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freestyle Rap And Rhymes Battle: Who Wanna Deal?

oh boy chill, u wanna  deal/

when i giv it to u real your heart wud heal/

n break ya seal, cos it lik a prayer wheel/

for real, ma intimacy appeal is ego ideal/

it revealed,by lord privy seal/

nneed som help wif your bars jus see mi/

im an angel that makes things creamy/

aint dreamy, cos ma flow is steamy/

u can ask ma frd cald mimi/,,,,,,,,,,,

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am d mic master mic handler mic inspector mic specialist i control d MIC cos am a rap specialist Ignite d stage faster cos amma hiphop Lyricist wat ever u gad bring it quick amma smack your Bottom and put u off d stage quick your verse sound so wack mine shake d whole place like earthquake u cant rap battle me cos u are so wick.@juicygurl

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All you try to flow but they all fake...

#step up your game"

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yo think u can rap??

check out this new post, very interesting, drop your illest rhymes

http://www.nairaland.com/1018865/rap-cypher-challenge

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Why do u want 2 KNOW that i FLOW, if then the anwer is NO, if u try me i will give u a BLOW. Who can BEAT ME when they HEAR ME, they always FEEL ME like they want 2 STEAL ME. Its okay cause I got my phone in my POCKET and my cash in WALLET when I enter the club everyone wanna COLLECT. No need 2 kick BUCKET just to seal my WALLET. Don't call me a MAGA just because I don't STAGGER but I got my mother fucker SWAGGER. I'll buy a HUMMER 4 my MAMA and pave my way 2 the ZANGA and blow some BANGA. My rhymes are KILLING like POISON some people are GAMBLING and FIGHTING just because of my RHYME but I won't give them DIME because this is my TIME and I'm at my PRIME. BEAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ill intercept your mind with mental strain and a phyced alliance

my barz will stay defiant until im locked ina box for science

compare me to a lion but when i roar my barz like sirens

and u stare into my eyes your looking at the core of a hungry giant

you choose a different path but i am grime until im dead

like a wise man said, keep your anger in your head

dont cry about it get up of the floor and grab some bleeping led

spew your venoumous anger onto paper let it spread

until your like an adrenaline anchor and the seas he target you set

if you feel like giving in from anger slap you self and get some rest

sont sell out from your lifes test, just go on and do your best

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People state that I stroll about as though I have the nineteenth letter of the alphabet on the part of my body above the stomach.

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ima lyrical miracle such a sedistic animal

visions of twisted cannibals eating testicals mixed with antelopes

antidotes forming a list of grams of coke

stamp and post for the wishes of addicts folks

this is my systematic rap approach

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These thoughts happen to be terrifying dreams for Caucasian mothers and fathers, whose most dreaded worrying idea is a kid with bleached strands and who is into jewellery for the ears.

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I’m a vigilante, an undercover soldier on a mission

Walkin’ through the concrete jungle, holdin’ on my pistol

Don’t mess with this soldier ‘cause this soldier’s got some issues

You don’t wanna end up sobbin’ or blowin’ on some tissues

This is the sort of droppings your grown folks should get into

Let me tell you about the obstacles I’ve been through

I’ve jumped over hurdles, I’ve swam underwater

I’ve fallen off cliffs and I’ve ran with the horses

I’ve crawled through tunnels, I’ve passed assault courses

Fought like a tiger and kicked a*ss like a taurus

But this ain’t some bull in a china shop droppings

I control the whole board just like a Microsoft chip

I fire shots quick like a violent arsonist

I’ve climbed these hard steps just to meet my highest target

My entire arts list of tracks is just a flyin’ start

of a lifespan of writin’ songs and I enjoy it

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Dead lizards are in your ears

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I’m NEVER gonna stop rappin’, I’m gonna make it my career

I juicygirl is here flowin’ crazy in your ear

So baby, listen EAR/’ERE! I’m being straight with you, you hear?

{*sound of footsteps*} Where d’ya think you’re going?! You’re stayin’ right here!

After I’m done with you, you’re gonna break into a cheer

Do a Mexican wave, raise up from your chair

Say “hey” until your legs give way for your ankles

Turn topsy-turvy ‘til you hang at an angle

Either that, or fall over and bang your head through a table

Now you have a bad migraine, your brain is not stable

Your brain’s givin’ way, you’re tryin’ hard to tolerate it

The pain is insane and you’re feelin’ your skull breakin’

You fall into a flop just like a fish has lost his fins

The convulsions just don’t stop and it just gets under your skin

You’re havin’ seizures, trouble breathin’, and your lungs can’t operate

The aneurysms just won’t stop makin’ you discombobulate

You feel the whole world’s on your shoulders, you can barely stop the weight

The pressure’s mountin’ like a mountain, your sanity fluctuates

You go mad just like a hatter, bi-polar, slow, angry

Enraged, exasperated, insane, exacerbated

You’re chafed, infuriated, outraged and irritated

Irate, ferocious, fuming, furious and ablaze

If this ain’t lettin’ out anger, then I don’t know what is

Maybe I’m constipated, emittin’ a bowel full of poo!

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Fake smiles only bring you down when you are crying yourself to sleep.

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there aint no ganstas here

only thing i smell is whiskey in the rear.

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Ha ha, synanza new in da bleeping rap forum like am now gonna born u wit physical king of rap/ yeah reality if u like mistep cos i keep my friends close and ma my enermise closer so that they can be my frenemy./

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Im back.

Clear d road 4 d ruler/aint here 2 spit crap lyk young mula,

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Fatfish go home and tak a break

cos ur rap is made of fake

keep crakin ur head 4 dat peace of cake

ar bet u, ur linez earn making me shake

come 4 ma beefcake

ur makin a big mistake

deezing an earthquake

keep spiting miskarage

whooo,du u tink NL rapper givin chourage

u rap lik an under age

u wanna open more page

try hard 2 catch on ma stage

cos am on da range

u cant wage

try me and u be in ma cage, Am out

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Tha rap game aint 'bout fast rhymez, spittin slick barz, lacin tight rhymez n punchlinez alone, rada, tiz more 'bout attitude, tha swag, tha msg bein conveyed, tha mind blowin' metaphorz(basically), similez, alliteration n tha poetic rhymez. Datz y tiz called "RAP"-Rhythmically Applied Poetry. Ma shout out goez out to Juicygal, Babygat, Dcee3 n co. Y'all been reppin from tha get-go. Yew settin tha pace n holdin tha ace. Oh yeah! Keep it happenin nywæz.

Word-----> 2rez.

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Aite, just gona repeat dis poo here

tis til fresh 4rm mi yard, mi hardware

GOOOOOO,

Phew! Lookin down d basement

if i'm gone who kan fit d replacement

my heart burn n churn shud i spit a wil or statement

lookin tru d storm, non of y'all got d 'quirement

so go give ur rap some alignment

coz d next time u do crap imma break ya ligament

yes i was meant to gve u not milo but cup of cement

for ya enjoyment while ya heart i rent

rent to shreds coz my venom on ur crap i vent

the volcanoes i did lay latent for dis moment

a moment for me to farment on u my lyrical torment

any bagger wit a prose comment, bulsh1tly invent

i'm waitin for u yes u coz d rap world z mi tent

imma beat u yes u to stupor, j.c d lyrical giant

rap never made me but rap still paid me

niggers try to disuade n delay me, b1tch wantd 2 sway me

but i was way too dogged and rugged

to get wooed, booed, pooed on, i'm stil woogged

i'm here still standin, lyrically rebrandin

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Been followin dis thread for a while,

all yall ladies got skillz, JUICYGURL,ZEE,REZ DOG,BABYGAT, and NELLALUV raps too? (surprised) her lines re tighte too, Big up urselfs ladies. Bless

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am da pheroh, ar sentence ur bars 2 d**eath

ema mak sure it g*ene*ration neva exist in earth

am burn out off spartar

kings,queens ar con*quer

live no breathin m*orth*erfuc*ker

watch out am a*chilles

takin over c*ities

u wanna battle go practice

ar drag ur head

2 ma b*e**d

u s*uck u cant even raise ur l**eg

let get down 2 da real th*ing

ar mak u pronouns (s*a*y it s*lo*w)hahahahaha:yeah g*iv me m*or*e(u jst pronouns, tenx)

am done wit u, go to sleep and snore.

Wooow juicyy

beware ma bars ar endless babyy.

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My flow is untouchable, ill make you pray for the end,

5 bullets in my sniper, one for you and your 4 friends,

Lay you out without a doubt, just to see what courts about,

Pushin pounds as a teen, in the streets of ct,

Man I got a few tricks, imma hop up in your whip,

hotwire a couple seconds,and i drive it off a cliff,

got the stretcher waitin if ya lucky, or 6 feet in tha ground from the buck b,

I bring hell with me, oversized pus*sies,

cuz I got hollow points wit me, and my rhymes filthy,

Write my verse on paper, you're a baby in an incubator

Playin' with my emulator, stop rappin' in a simulator

Im your worst nightmare, You don’t know whats out there

Im a black belt at tae kwon do, DCee don’t have sh*it on me,

If the glove fits let the judge see, Im loyal to the NL, no meth

I'm no normal house wife I'm on the rhyme juice, I'll blow a hole in your head

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Ur'all tryna drop crazi line hop dat u hav paid da fines bt u see i dnt mine cos ma lines r easy, no dey form effizzy for shezzy am frezzy, its da S.T.E.V.E. wit a SLIM line, da kd world finest nw bow 4 ur highness . Wanna c da mi search steveslim on facebook

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ar light b***rainz on fire

passin ma rap current lik barbwire

mothe**rfu**ckerz ar inspire

drag dem 2 retirement

bring in mo f**uc*kerz 2 ur replacement

f**uc*kerz ma bars drop acidic element

dat mak u panic

grow psycho mak ur conditition cronic

am oganic

moth**erfuc**kerz en got no propaganda

ma rap giv nigeria new agenda

f**uc*kerz get s*uc*k wen ma rap clock talk got da rap stock brack ur security block hear da newz in bankock.

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juicy h***arp

all u do is talk about how ar rap

n how u set ur trap

p****u**ssy cut da cra***p

go to s**kol n check on wat u l***ack

lik ma puppy u ba***rk

u sinkin t**ank

it lik makin a mistak deesin a m**aniac

ur rap earn got t**rademark

2 me ur flow is full of j**unk

droppin dsame shi**t everytime

u earn even got no r**hyme

u got no inpiration, tak som w**ee**d

if possible chew da see***d

ar bet u, juicy will b no need

but da girl will pleed

dream of how ar drop ma bar

write a book of how ar end up deesin yaar

advice:forget da rap life

n be ar house wife

tell ur son about da advice

all ur rap sems 2 b poem quote

rappers tell har rap earn no speech 4 vote

chenge lik u both a new clothe

ar explode u as ar drop

lik da balloon u inflate so much u pop,

Juicyyygirlll ema tell pell pell u wanna battle babyyy be ma guest.

Drop u bars an ar drop mine n cast 4 vote

be da host,chess 2 da toste, ride on baaabyyy.

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first grade rhymes from a third grade mind,

and a front of holdin nines won't accelerate ya climb,

young pric*k, suc*k dic*k, lick the come up from ya lips

n say mMmMmMm, little F aggot, cuz you rappin like a BITC*H,

DCee3, nice name, but your talent doesn't match it

i drop bombs, you layin eggs, and isn't one of em that's hatchin,

you got balls to act bad, talkin that sh*it that you wrote,

before you stuc*k a BIGHEADDADDY dic*k in your throat,

find out the hard way i'm not the one to encounter

and run ya mouth ta' cuz im bout ta' make a bleep*in CLOUD outcha',

SMOKE you, then roach you, STOMP you, and ash you,

you're tough?! you're nuts, i'm brass balls, you cashews,

you ain't got the firepower in the flow or the hands,

i'm like a hydroplane playa, ain't controllin ME man,

them other heads can hush and take a seat in the back,

fuc*k you, and fu*ck sargent, i'll be beatin you black.

My ryhming scheme is clear, like its a Crystal Method.

Your a tool in the game, yea, your verses are wretched.

Theyre physical alright, DCee ryhmes make me wanna turn my head and cough.

Kid your wack, Your flow is at a standstill, like the blood to your face.

Your words su*ck harder than a catholic priest,

Juz quit rap,your shitz wack ,i beat u quick fast,

Do yer homework son, before you spit silly shi*t

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:-Xhellooo juicy am back it ur bouy who u now greater.

Ur flow is wa***ke

in rap juicy u sl***ack

ar got bulky bar in storez go purchease

and get dem re***phraise

dont let me split ur br*****ain

ema put ar sp***ot in ur me****mbr***ain

u jst hav 2 feel da pa***in

ar put explos**ive device in ur p*nt

ur rank in battle is sargent

ar bet u, ar gan use u as ma instr****ment

ma rap mak u sc***reem mayday mayday

emargency on sunday

wat a ba***d d***ay

now ar mak u hu****mble

no more rap struggle

cos all ur flow is era***saible

am im***po**ssible

amma rap wiza***rd

read ma flow n nurd ur head lik a**gama l****izard

dis is jst ar freest**yle intro

cos ma flow is electro

lik magnito

4 ur info, u flow lik mosquito

am out juicyygirllll.

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:-Xhellooo juicy am back it ur bouy who u now greater.

Ur flow is wa***ke

in rap juicy u sl***ack

ar got bulky bar in storez go purchease

and get dem re***phraise

dont let me split ur br*****ain

ema put ar sp***ot in ur me****mbr***ain

u jst hav 2 feel da pa***in

ar put explos**ive device in ur p*nt

ur rank in battle is sargent

ar bet u, ar gan use u as ma instr****ment

ma rap mak u sc***reem mayday mayday

emargency on sunday

wat a ba***d d***ay

now ar mak u hu****mble

no more rap struggle

cos all ur flow is era***saible

am im***po**ssible

amma rap wiza***rd

read ma flow n nurd ur head lik a**gama l****izard

dis is jst ar freest**yle intro

cos ma flow is electro

lik magnito

4 ur info ur, u flow lik mosquito

am out juicyygirllll.

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Hey, boy haffi approach mi wid caution

Yo a victim of mi extortion

when meh did ah run town with meh gun inna meh short jeans

you there ah mexico ah plant green

so yuh wah war bad man now?

It nuh tek mi nuttin fi murder u

By all means when yuh ready bring it on please

and bring yuh friend nellaluv hem small axe fall tall tress

ah hem p---ussy yuh call g's

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From the interior to the xterior

joecool lorenzo ever the superior

u can be wateva i care less

i'm fly forever mi hands rockin mi rolex

ever young, i cant fade

come suck mi tongue, u stil get paid

joecool so drugs, y'all only livin hope

i'm not even jesus or d pope, yet i hv d life savin rope

polo mà lom boes

i'm every where money goes

for free i run mega shows

stil lend em mi cheddar of d mexicos

its only those with a trait of bein imbecilic

that cook tot of makin me parapalegic

d more u try,i'd soar wif mi lyric

u cant get me, i'm way too mystic

mystic for ya lil brain coz its already paralystic

go home and get schoold in public ethic

coz u lack it nd already actin parasitic

get a life juicygirl, u already catastrophic

mentally down and emotionaly sick

u are not good choice for dissin

u are d best choice 4mi pissin

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they call me juicy the grave digger cuz i spit then i bury ya,

ya tryin so hard to rhyme that you shittin bricks,

ya suck so hard, ya give all ya boys red dic**ks,

you takin too long after my rap you better hurry up,

you potheads got nothin my rhymes more strategic,

1 second im rhymin, next you cant walk, i leave you parapalegic,

you slow *****s dont no where this sh**it comin from,

your rhymes suck come back after another blunt,

my flow is the sh**it yours are far from superior,

ill go forever, but ill leave you when your feelin inferior.

Your di**cks small u still piss on ur balls.

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I dare not!! Phockin wit u z a pill of death

i can take it, i stil treasure mi health

u kip sayin samething dat z nothing

never a threat n yet nofin promisin

hahahah, whose male d1ck went into u

ya p_ussy hole like bucket, only cows can go tru

so stop the lyin, it doesn't fit ya

why u cryin, i haven't even beat ya

everyday, u'd put a bullet tru my chest

whats dat poo for, z it coz u got no bosom

ur chest like dat of a lizard

u aint womanly, u a desert orchard

as i said ur life z dead n gone

kiss ur *ss goobye b4 d settin sun

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I hear that im hypin

Ready for a nigga to start yappin

Then ima tattoo a bullet hole in your chest

Nigga betta hope ur soul is blessed b4 i put u to rest

Juicygirl lost her virginity in a man's d*ick riding

But ANYWAY, let's get this sh*t going.

Nigga said am already dead

Gangstas live and gangstas die

All ive known is flowin my whole life

And you little f aggot tried to take it away

B**itch you lucky you see the light of day

Ima beat you like nobody has

Its gona be hard Ill squoch you like an ant

ill leave a dent on your tooth.

I am to smooth you better not fuc**k wit me

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Oh stop hypin yaself juicygal

who cares what fatfish does wit pussi gal

u already dead gone as wasted

roasted even ya ash was cremated

no trace of u lil nitwit scallywag

u lost ur virginity to a dog y u stil brag?

Mother earth bin lenient letin u breath

u can neva b decent, stil begn to suck mi d1ck grith

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nellaluv Is that all u can talk about dic**k and pu**ssy?,

Are they wat really give u ur kicks u fuckin pus**sy!

Well if u wanna talk bout like ur rock,

I'm gon slow ur coc**k/pus**sy suckin days down to a stop,

U can't even spell puss**y has 1 y not i bore,

And if u come back im gonna give u some more,

U need to tigh up ur as**s together and play double dutches.

See i've sed a hole rhyme with out sayin the word gay,

Now hit back and see how long u can stay away

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Y'all Nigga right here worth no sh*t

My lines are tighter than y'alls dic**k

U spit sh*t n' values are just so silly

I'm a rap queen - I gat a real deal

U cowards right here cud need some of my lil bill

I gat money, more cars and Guns

Y'all are just lil kids tryin' to be men

If y'all say sh*t- I send U rums

So rep me n' support me cuz I gat many skillz

So get up n' be a man b4 I tell ya kids (U ain't a man)

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Hmm, real enjoy every pant of sh1t

coz mi brain was runnin d beat

yo ladies makin waves

gud to c beauties hatin d caves

after d dissin, hissin witout kissin

kool to c dat love was d remixin

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i just came out of the moder4kn new school

you bi.chs ain't ready for my pro tool

you even try'na b.tch about using the ski

bad ho ho ho flyer than a frees-bee

keep a couple pink toes for her sandals

got some mangoes all over them angles

such a star they even try'na bribe me with some pringles

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if I could I'm get my name spread thru the underground

trust me[b] Dc3treet [/b] you can't even touch my sound

until I shot you like the TV series DRAGNET

you thought you was the best, now you know you can't stand it

your flow is all wrong

you can't say sh1t in a song

i can take the pain cant u c

but when you was shot you couldn't answer me

catch me rollin' round town in a black Range Rover

when you see me you know the game's over

sit down and think of a few more verses

don't frown and drink till you end up like curtis

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ar mak history out of dude,cos ma line ar inflamaible lik ar crude, so u try na be rude,yar gan be running ur mouth lik buzz,ar stop ur mission lik tom cruse,hayooo u choose lose,day call me dc3treet cos am realistic,da street is flowin in me lik electric,hold up gat ma formula lik startistic da rap majestic,

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Aint playin no game, i jus want dis diss poo b stop

so is dat a yes or no?

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Why can t u and me be cool?

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Ok gals let stop dis poo, we cud be cool wit each oda, We al got a great tin in common "music" n nt jus any music "rap"

fat fish n juicy are we cool?

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nope done it before you sarcy bumface

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Have you done this before or first time?

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Lol, pretend less, dam m not smackin ya. Di.ck head

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