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Red Card: Was Sani Kaita's Lunacy Chemically Induced?

I can only assume that just before the Nigeria v Greece game Sani Kaita either ingested, sniffed or injected some mind altering chemical substance that caused a complete disconnect between the admittedly small part of his brain that would normally contain a modicum of common sense and the rest of his brain which sadly is clearly incapable of rational thought.

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Like my friend told me, record has proved that anything "Sani" is cursed. Think of Sani Abacha and Nigeria, Sani Lulu and NFA, Sani Kaita and Super Eagles, sorry Super chickens!

That is a slowpoke!

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for real he is suffering from mental disorder dem don curse am from huz.

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Hausa players and NFF na wahala too much,

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@Yemikush

I just saw your post dear and that picture that was almost doing justice to your new discovery. Oh my God, did you say the mental illness is called  Kaitasis. I laughed hard, na you funny pass but now people haven't we hurled enough oral stones at the poor boy. It's enough now that the anger has died down, let's all push forward and look at other things that can improve our country and keep us abreast of other countries of the world. We have tried hard at keeping abreast of them footballwise and shouldn't down our gauntlets, we should find other means to keep up in the rat race called survival. Didn't Aaliyah Baby say we should "dust up our self and try again" and man Jay-z hung up his shoulder and sang "You got to get that dirt off your shoulder''., you gotta get that dirt off your shoulder, I am almost dancing cos right now I am feeling like going clubbing. Anybody game?

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Do unto others what you want done to you the good book says.

I hope anyone cursing Kaita now does not mind being cursed to his/her death when he/she makes a silly mistake in his/her home, work or life

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The guy is neither on crack or chemically induced,but rather as a result mad cow disease. The guy wz used 2 taming cows before he got lucky and found his way 2 football. Hw can a so called professional behave in such a manner? Its high time our coaches reconsider the kind of players invite in our national teams.

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As far as am concern,this is a complete act of indiscipline, May God have mercy on every one that did not have the intrest of this beloved country at hart, All i see,is selfishness,

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I know the nation is disappointed but must you curse everyone in the North. It hurts to see a potentially great country so divided.

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I am not blaming Kaita for the defeat by Greece who scored their first world cup goal since 1994 yesterday and also won their first match against a hapless Nigerian team that is nothing but only a pyramid standing on its head. The problem with the Nigeria team is that it has neither a structure nor a foundation or a character due chiefly to the ineptitude and emptiness of "No future Ambition" - sorry NFF. The Super Eagles will go back to winning ways again if the team is coached by a disciplinarian like Siasia who should do away with tired legs like Kanu, Yobo, Yakubu, Martins etc. The team should be built around the home based players mixed with serious minded foreign based ones who would be proud to wear the Green White Green colours not some mercineries who are only after their pockets.

Tell me what did Kanu, Utaka etc go to South Africa to do if they will not play yet patriots like Anichebe & Kalu Uche who the highest goal scorer during the qualifiers were sacrificed to make way for them.

If Eyinmba Football Club has won the CAF cup twice since the year 2000 and last year Nigeria had two teams in the semi finals Heartland and Kano Pillars with Heartland playing in the finals it shows that the home based boys are good. Take a look at Egypt, about 90% of their players are from their local league with less than 10% foreign based and Egypt is arguably the best team in the continent so I think we should copy their example and look inwards and the team handed over to Siasia who would be paid in Naira not in scarce foreign to exchange to groom the next generation of Super Eagles what we have now are lazy vultures.

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my name is Kaita, I am begging you all in Nlaners, I dinot intentionally did that, the guy first did kick me, why una didn't see it. I beg you all, pls forgive and forget.i am a moslem, i dont look for trouble, my religion forbids that, so it is not in my character to fight.so i beg you all to forgive, in next world cup, i will score 7 goals to make up

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Red Card: Was Sani Kaita's Lunacy Chemically Induced?

the answer is NO

The reason why he did that yesterday is the he has been under witchcraft spell from home and he didn't give himself to prayer if at all he do pray he is an hypocrate because he do sniff Solution and use karate to kick old women at night when he was young thats where he got himself spell

Sai Sani Kaita the karate Boy

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Northerner we fight dey inside their blood, so what do you expect from him

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they give red cards on intent also not also actions, but doesnt he watch ball at all, oh i forgot he plays mortal kombat,

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@Constanz,

You are too much man, how did you fix Kaita into the dictionary so fast. You are so funny. Your child has kaitad the house. You made me laugh my head off

@190

You mean he was playing Shang tsung abi jackie chan. You funny no be small.

@Activeman

You too are so funny, don't be too angry with the poor boy abeg.

@ ever sensible Mrbrown

Thanks for being unbiased

Abeg let's not all get too passionate, it's only a game. You sure can't win all the time. Let others be happy small kwanu and soon una go begin win again come dey jolly. Cheer up Pips

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watching that video can be dangerous to your health,

leave the prodigal son to carry his cross.

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@MRbrownJAY

He was given the red card for INTENT, He didn't step on the guy only because the guy moved backwards

And with an exposed bott, even a sliding tackle with that gets a yellow, so a purposeful "marching" whether if was successful a not should get a red,

SO YES IT WAS DESERVED (even though the greek player suppose win oscar for his acting sha oo)

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as much as what he did was wrong, if you lookclosely at the video, he didnt even touch the greek player.so technically he shouldnt have been red carded!

furthermore, to blame this loss on his move is not really fair. they are ALL to be blamed, from lagerback to the last one of the 23players.

i think that all the people who flooded his FB throwing insult and what not are not right.

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The Arrow was high on the hausa cheap droppings.

I think so.

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so sad thank God Nigeria is not Columbia and Kaita and d rest are not Escoba

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Kaita is a Nairaland member. Seun please delete his account:

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=186503

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^^

He thought the greek player was Lui kang and he was shang tsung!!

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what in Gods Holy name was d lad rhinking, did he think he was playin mortal kombat??

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men pls i no fit stop to dey laugh here i don read his facebook which people made

1. katia played like some one who plays under the bridge in lagos for 500 naria

2 We need to lock you inside room and blow 10,000 Vuvuzelas into your head!

3. mallam, Northerner, yerima, malu,

4. You are the bomb,Kaita!!!, I think they need you in Iraq more than Nigeria!!!, But I no blame you!!!, Oh!! That reminds me,Stevens Seagal needs a personal assistant! Apply!! VERY FUNNY

5. See your life, yor face dey yahoo for bad, The worstred card foul, slowpoke.

6. OLOSHI, OLODO, OLORIBURUKU, How much did the Greek pay you to make that kind of advance fraud?, Guy do the right thing. Just use acid drink Otapiapia and hang ur self in your hotel room tonight. RIP in advance

7. Apart from you all the nigeria players na wah. E be like say them Bleep south African girls till dawn cus yakubu,osaze and the rest nor play anything

http://www.facebook.com/Sanikaita

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Kaita - A term that describes a temporary but catastrophic loss of mental competency. See also amnesia.

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kaita, had better not come back to nigeria for a while, coz u might just be shot dead

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There is no point crying over spilt milk. Mathematically we can still qualify if we win against South Korea by at least two unreplied goals (that is, if it is determined by goal difference).

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The only way u can redeem ur image is by injuring Yakubu Aiyegbeni in training ,so he can be ruled out for the next game, I honestly dont know what coaches see in that fat over rated ,un skilled waste of space, Yakubu cannot control a ball to save his life, Pls do us a favour by breaking is leg in training,

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i am deeply disappointed about Keita, i beleive the guy need to undergo some mental test. His action was not professional at all. The guy had been bewitched period

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Hmnnn Kaita, only Gods knows why he did? God knows best.

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F U He deserved his place stop deceiving yourself people, we are all mad that for the outcome of that game, Sani was doing 4 or 5 southerners job in that team that's why his absence was felt.

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aaso if Kaita was not contributing anything to the SE play the why would his sending off affect the southerners's game instead it should help their moral for getting rid of Northerner

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We used an home based coach, but he failed. We invited a foreign coach with 300 million naira (enough money to feed 30,000 citizens), but it became worse,

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Kaita is a fool but wat happend 2 d rest of d team, wit spain pressure swtzland defnded thier 3 point,y do our coach not start marthins frst  instead of yakubu? Y must osaze b out of dat game instead of chinedu? I still prefer siasia 2 lar. Poor masses are suffering & lar is eatg our pay, let us divide Niaja bc Hausa man have cause us Naija much pain.

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Pls forgive the poor mallam kaita, he thought saw a white cow. D mistake that mallams do leave after them.

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So depressing that one man's indiscretion can cause this much damage. Sad day that Kaita was included in our team. Why was Obafemi not on that pitch? I hope Lager Beer has a solid explanation for the fools he fielded.

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Well,i wont really blame KAITA, I would blame LAGERBACK that just sat back and did nothing to change the course of the game.How dare u remove OSAZE and bring in OBASI?Where was MARTINS?KANU should have been brought in to stabilise the midfield,

I think KESHI OR SIASIA would do a better job than lagerback, KAITA's case is a matter to be discussed in another day

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Kaita's red card could be this World Cup's worst

It was hardly Zidane headbutting Materazzi in the 2006 final, but Sani Kaita's straight red card for kicking out at Vasilas Torosidis in the 33rd minute of Nigeria's 2-1 loss to Greece looks likely to be the silliest foul/sending off of this World Cup.

With Nigeria up 1-0 after an early goal, Kaita and Torosidis came together in an awkward clash as they both chased down a wayward ball and Torosidis collected it for a throw in. Torosidis made like he was going to shove the ball at Kaita, who almost reflexively kicked out at the Greek defender, grazing his leg with his foot. Well, Torosidis made the most of it and went to the ground with dramatic flair to be sure the referee saw what happened. He did and Kaita was sent off.

Kaita immediately regretted the act and trudged off the pitch with his shirt covering his face. Greece went on to score a pair of goals while a man up -- including the winner from Torosidis himself -- and earned their first ever World Cup victory. And they have Kaita to thank for that.

Of course, there are a lot of matches left to go and you never know what Rino Gattuso will do under a full moon, but this could be hard to beat.  

http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Kaita-s-red-card-could-be-this-World-Cup-s-worst?urn=sow,249204

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KATA KATA

Dosent have money 2 buy drugs

he instead smoked dried droppings

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Breaking News!, A new mental sickness has just been discovered by Neurosurgeons. It is called KAITAISIS. It affects the victim's ability to think right or make right judgement especially when it matters most. Victims often confuse the game of soccer for a karate session. Its impact can be monumental as it can become a crisis to a nation

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nIGERIA authority are very silly, they make the masses cry and suffer even up to sports. A secondary school coach in nigeria can make better decisions than lagerback. He is a big fool and WHY must we always act like fool paying these silly foreign coach millions why they spoil our game

Why put the likes of ethuhu kaita aiyegnei in the game. aiyegbeni cant run too much eba and old age

why cant u put OBAFEMI there in ,

why bring politics into football and put these silly hausa fools like kaita just because of political power

in a WORLD CUP game, how can you be kicking an opponent, where all the world is watching, I feel like kaita should be buried alive, he has cause pain in me and a million masses,

i am in serious pain and kaita will definitely pay for this , he is the first naija to be given red card in the world cup and he is a foolish terrorist and please cut hausa people away from naija, this is too much abdulmuttalab ibb, abacha, there is too much of silly and wicked hausa people with no conscience

greece has never scored a goal in their life in world cup  but silly kaita lazy aiyegbeni gave it away

Bleep u lagerback and u will regre this too

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That kind of action can only come from person wey dey high on igbo and kaikai!!!

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MTN sponsored them. They did not use your money. The sponsorship was however a gag and a bribe.

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His conduct was out of place and unacceptably. He is a missfit. He came into this team through QUOTA- SYSTEM.

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Where are those 60 silly senators that used our revenue to get to SA. Big idiots. I shoot them all!

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@9jafreak and jen - so you will understand football better, what do you think will happen when we were playing so well, then a moment of stupidity happens? our morale took a huge dip, while greece took a boost. Greece had the belief that they could win the match since they are playing against 10 men. The whole team beside enyema was bad, but it all started with keita, and thus should he be banned from nigeria football not for a professional foul, but for an act of stupidity. How you defend that action is laughable. In England this will not be acceptable and he will be recieving death threat. Many people would like to see nigeria do well, and look and see what this idoit did and think is it worth defending.

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Where are those 60 silly senators that used our revenue to get to SA. Big idiots. I shoot them all!

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Super chicken is meaningful, why not call them super ant. I no know when dem go world cup self, if no be sey dem go there display their madness. Fu.c.k them, Zap NFA, Zap Nigeria government. Anything Nigerian= Corruption

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