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Why Are Most Nigerian Ladies Shapeless?

ok! i dont expect our ladies to readily agree. but my guys just come out and look around u, the girls u see or even our girl friends(no disrespect) look shapeless. u know wat i mean! hardly would u see any girls with this usually adored COCACOLA shape. first of all, those with nice bosoms have flat a.s.s flat enough to be an ironing table. then those with nice a.s.s have flat and small bosoms just like the junior secondary girls. our ladies are lazy at keeping good shape. a lot are obese and even the skinny ones have broomstick legs. no wonder some ladies dislike wearing jean trousers cuz they are selfconscious knowing how bad they look on trousers. those who wear the trousers try to cover their skin predicaments. thats why guys run around the few who have good helpings of Gods gift. they have messed our jeans up. these abroad girls are very funky and sweet so te e kom be like say dem no dey chop. na him make most naija girls no dey chop wella becos dem dey watch weight. abeg ladies make una change oooo

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if you see the women that gave birth to some of these picky creatures u will die of laughter...yet he wants to talk about dating a kim k look alike when beauty is something alien in his own family

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9ja babes them tommy too big. They know is the truth, they can't put forward any argument 2 debunk the trueism

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Who made it possible,their mama and papa

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@ agaba123

i didn't actually get a slap cuz i didn't have to pull down their jeans. U knw wat i mean; the window of the low wait jeans. I went peeping! Some even have disgusting br.eas.ts. Our ladies are unattractive. Check out the Carribean ladies and u'll knw wat i mean.

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After reading ur arguments, i found that the ladies took a defensive approach with counter attack. Yet when i went out today i found out that even what i thought were asses were stretch mark ridden. Plz guys ask ur ladies why they dont eat much; cuz they are out of shapes. Look, most ladies spill their cash on MARY KAY to keep away the ugly faces. Yes! there are sweet congos in naija but they're very few to match our sweet guys. I repeat most naija girls are shapeless!

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Not all nigerian girls are shapeless some just each to damn much

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that is what am basically telling the poster. how many ordinary abi forget ordinary even the celebrities Nigerian men who are fit, with killer body? most of them have pot belly, big butt etc, the Nigerian guys themself are not all that why point finger at the girls abi let me hear.

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This whole shape talk is nonsense because it's subjective. Different people fancy different shapes.

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Hey you,yes! You shawty,how far na?am your biggest secret admirer here. Been checking u since i join here.wudnt mind if we get da ship sailing.

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they use rope tie ur mouth?

the woman is smoking HOTTT it's ok. ur own will come one day hahha

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hmmm knew there was somethingay wrong with the username.

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whoa I decided not to enter into this cus this is between yall and has got nothn to do with me but I just cant help but notice that Platinumk keeps talking bout dudes being ugly. lol. Platinukm of all the things in this world!!!lol. lmfao!!!

@ sefago did u see the link of the Brazilian chic I sent ya?

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More pictures fat Nigerian women coming up also known on dating sites as BNW (Big Nigerian Women) :

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Versus the super-thin madonna. Please not, the Nigerian woman above is just four years older than the woman below

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@sefago, i totally agree

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^The anonymity of the internet gives people a cheeky overconfidence

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^^

Ohh

come 2010 the beef Kontinues

MORTAL KOMBAT

pweety you are Liu kang

and Amaka she is Shang tsung

i am Raden

Let the fight begin~

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^Abeg abeg i dey warn u ooo don't ever include my name with any name 2 do with "Ama" of any sort i dey beg u plse!

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^^

Look whos talking

sorry i 4got to add your name

You are very shapy after

my amaka,ope you are next

FACT:

MOST NAIRALAND GIRL'S SHAPE'S ARE ALMOST LIKE THAT OF THE WHITE BIRD THEY CALL LEKE LEKE

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PLATIMUNK STOP

COPYING AND PASTING PICS~

your ruining NAIRALAND's space

WHY DONT YOU POST YOUR SHAPE HERE LET US SEE

and stop Fantazing abt that Johnny HILL GOat of the carribean

he's damn too skiny and saint obi can take him out with just 1 blow~

Post your shappy pic and save yourself the trouble and HIGH blood pressure pleasure

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What the hell are these dudes doin on my thread especially platinum k&co. Moderator take note

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lol the definition of wowo

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u want a point right? can you kindly ask all nairaland men for their pix? or is that too much to ask? how do u rate a cute man? and does your ratings cover for all other women?

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About 85% of the Naija girls I've seen have no body. This isn't news.

Naija men and women are meant for each other. Neither are desired by anyone else.

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^LMAO!!! @ Gators, I actually think Tuface is one of the decent-looking ones of all the pics. But then he's a douche-bag. tsk.

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You still want more to prove that you only attract ugly men to yourself if you self ugly.

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@ Poster, Don't say that. We've got really pretty girls in Nigeria. Here in the U.S, most of those gurls you see either pumped their bosoms or asses. It is so common. Most of the superstars you see did either hips, backside, or bosom enlargement, so don't be deceived. Also, most gurls, not just Nigerian gurls  don't exercise. I exercise 3times a week; guys think I did an backside enlargement. But, I did not, its just exercise. Im Nigerian born in the U.S, ive been to Nigeria, seen the gurls and I confirm they are beautiful. N I love the guys too, they are so Kute. Thats why I chose a Nigerian boyfriend, I mean he is extra Kute with a very good behavior, unlike the guys here in the U.S.

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I said i have the same lip? can you quote me?

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HE IS FINE

There is no denying it…Nigerian men are fine. Compare him to men from other nationalities. Is it the "yellow" ones from the East or the Caramel ones from the West? Or the dark chocolate from the North? Sure, there are some that are more "fearfully than wonderfully made" but generally our boys are fine![/b]

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We guys or some guys?

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Hahahaha you've flipped the script. Its you guys who want us girlies to look like the unrealistic photo-shopped images of celebs, you also claim other races are more attractive than us and thats why you go for them so let be so that we can continue to lust after other races.

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^^^ Post yours first.

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@pweety

lol dnt know his real name o.

@Ebony

lol I dnt even know if its new or not. . . . but the part where melanie left his house and slept with that ugly football star [her friend]

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Uhmmmm why do you never say anything in defense of the ladies when the ignorant female bashers start? Some Nigerian men are no where close to being in shape with their pot bellied selves. Even those ones punch above their weight and try to reach out to the hot stunners. Well I cant blame them, its always good to dream.

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platinumnk better taste in men jare, maybe cause she is female

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This one even beats your choice hands down.

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@my cousin pweety- his name is pooch hall

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the thing they call Bottom is just big and stretch marked.oversize.they cant even visit the gym to tone up the flesh.when they get to 25,they loose their shape.we the men are the cause.cos we lie to them that they are fine.THEY ARE REALLY SHAPELESS

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