What can i say ? I usually spend 3 to 4 working days of 20 working days in a week treating my self of STDs. All the traditional healers in my area recognise my face cos i visit them regularly for various concoctions. The problem is my wife named Celestina, i love that girl to death and it seems she wants to ensure that i go early. Name it, gono, staph, syphilis, hepatitis, herpes etc, i've been treated or am receiving treatment for them as i speak. My mother and friends want me to leave her but i will never do that. Any time i confront her she starts to cry and that makes me feel bad, i then apologise and tell her not to repeat it but it always happens. Other times because she's a fast talker, she can spit out 6.5 words in 2 seconds, she presents the superior argument and i have to budge.
I know what you're thinking, why don't i use protection then ? The problem is we don't have a child yet and i need to have one since she's going to kill me anyway. Alternatively i would like to know where i can get undees with locks and chains please.