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Am I Right To Brainwash My Son For Arsenal?

My son has grown up with my Arsenal obsession and my wife has started complaining!

The problem is that her brother is a Chelsea fan and is trying to convert my son, he said he will buy my son a Chelsea jersey.

I told my wife in private that if he buys that jersey I will dash it to Oxfam and my son will never wear it!

She thinks that I am brainwashing the kid, he is 3 and he recognises Henry and if he sees any Arsenal top on a person he will go to them and pull the shirt and say Arsenal in his baby voice.

He also insists on wearing his Arsenal top to parties which his mum does not like!

Do you think there is anything wrong in what I am doing?

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This topic don take left turn instead of right turn!

Anyway the brainwashing will continue.

He is now a member of the junior gunners.

I am trying to get him to be a mascot for a match day, that will be perfect!

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anarchy ? that's gross and i don't think so.

we are concerned about Vieira brainwashing hish shon sho jyou hall should jyust forget about anarchy.

at least for vieiras' sake.

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Dont worry wormed up

Its that there is anarchy in our house

and we need to put things together first.

You are not ours so dey na sabi.

bagoma

you asked for that prissy grammer give me time I look

for that subject(am joinining Man U by Mukina)

and I will find good lines to use.

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bagoma

rightly said. I hope they have read all your lines

Now you have told Mukina to deal with them

and wormedup looks like he is not getting orders.

Its unfair for gunners to differ openly

as others wont respect us

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oh damn!

i have to go now, muki, sorry.

i'll trust you to sort those guys out as quickly as possible,

ok.

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@mukina

its not me, its kitaun,

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bagom madam

we are waiting for

you to take actions like prissy and show lordimpa the door

He is hitting at fellow gunners throughtout

on this forum.

We don't know where Prissy is but I trust you too can do something

to brainwash this gunner.

or what do u say? he needs a court

order and i ll testify against him

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@ lordimpaq,

alright.

@ wormedup,

now you're talking.

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dunno,

i think she's in skool,

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talking of priscy, where is she anyway?

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pricy would neva hurt me, she knows me too well to allow me to be dragged to court,

am a gunner by blood,

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vieira,

brainwash ur kid jo !

na u get am, nothing do u !

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Your son will be set for life in pin-stripes.

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right right.

so much love 4 ur kid, vieira.

i don't have a problem with ur kid being an arsenal fan, matter of fact, i don't have a problem with any1 being an arsenal fan. it all choice. some people don't know the word exists.

just that some arsenal fans are not what we'd expect for the future of football.

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Ok, back to the topic of the brainwashing!!

This morning he asked to watch a DVD of Arsenal, I was so happy.

But unfortunately after 5 minutes he said he wanted Shrek!!!

silly kids.

I must go and get the powers of Professor X and use it to implant the same undying love I have for the gunners in my son.

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@kitaun

no,

u should know better than to try to aggravate things with your talk,

wats wrong wiv u, anyway,

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ur arsenal brothers were on the streets causing traffic jams, jumping on vehicles, harassing people !

broke peoples side mirrors, painted peoples buildings with O2.

they even bought a cow and crested the same O2 sign on its body.

aren't they just getting there ? pretty soon they'll start throwing stones for losing a match -the might have already started that; and the next thing u know lynching and killing sets in.

it's all a gradual process and they are moving up the ladder clearly, down here.

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@kitaun

i forgot to add, i hardly have time for stupidity.

it's time for u to grow up, u r mincing words with grown ups, why not do urself some good deed. kiddo !

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maybe i didn't make myself clear enough for u.

u don't have to attack or kill people to be a fanatic.

maybe u should find out what fanatism really means.

probably u want us to wait till u guys start distroying things.

ask people in lagos what happened before the CL finals.

u guys are getting there, just a matter of time.

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@loyika,

Fanatism is like an obsession.

killing and being violent are not part of the criteria for fanatism qualification.

spoken words are enough.

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@ loyika,

big up to my guy cos u choose the right words to say, cheers

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Kola is half right, Man U and Liverpool are above us. But guess who is third? Yep Arsenal!!

and it is not miles o!

Go and read the link I provided in the topic of greatest teams in Britain and you will see that the gap is very short between the first 3 and then the gap is massive between 4th and 5th.

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This shows you that your son pays attention on football,

shows that he is smart: for him to recognise an arsenal jersey at his age

and means that you shouldnt stop him in being whatever he wants to be.

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Baba Agba, thank you jare.

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My very good brother,

You should know that i will be the last person to say "Chelsea is all time great", it will takes Years of sucess for my team to reach that level.

Dont forget Arsenal is a good team but DEFINITELY NOT ALL TIME GREAT.

Liverpool and United are miles above Arsenal.

Arsenal used to beat us BUT not silly.

We beat you 3 times last season but we have earlier beat you in the quarter finals of the champions league in Highbury. Did you remember?

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@ Vieira,

You dont need to braiwash your boy, leave him to decide on his own after you must have made him realise the reason why you are a GUNNER.

One of my boys likes to watch LIVERPOOL plays, but he's never denied being a GUNNER. Infact we have TOTTY's shirt at home for my first boy. It was a gift from his look alike cousin in London who is a die hard Spurs fan.

I'm not bothered by anything, mine is football should not be seen as an enmity thing, it's supposed to breed friendship. I've given out several sourvenirs belonging to other clubs as gifts to such clubs' supporters before

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It would be heretic to allow any thing blue near your little man. Chelsea ko? Squady ni!! Gunners for eva nd eva more. AMIN!!!!

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@ akola,

I am surprised that you have forgotten so soon how Arsenal used to thrash you guyz silly, for you now to say in the space of three games Chelsea won does that make you an all time great team ?

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VIERA

I am at the moment developing an ARSENAL BRAINWASH MACHINE.

Soon we will be able to brainwash everybody's children with SUBLIMINAL RADIOWAVE PSYCHO-SUGGESTION

But i need your son to feed into the machine. I am sure he will be glad to take one for the team

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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viera, nothin dey happen,

brainwash the lad, let him know that gunners rule,

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You will understand when the reality hit u.

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No. I do not know what you speak of.

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Can't you see Arsenal is no more hero? You should probably know that.

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Only within the realms of your restless dreams, my dear. Don't hold your breath or rush your cornflakes.

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I'm proud of Liverpool FC and i still hate Arsenal despite the fact that I'm the only one in my house that don't support Arsenal. And by the way Hatters FC will meet up with Arsenal one day and overtake them.

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Awww. . . poor you. Liverpool? I'm sorry to hear that.

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I support Liverpool. Very reliable and appreciate their fans unlike Arsenal

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support/love goes beyond reliability. if your kid fails his exam won't you still love him/her?

Thats the kind of love i'm talking about, you try to correct your kid, but you still love him/her

Viva Arsenal!!

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What team do you support, then?

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Arsenal football club is unreliable and i don't do anything i cannot rely on. I hate Chelsea or chelski as well.

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i know you can't understand, its in the blood, its not something that just happens overnight, like most of the chelski supporters over here.

bliv me there's nothing quite like it, sure there are other clubs to support, but to support arsenal is beyond the imagination

ride on viera, imm@ gonna brainwash my niece too even though her dad is a chelski fan.

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I just can't understand why people are so obsessed with Arsenal where there are other clubs yo can support. I know it's a joke.

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Hey, I'm just messing with you. No harm meant. Non-Gunners can never take a joke. Figures. . . .

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I'm not a liar and i don't usually lie.

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I don't usually lie and i can be trusted. I just cannot stand back watching people praising that club whose players are prone to injuries.

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Just thought I'll say I dislike that team.

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Arsenal sucks, HURRAY!!!

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I hate Arsenal. So i won't say anything.

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@ wormedup,

:d :d :d :d :d :d

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