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Why Are Nigerian Girls Always Ugly And silly?

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Nigerian girls I come across are always very ugly. Almost any ugly(,most times also fat) black lady I find around the block in Boston is Nigerian. Is it that they just

sent the ugly and one-legged Nigerian shawties down this end? I beg to differ. My conclusion is that 50% of all Nigerian girls are goddamn ugly! The ones blessed

with little elements of beauty are as silly as crap. I hit on one in the club-- she had the guts to look at me head to toe. And you know what? She said, you aint

that bad!

I just laughed. Who does she take herself to be? Because she's got looks a little bit presentable? She aint know me yet! Must surely get her served. Had to switch my

game around her all night. When I took this shawtie home, only God knows! This girl who claimed to be too hot to handle was the one toasting me in my

apartment. Well, the way she screamed was the impetus to my writing this. The incoherentness of her scream is directly proportional to her stupidity. I made her

suck my d**k like no other girl has done.

I constantly hit on my russian hotties. Men russian ladies are fuckin' hot! They got the curves, the lips and can f**k you real good. I always toast them by saying-- russify me my lascivious russian boo! Men, I gat one coming 2nite! I'ma give you guys updates!

So you ugly Nigerian shawties over here, go mess and self-service yourselves. I'm lookin' past your ugly faces, I must bet you also have ugly Kitty-cats and wacky sexy styles.

Russian shawties rule in bed, nigga! Give it a try! You won't regret it.

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You just keep shut and stay where you are. Thinkin' u dre?

Shawties love me because I'm crude and uncouth. I am not your kind of prudish law-abiding guy! I'm an outlaw man. I've always been and will forever remain one. Never loved living by silly godamn man-made rules. Getting me on the hook is tough because my veryself, 2H2H, is just too crook and hood-smart!

Go have a look at your posts, and see for yourself how you sound so intellectually unfledged. Come talk to me later when you mature intellectually! Your mental acumen too young!

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every scrotum carrying member of your clan are dorks!

if u think u can come on a forum and open ur incinerator looking mouth anyhow then u have another think coming.

you are crude, uncouth and have no social grace.

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why has everyone graced this thread and then allow this jejune chatter to go on. I wonder why it's so hard for y'all to leave the kid alone.

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I don't care if they laugh at my swanky vibes! They just can't understand it because they aint know no poo about higher learning and they are all from the lower rungs of the societal strata.

When you laugh last, you laugh the best laughter, nigga!

And you slowpoke, I'll forever be smacking you if you don't learn to respect the king. You insignificant loudmouth! Be forewarned man!

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i have already told u what i am capable of doing if u don't watch what u say to me.

keep climbing to the prime while u have made yourself a laughing stock. baba suwe of nairaland(the title fits ur bill).

i am cool, calm and collected but please, enough of this ghetto fabulous thingy.

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Chiogo and sistah woman, stop wasting your time with this drunk (OP)

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[Quote] I don't live in Boston but went there on business and from what i saw i was not impressed at the way the whites treated the blacks.

it is true that this country is run by whites but it is worse in some areas then in others and with only a 23% black population i can agree that most things there are white.

The hoods there are upscale neighborhoods in my neck of the woods. So for him to claim to be hood we would just call him a suburb nigga trying to be gangster. Suburb niggas get dissed and walked all on down here. He would not last 10 mins in the ghettos of Baltimore, let alone DC.[/quote]

@Sistawoman, There's just as much hood in boston like you'll find in NY but most people think there aren't because MA is a "white" state. I didn't know the percentage but 23% black is not bad unless you're looking at it on a black-white level. There are other races apart from black and white y'know - hispanic, Asian, native-american, etc. I bet there are some states even in the south where the percentage of blacks is less than 10%.

Anywayz, why is the word "hood" always connected to black ghetto area? Isn't it just a nickname for neighborhood? Dorchester is a town in Boston, it's known for the highest violence rate in MA atleast, there you have a hood! According to you, white people run boston but some people rarely even come across white people. Like my school is mostly black and latino. There are about 3 whites in total and then some of my white teachers. The only other time I see white people is at my work place. I don't know how you saw black people being treated but it can't be any different than in any other state. And nobody licks their feet as you claim from what I see. I know I don't.

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Oh, you again! Now would you swallow and cough out my bones?

This is me climbin' to my prime! Proud as I am, I'll make you not see

your prime! You better stay calm and relax cos I'm too cool for that

sort of poo!

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can u just put a sock in it?

what is with you and this hood negro attitude you are forcing down people's throat.

u want to be ghetto fabulous, fantastic!!! leave that in your house and get real.

i am sick and tired of hearing the same senseless garbage from u time and time again.

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Did I ever say I'm a gansta? Did I ever say I live in a ghetto? Weren't you thought how to read between the lines? You never stop surprisin' me.

When I say I'm hood, it implies I'm figuratively married to the streets. It's takes only mature mind to be able to understand this. I bet debosky should be able.

So stop goin' about talkin' trash about ghettos. You aint know no poo 'bout 'em! You derailin', baby! I saw it comin' n forewarned you!

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@poster

u are such a MONKEY,seek attention elsewhere

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I dont live in Boston but went there on business and from what i saw i was not impressed at the way the whites treated the blacks.

it is true that this country is run by whites but it is worse in some areas then in others and with only a 23% black population i can agree that most things there are white.

The hoods there are upscale neighborhoods in my neck of the woods.  So for him to claim to be hood we would just call him a suburb nigga trying to be gangster.  Suburb niggas get dissed and walked all on down here.  He would not last 10 mins in the ghettos of Baltimore, let alone DC.

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Naawee isnt the same person as PLC abeg.

ie if we're talking about the fellow called PLC on nairaland.

who dash PLC any kind of woman? whether ugly or beautiful.

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What have you to say concerin' being d same person as PLC

and being disowned by your dad?

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You guys are all ridiculous!

I still maintain my stance! Any Ugly and silly Nigerian Dam I find near my block,

I'll smack you real hard like a mafioso so y'all come back to your senses!

And to the dudes, don't let me bring to light the state of obloquy most of

you guys are turning Nigeria into. At times, it just baffles me, am I also

Nigerian like those fools?

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I DON GO INVESTIGATE ABOUT THIS NAAWEE GUY. I COME FIND OUT SAY THE GUY NA 'PLC' THATS WHY HIM DEY VEX FOR HIM MAMA AND OTHER NAIJA BABES SO MAKE UNA NO DEY ANGRY WITH HIM FOOLISHNESS.

PLC= PRODUCT OF A LICKING COMDOM

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Na'were'. . . I have a kwesion for you:

Were you repudiated by your dad?

Seriously,it's not an insult but jst a rumor I want to verify b4 I conclude.

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Am thinking maybe he had his fill of both ugly and beautiful Nigerian girls, then took a trip to Russia where he was wowed by the Russian women and vodka, and finally came over to Nairaland to let naija ladies know about it.

hmmm. You'D better not be one of two people I have in mind. The first one would never type this kind of nonsense (very responsible guy as far as I know), while as for the second, well, na only prayer fit save am. Even the prayer warriors don tire.

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[Quote]White folks run Boston, blacks folks there lick the bottom of their feet.[/quote]

@Sistawoman, what exactly did you mean by this post? White people run things in every city/state in the US. So, I dunno what you're driving at.

@poster, fool, why don't u answer StephenP's question and say what state boston is located? You're obviously a fake-Bottom gangsta wannabe. I stay in beantown, where did u find the russians? And by the way, the continuous use of the n-word just proves ur fakeness Cuz real gangstas don't even use it so much. poo! My AA friends don't even use it that much. Stop watchin too much tv Cuz u suck!

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its obvious that this guys childhood was defective. i assume his Nigerian mum abandoned him thats y his hate for nigerian shawties

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@sistawoman

Heck i am not sure you saw our last game against the Packers NFC championship contenders because if you did you wouldn't be so quick to put your money on the Redskins

Pardon me y'all it seems there is nothing important to talk about here

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make una no mind the guy na AGRO dey worry am

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e be like say this guy just dey look 4 beef n attention.abeg make we leave am

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Laughing at the guy ?

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please and i am saying please again is there any kegite in the house.michael_loves08@yahoo.com is my email.lets chat i got a question i want to ask.please reply i am online now.

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The thing wey they pain me pass be say the guy get sisters and mum at home and he is still generalising them under the same umbrella , chei.

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Still laughing!!!!!!!!

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make una leave this heavy bastard.he is only tryin to tell us that his mother is silly n ugly.how can u diss our girls n still go after them that makes u a bastard

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Nollywood suppose come hire this guy, i just cant stop laughing, my head ooo wan burst with laughter. lolololol

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You don't need to be amazed at ma posts! You just need to fuckin' love ma style and I know you f**kin' love it! You advicin' me to go see a shrink? I say nah,

dunny! I got to kick and shrink away from these prim shrinks! I live clear of them, over here, nigga, we call 'em chumps! And I'ma keep primin' shines till I'm in ma

prime. When 2H2H's busy gathering glimmering shines more than ur shrinkin' shrink, what d f**k the prissy chump goin' tell me? He surely must have sh*ts to tell

the Ugly and silly Nigerian Bitches we have scattered all across the world like little-chickens-turn-chicks paradin' n pollutin' my B-block all round the clock.

F**k y'all Ugly and silly Nigerian Bitches! Y'all will soon be kicked off the streets with ur noisomely stinky asses packed in for y'all 2 smell n feel!

F**k y'all!

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Nawere,d mor i read ur posts,the more amazed i get.in all ur posts,ur immaturity shows more and more. As i read ur posts,i see u as a low-class creep,som1 who's obsessed with sex(maybe because he never gets any-lol). I see som1 who has absolutely no respect 4 women,an egotistic dolt who thinks he's God's gift to women(at least sexually-i mean take a look at some of his "sexcapades",even though they're prolly his warped fantasies.

As much as i try to dislike u 4 ur obvious stupidity,& as much as ur apparent love 4 vulgarity disgusts me,u know what,i feel really sorry for u,because i see u the way u rily are,a lost little boy,seeking attention,acting out as a 'nigger' because of ur inferiority complex,trying to offset some mental and psychological deficiencies undoubtedly caused by some traumatic childhood experience. My advice? Go see a shrink-u need serious help. Methinks therapy would do you a lot of good.

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Naawee, I can't believe you are still at this. I see this will not end till you get the last word in. What I love is how you switched from ghetto talk to Shakespeare mode. Gangsta wannabe? You are obviously very bright, but you need to think carefully before you go crazy and start posting such inflammatory things. Would you agree that not ALL Nigerian girls are ugly and silly?

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this is a swing party:

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-171867.0.html

what ur talking about is just sex. Not swinging. If it is one guy and one female it is just sex.

I will not be posting to this thread or you anymore. You make absolutely no common sense at all and are truly addle-headed.

I wish you the best of luck.

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I see this monkey is still running loose.

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ive been avoiding this thread since

but like seriously ,y r some of u peeps wasting ur time on this poster?

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One thing I dislike about you is your tendency to pick on minor errors that could otherwise be ignored. What is so difficult to understand in that paragraph? Didn't you study methods of intuitive deduction in college? Be intuitive, dear! It helps a lot even if you showing deficiency in this area.

What I had intended to write was:{ the pluckiest "barges" through}! Just an additional "t"and you lost control. Do you read per word or in groups of words or phrases? Honey, no offence, you need to work on yourself.

That was not an example (or circumstance) of classy and elegant cockiness. And you might wish consider it worthwhile not to ask. I find it difficult explaining the obvious. I really don't have patience for that.

I think you are not familiar with the swing lifestyle. If you were, you wouldn't have asked if I had a regular partner. Currently, I'm hitting hard on 3 regular shawties. Others regularly come in and I show them the exit as fast as they came in! Two Russians and one Nigerian. They all got the curves, really sexy shawties. But they scared because they act uptight, 2H2H goin' to show you the exit really fast!

Yeah, I have a question! Why this Nigerian chick always catch me doin' poo? Before you know it, she's around and be like, huh, I just brought a surprise for you. A surprise when your nigga tryin' to have fun? Damn! I'll be like, sweetie, you got to go home. You don't need to see this. She always understands and goes away. That'll be problem on her part for the next 2 weeks. She's cute, sexy and hot but just silly intellectually! WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS CATCH ME DOING poo? Sistawoman, can you tell me why?

I am not gay- so don't ask if I swing with guys! Most shawties don't like the way I behave. They all say I'm too naughty, arroganty and what have you. But who cares? If they hate me as they claim, why do they always call me? I don't give no body my number and you'all busy callin' ! Foreva be scatterin' your Kitty-cats endlessly!

F**k Y'all Ugly Nigerian BITCHES!

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Pluckiest means bravest but not sure what you were trying to say next.

Please break down this paragraph like i am 5 years old.  I think you use words out of context alot which makes it hard for me to follow.

Is this your example of classy, elegant cockiness?

Can you give me an example of a job or circumstance to back up this claim?

I am not here to judge just exchange ideas and points of view.  If you feel like it works for you then it works for you.

Since i am familiar with the swing lifestyle, do you have a regular partner?  How often do you attend parties?  Are you as abrasive at the parties as you are here?  Do you swing with both males and females?  How do the females react to your abrasive behavior.

I am not trying to insult your intelligence so please dont attack mine, i am simply seeking clarity.

I have not insulted you just simply offered my opinion but we know what they say about those.

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@naawee

bros stop beating around the bush

just tell us whats frustrating u

and am sure some pips here are wiling to give u good advice

its k to get frustrated once in a while

Jeez u ve been online allday

U no dey work?

abi u no dey tire

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Naawee, don't you get tired of talking endlessly?

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@sistawoman,

Calm down and relax. Just read on!

There is always a first time. Probably, this is your first time of coming across classy and elegant cockiness. Don't feel too bad about it. I understand you did not read extensively when you were a student. But there is still time and it's never too late to learn. You can always catch up with the trend.

I never said being humble implies you are a pushover. There is always a tendency to be overshadowed. In some sphere of life, the pluckiest bargest through safely in asmuch as he can do the job on average competence. Most times, the guys chosen as delegates may not the most competent. But because of their brash nature and competence, there's a a greater likelihood that they will be chosen over their humble counterparts who might be waiting to get noticed.

Furthermore, being cocky doesn't imply one needs to shout at the top of his voice. Relax, mami! That's far from it. We cocky guys have a smart-Bottom attitude. And you know what such guys are up to? Don't act like a tyro; I know you are a fully fledged lady-- you should know.

I don't think I need to check my attitude. Even if I have to, there's nothing I can do about it. Just as you think your attitude is the best is the same way I consider my attitude to be just ok. You are not my Goddess, so you better not judge who is holier!

I am not a player, mami! I just love to have sex. And I have been swinging since these ugly bitches I hate like hell all had small faces!

F**k y'all UGLY NIGERIAN BITCHES! Your stinky asses will all soon get snatched off the streets!

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I see from what angle you are analyzing. It makes sense to some extent. But has it ever occured to you that some people consider being cocky(i.e arrogantly confident) a positive trait? It may interest you to note I fall in that category. And I find it very disgusting living with people who are humble. To me, it sucks. Why?

1)- they will consider me to be a very bad person of which I don't think I am. I really don't care about what others think or how they feel. So when I f**k up, you just have to let me know that, yeah, nigga, you have derailed big time and do it at the level of your annoyance so I can feel you. I'm sorry, I don't have the ability to guage anger levels without you showing it. I'm very temperamental and if I scream at you gruffily, that surely implies I'm up for aggression.

2)-I see humility as the worst trait a person can have. You'll get overshadowed always. I just hate it for no godamn reason. I just can't be humble. I'm proud by nature and don't care if you are or not--it makes sense to me because I have lot of talents and things that many people do not have. I rather use hook or crook to get what I want other than remain at the bottom. You be humbling yourself, if I can't get what I want and you give me the chance, you are overthrown. And I see it as being normal, because I am always on the alert for such!

Other reasons abound. But the premise is:

I know a bunch of people who consider cockiness, a positive trait. I, for sure, am one of those.

So can being classically and elegantly cocky, from my anaysis, still be classified an oxymoron?

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@ sistawoman

Didnt I tell you his Bottom isnt in boston?You see he only proves it further.And also ask him about his father disowning him,I am sure he will give you details notice hw he never metions his daddy?

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Give me an example of classy, elegant cockiness.

Just because you are humble does not mean that you are a push over. Yelling and screaming at the top of your lungs does not always get you your desired result. Most times when people encounter someone cocky they dismiss them as lacking the ability to convey their point in a civilized manner.

Have you not heard the term you attract more bees with honey then with vinegar?

I am confident in my abilities as a mother, wife, woman, employee, friend, lover, and person. But i am not cocky. I know that i excel in all of these areas but also acknowledge there are areas where i need improve and am open to learning and growing. Often times cocky individuals feel there is no need for improvement and that their poo don't stink. These people push more away then draw them close. Your friends are your friends for now and deal with your cockiness because there is a payoff for them but when that payoff stops paying they wont deal with it anymore.

You really should check your attitude before you find yourself old, bitter and in a nursing home alone.

You can be a player but there is no need to be brash with it. You can love to f,uck puzzy but not be brash and abrasive about it.

I cant think of one example where i have seen, heard or read classy, elegant cockiness.

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What exactly does

mean?

What is your unit of messure? Have I not yet shown to you that i am of higher class than any other woman you have ever dealt with?

By The Way classy and elegant should not be used as adj. for cockiness, that my dear is an oxymoron, unless of course you can defend your use of the words.

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Don't you think it makes sense to review your English literature texts if you have any?

What makes "Classy and elegant cockiness" an oxymoron? I beg to be corrected! I'll appreciate it.

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I have not called myself a Dam.  Have you not seen my pic.  I am not a Dam and could never be a Dam.

Dam = the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals

2 a: a lewd or immoral woman b: a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman —sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse

3: something that is extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant

Exactly which defination is me?

Can you just stick to the topic and talk about your game?  I thought your vibe and word skills were so great that anyone would fall for you.  i am not going to be rude or mean, if your skills deserve praise I will give them to you.  Just show me your skills.  So far all i have seen is a bunch of BS thrown on the screen with no apparent rhyme or reason.

What exactly does

mean?  

What is your unit of messure?  Have I not yet shown to you that i am of higher class than any other woman you have ever dealt with?  

By The Way classy and elegant should not be used as adj. for cockiness, that my dear is an oxymoron, unless of course you can defend your use of the words.

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Who cares if you are married? Who can't get married?

You f**k up, I spank your punky Bottom to a place where it belongs!

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naawee, take it easy. some of the pple you are abusing are married. respect is important from a gentleman you know.

take it easy.

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