Avatar
Newbie

Mine was the most embarassing toasting i ever got. We were friends for a long time and i guess he did not have the liver to come and ask me out so he went to drink to get the courage. He came to my house, My mom and Dad were at the dinning table we were at the sitting room, he started stammereing and next thing just vomited on me and all over our parlour, then Fainted, See confusion, the vomit smelled of alchohol, Na wa oh, see me and my parents trying to revive him amdist cleaning vomit. Kai, good times, My Father reminds him till today that he had to change our carpet to tiles cos of him to prvent reoccurance

0
Avatar
Newbie

Mine happened in company where i usually come for business. She politely told me we cant talk d 1st time i approached her cos she was kinda busy. She likes me (most ppl do), which is obvious from her body language whenever she sees me. I like her too & she knows it. She saw me talking & laffin with another girl d next time & all hell was let loose. She ignored me when i approched her. I followed her outside to d reception then she shouted, "dont u know this is a company? Why do u keep running around harrassing girls here? Pls stop following around & lemme be"! I wished d ground would open its mouth & swallow me cos there were 'a thousand & one' eyes starring at me.

____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

^^^^funny sh it i would have been like why you dey shout na alright i go see you for house then i'll walk away

0
Avatar
Newbie

Mine was when i was 11,amongst my age-mates in d street,i was amongst d big boys.So a day came when a family packed in newly in d street and dere was dis fine gurl of our age too in the haus.She used to cum out to the street to play with other gurls and we boiz always admired her buh we didnt have d liver to approach her as she was relatively new and has not bein familiar with us.So every guy said dat the gurl should b left for me.On the day i was to woo her,we all gathered infront of a shop where people buy drinks and stuffs,den she came out of their compound and everybody started proddin me on.When i approached d gurl and excused her from her friends,she came and said wassup,i stuttered a bit and told her i wanted to ask her sth,she said what and i asked her,[b]"When will u people be travellin to your villa for xmas",mind u we where in april.Gawd i was so embarrasssed and she started laffin while i fled d scene n told ma hommies dat d deed has bin done.Till today,ma guys neva knew wat transpired buh i got to b kool wit the gurl later in life as we nw had a common ground to talk on,ma sori excuse for wooin.[/b]

0
Avatar
Newbie

It must be my first time of toasting.

I boasted to a friend of mine on how good I was in the act of toasting, and that there was the particular babe I liked alot and wanted to date, foturnatly as I was still talking to my friend the babe walked by and I told him here comes the babe, and he was like this is you opportunity to win her love, my heart heart raced faster than USAIN BOLT, well I didn't want to disaappoint myself after boasting so I had to make a move.

I made the move, when I got close to her, I was suppopsed to say "Hello" but the simply word "Hello" refused to come out, I couldn't say anything the babe just walked past me and I felt like I suck!!!

Well I've gotten over it!!!

0
Avatar
Newbie

Xamphara, lol.

Rokiatu, she likes me. Its still evident till today. She just wants to talk to me with any slightest chance she gets. I think she was just jealous d last time (d other girl was very beautiful too).

0
Avatar
Newbie

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ translation pls

0
Avatar
Newbie

We are now just 'hello - hi' friends (tho i know she wants more than that).

0
Avatar
Newbie
Your answer
Add image

By posting your answer, you agree to the privacy policy and terms of service.