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63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These?

Since the first day our dear President Yar'Adua left the country (are u sure he left) All the updates we have got have been filled with lies. Let us make a list of the once we can remember.

Here I start, only the lies:

- The name of his illness

- He was not in coma

- The hospital he was kept

- VP claim the spoke very frequently

- He signed the 2009 Supplementary Budget

- His watch football in Saudi hospital

Add the once you've got.

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The most popular lie: that he will return next week.

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That he's actually on location for the new Avatar sequel

that his wife and James Cameron are co directing

that this is his plan to finally get Nigeria a respectable name

that He'll be back

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Sorry if i am off the Topic of this thread but

When yaradua comes back(if he is not dead) he should publish a book"Between me,my health and the rumours" i can guarantee that it will be a best selling book because the lies are just too much,

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That he spoke on the phone with the VP, The Senate President and The Speaker of House of Rep

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that his seat in ECOWAS is not empty

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LWKMD,

Laff wan kill me die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that he is talking to Obama and other world leaders

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That he gives a rat's backside about Nigeria and the people

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that he is writing some manuscript in Saudi Arabia; OR

that Yar'Adua will publish a best seller once he returns

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He is making arrangement for his 3rd agenda (marrying his daughter off)

Two agendas has already gone

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i don tire for you ppl. You talk too much. Why the noise now?. Yar'Adua will be back this week before going to Angola to cheer eagles up

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That he vetted the supplementary budget for 90mins before signing it.

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that umoru is live and playing squash

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Guys guys!!!

He is currently a secret agent on a mission to several countries of the world yemen, Pakistan and Iran included he might touch moscow too. His mission is to steal Nuclear power and weapons for Nigeria, reason: cause he couldnt meet 3000MW while he promised 6000MW, and he couldnt defeat MEND so he needs nuclear weapons to nuke them ,

The guy is on a mission , He will soon be back,

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That his wife and mother were not fighting over if he should continue in office or not

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That he still has the strength and energy to rule Nigeria for another 16 years

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That he will be BACK before the year (2009) runs out

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That he's busy there in saudi sipping Fura 'de Nunu with some Kuli kuli.

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(a) that he has been watching the English premiership,la liga and serie a matches live.

(b) that he sent new year greetings to Bankole and his colleagues

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That he is coming home tomorrow

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That he doesn't have a zipper on his abdomen for doctors to easily access his internal organs.

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that millions will not be allocated to the new order to investigate the attempted bomb attack

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that senate are not playing executive roles

that we do not have illegal' Chief Justice

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that his signature was not Forged!

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Done. I guess I have to keep an eye on that until the lies end.

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That its still 43 Days and not 44 he's been away

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That he can rule us from his hiding place.

That he can be phoning the top govt official to relate to us

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That He will "Soon" be back

That he is not on life support machine.

That he is still in a Saudi Hospital.

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na wetin our president do nairalanders oooooooooooooo

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That Aondoaaka is a puppet in Turai's hand

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that nothing is wrong with nigeria

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that he is the most deserving of the peace prize

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I'm on a roll ,

He is actually in secret training to climb the recently opened skyscraper Burj Khalifa in Dubai barehanded to claim the Guiness world record from that yeye crazy French Spiderman or wetincall. He doesn't want French Spiderman to steal his new tactics.

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Since introducing the King to the delights of Fura de nunu, he personally secured a Saudi Govenment investment commitment of $500 million to establish a Fura de nunu cooperative and production facility to be located around the Mambilla Plateau.

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And Nairalanders unreasonably worry themselves. . .

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That He sorry she and Turai went for Honey moon in Saudi, and wont be back until she gets pregnant and give birth twins (baby girls) that will be given out to more governors.

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that he does free mid-night calls for hour with his friends in Aso Rock, but can't spare us one minute, for us to be assured he is alive

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That he called his cabinet members yesterday.

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That he actually signed the budget.

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Chei! Una no go kill person with laugh

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That he has not been eating suya.

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That he did write a letter to Senate President and someone opened it on the way and decided otherwise

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That national assembly and senate are helpless in compelling the president to relinquishing power

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That he can rule from away (no matter where)

that the VP is not under any pressure to resign

that he went to mecca to perform whatever

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that he is not in yemen for al qaeda training

that he is not a terrorist

that farouk (the bomber) is not his brother

that he lost his voice

that he has mental illness

that he is not dead

that he has not been used for ritual by the same ppl that brought him

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He is not on a life- support machine

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He's running for a senatorial post in Saudi Arabian government.

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He went to wildernes to be tempted by devil 3times, he wil die and raise after 3 days. He is no longer either in the wildernes nor grave!

He is lost and , Wanted

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He is the President of Nigeria and not his wife Turai.

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