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Where Can I Buy Pants With Chain And Padlock ? Chai ! My Wife Will Kill Me.

What can i say ? I usually spend 3 to 4 working days of 20 working days in a week treating my self of STDs. All the traditional healers in my area recognise my face cos i visit them regularly for various concoctions. The problem is my wife named Celestina, i love that girl to death and it seems she wants to ensure that i go early. Name it, gono, staph, syphilis, hepatitis, herpes etc, i've been treated or am receiving treatment for them as i speak. My mother and friends want me to leave her but i will never do that. Any time i confront her she starts to cry and that makes me feel bad, i then apologise and tell her not to repeat it but it always happens. Other times because she's a fast talker, she can spit out 6.5 words in 2 seconds, she presents the superior argument and i have to budge.

I know what you're thinking, why don't i use protection then ? The problem is we don't have a child yet and i need to have one since she's going to kill me anyway. Alternatively i would like to know where i can get undees with locks and chains please.

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If ur wife is the one giving U all the trashy STD's then U should wonder where she's getting them from in the first place.

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Edoyad,

Have you asked yourself whether your wife is sleeping with other men and thats the reason why she is passing these STDs to you?

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Edoyad,

She is making you really sick and you are still having sex with her. OKAY. You want to have children but do you know that a woman with

syphilis will only give birth to very sick children. You gotta wake up man. You gottsa wake up.

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Look don't pretend, no one is accusing you of exactly the same crime, just atleast confess to dayo so he can get treatment for himself.

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@FLogator you were the bridesmaid at the wedding, you of all people should know your friend better than anyone else.

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@Toba , i heard you've been seeing his younger sister Bisi, if i were you i'd run for dear life. The Ogundeles are good but their daughters are highly seductive and flirtatious. Celestina's grip on me is hard to explain, it's like she has control over my life, i just can't leave her.

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^^ Do you expect anything sensible from an Arsenal fan?

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Arsenal fans are known dummies.

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Dayo Ogundele, you can see what your elder sister, Celestina Bimbo Ogundele whom you introduced me to, is doing to me. We all know how unreliable your sister is but do you have to take the same path with her.

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He is an Arsenal fan, They are known to be genetically senseless

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@ POSTER

I GUESS YOU ARE JOKING, IF YOU ARE NOT THEN YOU DESERVE LIKE 8000 SLAPS,STAY THERE AND DIE NOW STOP INFORMING US SINCE ITS YOUR CHOICE WAT CONCERN ME IS THAT YOU SHOULD HAND OVER YOUR LIFE TO GOD IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE IT WOULD BE PAINFUL FOR YOU TO GO THRU THIS HERE AND STILL GO THRU WORST THERE, WHILE THIS YOUR PROMISCOUS WIFE MIGHT REPENT AND GO TO HEAVEN SO MY DEAR YOU HAVE TO BE WISE OH , TELL JESUS YOU ARE SORRY AND HE SHOULD FORGIVE YOU ASAP(say it and mean what you say)

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Im just tired of seeing your Tip

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@Edoyad

Ol boi you are really high really high tonight!! E be like say dem don use african science for you na only MFM go cure this one

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@ Poster. Let me laugh small first. Seriously, Are u kiddin? D reason u aint using protection's cos u guys dont have children yet? Hope u know those diseases u're nursing can cause infertility for u guys. And is she also recievin treatment? Cos if u're da only one bein treated, she'll keep re-infecting you. she cries everytime u confront her and finally wins da argument? Well, seems like history will keep repeating itself. Dont wait till those diseases make u sterile. Talk to her and stand ur ground as par she changing her ways(abi una no dey get enough time for ur woman?). If she doesnt change, ur marriage might break down o!.

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@A40 you're just talking cos you've met Celestina. She's the wildest, craziest , sexiest and intelligent thing you could ever meet. She's like magic, so creative and gifted. She's also warm hearted and kind, that's why i can over look her infidelity.

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Edoyad i know you joke a lot and your sense of humor at times borders absolute craze so i'd assume this is another spoof of yours but just incase you are serious omo free that skeezer my man! Aiye oo pe meji oh! I get many fine Babcock and Ajayi Crowther girls i fit give you now that are disease free and would saba u till infinity. Haba as girls plenty reach? Why should you phock up your health and worse your money over such

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@Flogator, if only you knew how serious i was. Do you have access to those types of undees ?

@kunbee , doesnt that one turn you on anylonger ? Just beg me to and i will.

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@FLgator, if only you knew how serious i was. Do you have access to such undees ? If not you can't help me .

@kunbee, you mean that one doesn't turn you on any longer ? I will change it if you tell me too.

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I hope it aint a bini gurl that gave u all these diseases

besides i hope u havnt caught the main the main already~

[quote][/quote]Ar u trying to tell NL members that it's only d bini gals that sprayed all sort of disease in naija??

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Muki you sef, this is a real serious issue o, i'm sick right now.

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You can buy it in the garage.

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anyhow chastity belts are old technology and were widespread up untill 200 years ago or so.  now they are used mostly by people in to S & M or other bondage games

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Wheres dayo,heoneric,mukina2 chi? They must here this

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No doubt. The poster is a complete joker,having his fun.

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@FL Gators

Ahn ahn radio without battery!! African Christine Amanpour biko at least let them discover this themselves

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Incase he tries to delete:

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@agathamari, has yous boyfriend try the chastity belt on you before ? Please i need to know if it works.

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for whatever assinine reason you wanna stay with her then fine

http://www.ehow.com/way_5449188_homemade-chastity-belts.html

or look on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Leather-Unique-Gothic-Chastity-Belt-Panty-H528-/380236774754?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5887e0bd62

http://cgi.ebay.com/Black-Genuine-Leather-FEMALE-CHASTITY-BELT-LADIES-/110538124920?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Women_s_Underwear_Design_2&hash=item19bc95ee78

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@19o . No thnk god i'vd not yet caught the main one , yet. But for gow long will i be safe ? Sorry for mye typos, the antibiotics are a bit disorientating.

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queenafric^^

he aint kidding~

@edoyad

I hope it aint a bini gurl that gave u all these diseases

besides i hope u havnt caught the main the main already~

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Send you wife to me for special measurement of her vital statistics so I can arrange a fitting pant after a private assesment session that won't need your attention. Sorry for the problems, it shall soon be well.

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Hehehehe Edoyad ma nigga i hope you are joking cos if Dayokanu & Chic2pimp, sees this you might as well die oh

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