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Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds?

was just wondering how come all naija babes got stretch marks on their yansh.is it a trend or our form of tatto,and the feel free about it

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@ poster the only flaw in your observation is generalisation, not every naija girls has it commom

but at the same time, no matter how you word it, a post relating to just ONE babe will sprun

a whole lotta negative attitude from NL babes, it's like dont say poo abt ANY babe even if its constructive

and obvious cos women are emotional creatures.

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@poster

Thanks 4 observing this

NOTIN DO U

they all know that this stretch mark of a thing

is a hugh problem to them,and instead of them focusing

on it they wud come here and start talking ANYHOW

im happy the poster has eyes 2 see what an elderly person cant see

Notin do u

im not refering 2 my plaintinumk anyway!

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@Sauron

I get it tho but still i dont mind em still.

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For me stretchmark is cool,is jst a stretch of da muscle,NO biggy men.

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Dont mind all these old mama yungi chicks. You see them posing with with their jeans and spaggettis forming for men left right and centre but their greatest undoing is whne they strip Unclad. I always play the fool with them till its time to bang the sh***t outta them and lo! and Behold! When you see their flabby bosoms with stretch marks as long as the thrid mainland bridge, you will just start laughing, you see their conconted and twisted Tips facing planet mars and the color of the aureolais in beween green and red.

You see their chests and find wisps of chest hairs and you wonder what's up with all that cleavage talk and wonder bra they are trying to hide. Take a look at their stomachs and its operation laugh and die. Its as if your looking at a very fat father christams without his santa suit and the flabby stretch mark ridden belly is so obtusely disgusting that you wonder what they have been hiding all along forming for nonsense.

Then the protuding yansh is the cream of the crop. Its even more disgusting when you see them wearing G-Strings trying to feell sexy but the stretch marks out number the strands of pubic hair on their p***ssy. You dont know whether the yansh is black or yellow since bleaching cream has distorted that protuding mass of garbage they call their Bottom smelling of yesterday's poo.

I used to wonder why they accumulate all these stretch marks that they would desperately want to hide from Men, but i realise in the folly of their own insecurity to attract men, they need to pose and pretend that they are hot chicks underneath all that garb of stretches and they know once a man has seen them Unclad, they are done for and their posing goes into the wind.

I dont know which one is worse, whether marrying a girl with tribal marks or one that has countless of stretch marks that could shame the person who coined the name?

Irritating lot!

Guys better go out with a stretch mark free chick and enjoy it while it lasts and move on when you begin to notice those moulds of fats and lines creeping up their asses!

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I like the bolded portion somehow.

There are some tight babes who still have stretch marks not because they were once big.

http://www.bnd.com/273/story/21318.html

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Too much consumption of Carbohydrates.

Poundo, Eba, Amala. . . . .What do u expect?

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Which Nigerian girls?

Some of us do have the courtesy to add some to our post, would appreciate it if the action id reciprocated

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Its just like we askin -- why do some men have peepees that looks like a fish hook, instead of standing at attention

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You know TV and pictures have messed up the image of the real woman. Maybe I will start coming to the bedroom with my own personal air brusher so I can look perfect like those ladies in the magazines for them.

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@ poster -- you got problems with stretch marks on the backside, Look for iron and iron it!

    Dombolo, hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Kilode now -- backside too small --- complain

backside too big ---- wahala

stretch mark now --- problem

Kilode na!

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I'ma go with Katt Williams on this one: "Ladies, if you got stretchmarks that means 1 of 2 things: you were either big and you got small, or small and you got big. If the p_ssy is good, who cares?"

LOL!

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help them slice it off

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