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What Would You Do? If You Are The President Of Nigeria!

If you are the president of nigeria, what 5 positive things you would do  for the nation. Please Nigeria needs your help.

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1) I will do a total overhauling of our democracy

2)I will advocate a two party systerm

3) Fight corruption by probing all the past leaders, including governors, presidents, directors, head of parastatls, etc

4) There will be age benchmark for political office holders

5) The youth will be gaingully engaged in decision making.,I know its not going to be easy but by determination

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With all these contributions,I now know why Nigeria is where it is.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy! Nigerians

Is this all we can come up with??

Awon peeps we can do better nooow!Haba!!

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if i become no.1 man!!!!!! i go open foriegn account for jupita, after evry four weeks, a transfer federal allocation outside the earth, cos planeth earth no safe again, who kia's about teachers salary, good road, electricity, good hospital et al, after all de $16b wey dem spend 4 electricity we no see de head,

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Actually means nuffin. jus Yabbin the other guy

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it seems u guys plan to stay in power for 20yrs or more with all your lofty proposals

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pls, wats bumphead, i'm not good in english language dat much

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Nice Plan Chickend.

Alert-EFCC, What a Bumphead u r.

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What Would You Do? If You Are The President Of Nigeria!

To be truthful,if i am voted the president of the federal republic of nigeria, in less than 4 weeks i will sell the country and all that make it up to foreigners and travel to the bahamas.

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I will privatise the Nation.

51% (ours) / 49% (Foriegn investors)

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well for me , i have a lot of plans for nigeria if i become the president,cant name them all but these i'll do first

1, the very 1st thing is to appoint competent people who have excelled in their various fields into my cabinet [4 efficiency]

[/b]2, i'll stage a review of the nigerian constitution to favour economic growth.

[b]3,[/b]ill increase the allocation for the education sector and pay attention to it personally.

[b]4,[/b]overhaul the power sector for good for economic growth and invite investors as a follow-up.

[b]5, reduce dependence on oil revenue buy promoting the agricultural sector . but more than all these things,if i become the presido of naija i'll first of all relocate nigeria to the middle of the pacific ocean and then the north pole so that we go catch small cold then we go understand the need for improvement in the global development performance index. i get dat power.

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Kevin I am fine man your babekwanu?

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http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-105131.192.html

hehehe

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jumobi you r making great sense. how i wish someone like you is in every leadership post in nigeria. God bless you. may be part of this dream for Nigeria

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1st thing i would do is risk my life by removing any govt official i believe is currupt or not qualified. I'll put phD and double Master graduates that are not from poor families in every senior government office. (trust me, when a poor man sees money for the first time, he won't know how to behave). I'll probably make an Igbo governor of a hausa state and a hause gov of a yoruba state and yoruba gov of hausa state to improve relations b/n Nigerians. I'll give bonuses to the governor who performs the best. this would be incentive to do good for the people.

Secondly, i'll increase the military's salary so they'll like me. (this is depending on if they don't already earn more than deserve. I'm not talkin about the colonels and Captains and those big boys)

Then, I'll have a discussion with the western leaders and ask them if they really have Nigeria's best interest @ hand. WHen they say 'Yes', then I'll ask them "isn't it better that Nigerians own the infastructures that create Nigeria's wealth? I think it is better for us to own the refineries in Nigeria. ex,  Holland owns shell. That means Nigeria contributes to Holland's wealth. This is cool on Hollands part because its the nature of business. But we'll be better off if we responsibly own and manage our infastructures,  Most of the big boys in Shell Nigeria are foreigners. We have educated Nigerians inside and outside the country that can do the job they are doing. Basically, i'll gradually put the control of production back in Nigeria's hand.

the fourth thing i'll do is reduce our dependency on oil by 50%. this would mean, increasing production of other tradable goods or reduction of oil production(1/3 of our gas is burned away anyways). Honestly, Nigeria has to prepare for the time countries we sell oil to would stop depending on oil.

I'll spend alot of money improving mass transportation, building roads, tunnels, railroad systems and ferrys because i believe that time wasted is money wasted. why spend 2 hrs on your way to work when you can slash that time into half and spend an hour at work makin money which stimulates the economy. A way to build all these things for cheap would be to use soldiers and people in prison. (A lot of Nigerian prisoners are not that bad. they are in jail because the government lets them starve. how do u graduate from university and u can't get a job? of course that'll turn u into a criminal. I'll make a deal with those who have record of good behavior in jail and make them build roads, bridges etc, for very minimal wages and them reduce their sentences upon completion. I'll hire enough foreign expertise to oversee the whole process)

I would slightly reduce the salary/benefits of Diplomats and top ranking government officials. there is no reason for them to earn as much as US officials when the avg Naija boy no dey get the same kind money as an avg American boy.

I'll also spend a lot of the countries revenue on profitable foreign investments which hopefully would bring good returns.

I'll improve education because educated children are a better future. Give kids scholarships to learn in Saudi, Qatar, US, Japan & UK so they can bring back the knowledge they gained to Naija. Japan did this in the past. Pay teachers well because when u are paid, you are happy and as a result, you perform well.

I'll also tax the rich more because they can afford to be taxed.

I think this plan would generate enuff money to give the whole Nigeria 24/7 electricity. No society can develop without electricty.

p.s, I'll most probably ban child abuse. No unnecessary beating by parents, teachers or anything unless u love jail.

I'll also ask for reparations from the west for slavery. My argument would be that slavery impeded African development because they stole the necessary resources to build a better West Africa. basically, the reparation would be to cancel African debt.

i'll be back to finish,

You guys have to vote for me.

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Uju, at least he has a plan. where is yours

This is part of the problem of nigeria, one person has a plan that doesn't suit ur status, it's gibberish. we need to sit down as a unit to discuss the areas that can cause conflict.

Now this makes sense.

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Frizy dream on, you think you can force Nigeria into adopting your fanatical sharia law. Its still democracy you know, and the problem with Nigeria is very far from and sexual immorality or use of birth control pills. Infact, you just wasted your time typing garbage for us to read, there's nothing meaningful in what you just said, so I'd advise you to come up with something more constructive, And please spare us the jihad nonsence!!

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Thank you all for your contributions. Nigeria is Proud of You.

More of This is accepted

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(1) I would ask the legislators to pass a law that will atract life sentence for electoral malpractices.

(2) i will also ask the legislators to pass a law that will atract death by hanging to any convicted curupt public servant.

(3)i will face the niger dalta problems with all sincererity.

(4) I will renovate all de federal roads and increas power suply by 2000%

(5) i will figth poverty with de declaration of education 4 everybody, jobs 4 every body, money for every body, every thing for every body.

i will not create any state.

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I would build better hospitals . .and make them centrally located without the usual crowd of patients, and scrap the private ones that are substandard. My friend died of common asthma all because the hostipals near him were substandard and couldn't treat him - and he died on his way to LUTH

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fix light roads all those things and then . . . . . . . .

f*ck those who bleeped nigeria   pnish them for breathin the same air i breathe and yes ill take all their money senators lawmakers Lg chairmen and people who have anything to do with nollywood(bad film makers and actors) not excluded age is not an issue you can run but you cannot hide i will train fbi style assasins and agents

cut imports make una sort una selves out that includes kickin all dose  chinese and white bastards out

merge the all the states in west africa and become THE WEST AFRICAN CARTEL the flag will be drugs

WRLD DOMINATION  that includes fuckin up the whiteman up if he refuses to pay for slavery f*ck an apology

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No wasting time talking about electricity, water, roads all all those year in year out and unending nightmares.  The first day in office, I will divide Nigeria within 30 seconds of assumption, and then I will sing to every Dick & harry: "Please to your tents OH Everybody"!!

When you get home, plan and give your people those stuff everyone crave for etc but had always remains an illusion for nearly 50 years of wasting our bloody time and let see the first/last that will achieve it and let see the reactions of their people. There will no  longer be anymore:

-quota system

-quota crime

-quota 419

-quota armed robbery

-quota police

-quota president/vice/governors and their bleached face obesed wives

-quota senate president/speaker

-quota bad roads

-quota death

-quota sports teams

-quota argument

-quota proffessors

-quota SANs

-quota traditional "my Bottom" rulers

-quota illiteracy infested military

-quota population census

You can add any quota I had missed out.

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MY 5 PLAN FOR NIGERIA,

2) Increase teachers salary by 500%( Because they remain our mentor)

3) Privatize power sector, oil exploration, health sector, road, I think all those things that will turn Nigeria around very fast

4) Introduce Charity Fund 1% of monthly income( for widows, ages, unemployed youth and creation of skill acquisition centres all over Nigeria.)

5) Compulsory prayer day, 1st day of every Month, because what Nigeria needed most is p, r, a, y, e, r

So help me God.

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five positive things

1. i'll definately privatise the power sector. i'll invite foreign investors to come revamp the power sector.

2. massive infrastructural development in the niger delta area.

3. massive rehabilitation of road networks in nigeria

4. strengten anti-corruption laws and make the efcc independent so that it will be able to prosecute corrupt individuals. in essence, ill make the penalty for corruption very stiff so that it will act as a deterent.

5. open up most sectors of the economy to foreign investment. the resultant effect will be the provision of jobs, competition with the local companies, spin-off effect on price and quality of goods and services and increased revenue for the government via taxation and othe leveies.

6. increased funding for the universities and ill set up a special, independent body to monitor the way the money is utilised by these institutions.

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and how dyu intend to do that?

its not enoghh to talk without laying down a plan for action.

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All of Una No Get Sense. That Na y Naija no go Grow.

I actually need your Opinions. I mean Lets make Sense.

If I was the president of Nigeria.

1. Nigeria would be a country for all

2. Nigeria would be more Peaceful

3. Price of Petrol would be 50 Naira Per Litre

4. There would be Constant Electricity

5. Naira Would Top The currency Exchange.

These five things i must do 4 Nigeria.

Cos' I pledge To Naija My Country,

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Overrule Ribadu's demotion and reinstate him as EFCC boss!

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Omo men

oma je un

ma pack e ye owo losi Swiss

o jo okpo toh.

ISland n Everything

Moet n Crystal

12million dollars Jet ati Yacht'

[i]More to come[/i]

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