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How To Fly To China As A Witch?

There's a business am planning on starting but i need assistance. To succeed in this business i think you have to be a witch.I would pay good money for the opportunity. The privilege few who are members should let me know. The possibilities of witches are endless.The ability to fly to China at night and returning before breakfast is what am talking about.I need this for a project am doing. I tried searching the internet but most of the witches i found were not in Nigeria, the nearest was in Cote'de'voire. As i said i will pay good money.Thanks for your help.

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you may find something here http://www.careersngr.com http://www.researchnaija.com try it and give thanks later

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Study the Witchcraft tutorial on http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-744545.0.html

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Witches! U all should better hear the word of God ur lord of host and receive jesus as ur saviour. For destructions shall be all ur inheritance if ur dont heed to my words of repentance. Jesus loves u all.[color=#990000][/color]

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Oooh i now see the little reason you started this thread. well, I've goten 3 different myspace page but i think that ''update''- must be the handwork of one of my X- fiancee who happen to know my password by chance. . . and she must have find out ever since i left the country i have been a proud Satanist and really working hard to proof the public wrong with the false biography she has done @ myspace page but i shall go n'correct it as soon as possible. . . . .

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Well, that not true. . . .some only got me wrong''update''- and nearly succeed over the rumour well-planed .

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Traugott may i know you please. . . . kindly do me a favour by droping a brief intro about yourself and how you've known me.

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Ogaga I dont understand you again o. I thought you are now a Christian? If that is true then please stop talking in two directions! I urge you to speak on the side you believe in: in Christ's family we dont flirt with ideas of Lucifer. Light always dispels darkness.

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ROFL! The funniest thread on NL

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any possibility you may be a good christian again?

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am sorry oh, but is there a chance that you may you know

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okay okay fair enough I almost forgot you was a witch

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please tell me the thing u said about the bible is a joke please

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This is the solution, the flyingmat Lunar V2000XL with full options : AC, ABS, electronic voice recognition security system, new improved entertainment system: magic mirror with surround speaker and super woofer!!! (replaces car DVD and plasma screen TV)

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@ Poster

why not check out where all the certfied witches & wizards on NL are doing their THING?

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-294063.0.html

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Na wow oh so 9 pages and no witches?

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I think we need a goddess or babalawo to send invitation to wiches on NL to come and educate NL users. I know few wiches, I am currenly fighting with one and I think having her here won't be a bad Idea or what do you think? Call them to gather as I already have 18 big drums filled with the Blood of Jesus! lol

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Suffer not a witch to live

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How To Fly To China As A Witch?

ROFLMAO

LMAO

LOL I can't stop laughing there is nothing I haven't seen on nairaland

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witchcraft & teleporting? you guys are on your own!

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ANOTHER TREAD SAY HE WANT TO BE A WITCH WHAT IS GOING ON !

NO PASTOR CAN HELP EITHER NA MONEY THEY DEY CHASE SO THERE WE GO

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NA WAH FOR THIS OUR COUNTRY

LOL

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Jehovah is the God almighty, the very limits of his mystery are unfathomable and he is vigorous in the application of his will which must be done. All things were made by him and through him all things in existence were made. In the realms beyond the physical, witches are like a pesky green fly, even mortal man wield immense power over a witch knowing his dominance and power on terra firma, but Jehovah the almighty God of all creation sits on his throne from on high. To earthling man his way does not belong, but having a knowledge of Jehovah and his will for mankind is the entire purpose of mankind since the fall of man into this system and times.

To witches, I hope you consider and reason rationally without sentiments. Somehow you might have encountered some mishaps in transit or some unpalatable experience from some source in your various wanderings. No matter the power and knowledge that you seek, as far as it is based on man, disregard. The real power is Jehovah and you guys should be seeking for ways to be at peace with him. Jehovah forgives when he wills, but it is only by his own grace because of his son Jesus Christ's ransom, at least you still got a second chance. . .

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@ jafare or watever

u b ifa priest?

as for d withches its a trap to get u caught, trust chinese u knw dey av stronger forces

don't b deceived this is a brotherly advice from a lover of witches

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The bible clearly says :

Exodus 22:18

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Deuteronomy 18:10

There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

Galatians 5 vs 19-21

19Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

20Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

21Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past,that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

I need not tell you about hell as you are already aware of it.

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Ok man here is what you do

you get leafs

ebule, ayoyo, opipi, aje ofole, & aidan put them in cold water in calabash then get some black soap (the kind that look like the black stuff inside a fig newton) mix it altogether, get some termite dust and draw this sign in it

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put all the stuff into a pool of water in your tub then bath in it for 6 to 7 days

after that you have powers then you go to a river and kill 2 pigeons and an egg mixed with ataale, it should allow u to teleport because an iya omi will take u wear u want to go.

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i know ur problem

since u said all d witches u say are not in naija then y're u asking us

abeg dress go far go meet ur people.

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you de kolo abi wetin de do you ppl just de expose themselves se den de go witch website no try am o as for you if you wan go china go find visa abi you don de mental

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Tornadoz,i tire for you. I laff so tay my ribs dey ache.

But finally i have gotten the correct website that can help you,its

www.globalwitcheswaitingtohelpyou.org

You need to shout 'YEPARIPA' 3 times and recite some incantation before you can now click the link 7 times.Just try it out.

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I am definitely bookmarking this. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Meeeen. Some crazies out there.

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then meet snazzy 4 update she has A+ in witchcraftology. in fact her spell is still killing me sofly

hey somebody stop me! na lie the kolo spell is really metal strong.

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You haven't solved how to fly as am still hoping someone here has solution or right fomular. Or it is that no witch on nairaland? Is a bigger lie!

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wow. cant believe am just seein dis today

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OGECHI OGECHI OGECHI

HOW MANY TIMES CALLED I YOU??

DID U ACTUALLY EXPECT SOME1 TO FINISH READING THAT STORYBOOK U POSTED??DAMN!

I CANT UNDERSTAND SOME FOLKS SEF

ANYHOW THANKS 4 D TIME SPENT

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Please guys, i think he needs to see FAZE

because i think he is going Kolomental

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I tire for all these witches on this forum. So una no know say as science de improve, witches do de improve. Witches no longer use broom to fly (that was and still remains harry potter's stlye) What [s]we [s]use now is [i]groundnut sh

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i'm a witch, o.infact, i'll be back before breakfast. u must be a weird fellow, hw r we sure u r nt a wizard urself

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Does Witches really Exist? If you must go to China,I think you know the way to International Airport

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Breaking News : Man Sets Son Ablaze Over Watchcraft

Posted by admin on 2007/5/4 16:22:14 (77 reads)

By Emma Una/Calabar

A middle aged man identified as Victor Friday Usuk of Afagha Uqua in Eket Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State has set his 10-year-old son, Jeremiah Victor Usuk, ablaze for allegedly bewitching him. P.M.News gathered that the man poured petrol on his son, struck a match and set him ablaze after a prophetess in his church, Prophetess Grace, prophesied that his failure in business and joblessness were caused by his son.

Jeremiah, who sustained third degree burns and narrowly survived the trial by ordeal, is still nursing the severe injuries.

The boy told P.M.News that Prophetess Grace wanted to extract more “confession” from him by severely beating him in the presence of his father and mother.

The boy has a sister named Victoria, who was also accused of witchcraft. She was said to have been subjected to several hours of deliverance by the prophetess.

According to Mr. Usuk, the boy’s father, Jeremiah was too deep in the act “such that bringing him out of the witchcraft world required physical torture.”

On why Victoria was not set ablaze, Mr. Usuk said the girl is now certified free from witchcraft by Prophetess Grace after she had gone for deliverance in the church several times.

Jeremiah, a primary three pupil in Aunty Mercy Primary School, Afagha Ukwa, Akwa Ibom State, said: “If I were into witchcraft, I would have made sure everyone in the family becomes a member so that this torture will not take place.”

He said his problem started when his father’s business started collapsing. His father, he said, became withdrawn and when his offshore job was also taken and his vehicle broke down, he allegedly accused Jerry and Victoria as those responsible for his misfortune.

Reacting to the incident, Pastor of the church, Rev. Peters said he believes that witchcraft was responsible for the plight of Victor Usuk, but denied that his wife’s revelation made Victor to set his son ablaze.

“Society sometimes pretends that witchcraft does not exist but it is the cause of the problems of many people,” he said.

Report to moderator 72.248.46.6

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are you really serious? however, they've got a loads of witches in Benin City if u ask me, so y disturb us here with your horrible request. Blood of Jesus!

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it is obvious dat most of u guys is Jay Dee are obviously silly and disoriented, dats why u cum 2 forums and say silly tins dat r out of touch

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How did i miss this thread all this time - rolling on floor in stitches LMFAO

Put those witches to work on something productive!!!

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Winchie Ogechi84,

You are trying to write a Winche book or wetin? Me need to know oooo, meanwhile is cool to have yar'Adua as Winche presido.

@ Thread Author,

How many winchie have applied so far? or all those in Benin took up all the vacancies? Pls try reach Ogechi84 for some new compiled list!

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u dey benin still dey look 4 how 2 become a witch

everybody in benin no be witch?

abeg u get am already

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If churches pray against witches,then what is funny or crazy about what his is saying,wanting to fly to china and come back,ofcourse any right thinking person would have love to have that kind of power,but that is not real in our own concept of witchcraft,but practically it is real as a scientist if you understand how.African concept of witchcraft is so primitive and outdated that we just blame innocent old women and men,even children who are caught up in a confuse world of old amd new without any sense of direction,it is like europe in the15th century,the time of witch hunting,i wonder why we can't learn from the mistakes of others and not repeat it,he who laugh last suppose to last best.

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