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Why Buy The Cow?

Mothers always discourage their daughters from giving sex out anyhow to the man by telling them, 'why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free'. This comment was meant to dissuade her from sleeping with a potential spouse which will in turn make the guy to speed up the marriage process.

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Guys, will such an injunction make you marry a chic real quick or will you look for an alternative 'intimacy gadget' during the strike?

Ladies:

Did your mother ever tell you the 'why buy the cow thing'?

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Am i mad?. How could you even think that I will stoop so low to kiss Hannibal?. Tufiakwa.

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i wish you can confess u have a crush on this boy.

90% of your comments are on hannibal.

u no dey tire?

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Yes but i have to check if the milk is still flowing.

Otherwise i might end up with a cow that have been milked dry.

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Did polygamy in the olden days prevent men from cheating?

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Well what the ratio of men to women again? While you're waiting for someone to pay before test driving, the others are being bought lol

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no mind them. They even need it more than we do but too arrogant to accept it.

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I don't know where guys got this illusion that we want to be more married than they want. It is silly to think that only women want to get married these days. My uncle told me that ever since he got married, they look at him in a more responsible fashion in his place of work because unlike others, he has a family to go back to. So they all better get their money and start looking for cows to buy.

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Better still, pay for the damn cow and test drive as much as you want but not BEFORE.

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She is the one who should know the limits. . . the meter maid. Keep me waiting but don't tell me no every time. What is it? The sign then drive offer?

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Point of correction:

Kitty-Cat is scarce nowadays.

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@j-girl. Its the truth.

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I agree with the poster, there's no need buying what you can have for free. Girls ought to be stingy with their bodies.

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I agree with it to an extent.

If the only thing good about is the sex and you get that all the time, there's no need to marry her. If a woman has much more to offer including companionship, good food, and brains. Then yeah, you better purchase the cow.

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But do you really think that withholding sex can make men speed up the marriage process?

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No, I'm just saying she shouldn't cut him off totally. Let him have a taste of what's to come . . . somewhat like a test drive.

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there are cows and then there ARE cows . . . question is which one did you bag?

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@ topic

They say it all the time but at the end of the day it's up to you to decide what to do.

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Good, so why buy the cow strike will work for you perfectly fine?. One good man in the house.

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Exactamundo!

Does good jollof even get dished anyhow nowadays?!

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So you recommend she keep dishing it out like jollof rice?. Why buy the cow then, Steve?

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Depends. If she has other unique qualities that make her very attractive as a potential future mate then no problem, you can always wait to get the milk after u have lawfully purchased your cow.

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I doubt it will speed up the process. If anything it's gon' make the average dude want to cheat and/or look for someone else to marry since this one's let her mother control her life.

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