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I Am Visiting Naija After 6months Away, Should I Go With My Head Or Leave It?

I am tired of all these people who after one day away from naija come here to tell us how much they fear going back to Naija after one day away - they ask you if it is safe to use cell phones, if it is safe to use wrist watches, if it is safe to use taxis, or if it is even safe to walk on the road. So, I am asking my own, I am going back to Naija after 6months of being away, should I leave my head in London due to the security back home in Naija?

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i am really sorry paroh_ frey!!!!!!!!!!!!didnt really take my time to read and obviously see the humour in ur post!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry about that!!

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Well as they say, never argue with a mad man[woman] because people maight not know the difference.

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Moderators where you all ooooooo,,abi ke,, seun where are you, ?this grammar is too much, ,,you guys should big up jooo

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nobody should seperate this fight oo

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^^^

Is that all you can say? Your Dad mistook your Mum's butt hole for her p ussy and in the process, broke his di ck, and the next time he had her, she got pregnant for you and because he already had a broken di ck, you were so deformed and mal functions so erratically that when you were four, your Mum mistook your silly head for a stone wrapped in headgear, she wacked your head so much with a mortar that resulted in your head appearing like that of a snake mashed by the tires of a moving automobile. I diot.

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^^^You are obviously mad, because I dont see what warrants your rants against me. Go and eat the dung which you are used to and ask your Mum to do a doggie for you. , if what someone posts is not good for you, simply gloss over it, you are no judge on NairaLand, zip your mouth and ask your Dad to wipe his bent di ck across the zipped mouth. Goat!

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People have asked that question in other sections. There is something obviously amiss upstairs.

You dont have to be abusive all the time to drive a point across. There are civilized ways of doing this.

Besides you have one dry sense of humour. It is not funny at all.

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^^^^

I conclude that your brain has finally dropped with the snow, according to your name! Goat! Dont you know when something is meant to make you smile or laugh? Deranged nin compoop and an affront to human living, a forcefully ejected foetus and a marmaid with a porcelain underwear trying to marry a wicked goat, a fool like you who doesnt know when to go and when to stay, a sereptitude gargantuan and a freudal .

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@Basil

Na suffer head be their problem - but when they wan go Naija, dem go dey form as if anyone send them, them go say, even from 10km, their skin dey shine and they fit kidnap dem, meanwhile na run down part of America/London him dey come from.

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^^LOOL, even your skin might be a problem, if they see how 'fresh' your 'jand/yankee' skin they might KIDNAP you.can u imagine a silly aje pako boy can even consider that

@ OP,it must be frustrating when you realise that ppl on here can never recognise sarcasm due to lack of humor/brains

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To be on the safe side. Forward your head on a separate flight as onward luggage and you can link up at the luggage conveyor belt at Murtalla.

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@ Poster,

What are you talking about! Why leaving your head in London? Don't you know that London is unsafe as well. Your best option is to use an airplane that will have a stopover in Afghanistan or Iraq, then leave your head in any of the countries before coming to Nigeria. Safe journey my love.

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I beg make u no leave ur head abroad oooooo. ur family people still need am ooo

SHALOM

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Oprah's just being sarcastic, in response to the spate of "scared-of-Nigeria" threads that have been doing the rounds on Nairaland.

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^^^^^

Thank you o jare- b4 my head enters another man's soup down in Naija.

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^^^loooooooooooooooooooooooool

i hear you

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Just six months and u are considering urself what. u are still d same when u were still in nigeria. People like us u left that place when we were young should be asking that question after more than 10 years in over seas.

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^^^^

You obviously dont see the joke in my post- i no balme u.

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