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Is Abacha Going To Come Back From Dubai This Weekend?

Or is he going to stay in his 28 bedroom villa on the gulf for the rest of his life.  It is time for a new Nigeria, with a very strong first against all the miscreants.  He should begin his relection campaign soon.

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The question is would Jenna be willing to continue the "laudable" family support programme initiated by Nigerias greatest female looter to date?

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I wonder if Jenna Jamison would marry Abacha? That would be his dream come true.

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Abacha is not likely to return anytime soon, he has zoned the presidency to Maradonna from Minna this time around. According to their gentleman's agreement, Maradonna is supposed to hold on to power for 8 yrs after which the presidency gets rotated to another retired looter in the name f Jerry Useni!

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I seriously doubt if any members of the Abacha clan are hard up for money regardless of where they live. The loot being repatriated from Switzerland represents just a drop in the ocean of wealth Abacha stole while in power, so "sea never dry" as they say.

Moving back into the realm of the absurd to keep in tune with the starting post of this thread, anyone whose wife was as repulsive looking as Miriam Abacha would eventually sober up and flee their matrimonial home even if a corn-fed hog were the only alternative lover waiting outside.

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is that where he went to? why did he leave his family to suffer in kano?

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The immortal Abacha did not retire to a 28-room Dubai mansion but rather is taking a working holiday on location at a 100-room brothel in Mumbai, India.  He reportedly flew to his heaven shortly after his death was reported in the world press, but has since found himself far too busy ministering to a never-ending procession of 2-dollar Indian hookers to even consider returning to loot the Nigerian cash-box at any time in the future.

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