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Who Can Provide Me Live Lions?

pls i need live lions asap,can u kindly tell me were i can hire one for just a day. kindly reach me on 08034729277 and we can discuss. thanks steve

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Haba Naira Land!

una know wetin the bobo wan take the lion do, ? bros abeg i get lion for house, but the only problem bi say[b] "e no get teeth"[/b]

Make i bring am?

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Live Lion? For a day? Sounds like suicide. Do you have to rent a lion for that? Or is it ritual?

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The poster neighbors need to beware. Imagine having live lion on the loose in the neighborhood.

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I have a dead lion here he just died five minutes ago after eating a contaminated corpse pls come get the lion now call my number 080-555-DEAD-LION

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Mumu!.e don tey wey u wan make people no say u dey for nairaland but ur plan no work.u con bring this lion talk.foolish pig

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Goto love a post like this. Got me cracking up.

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@ topic, WAY TO DIE!!!

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I have one. The problem though is the Lion is looking for who to hire!

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Guy, it is time! 'Rain is shining' and 'sun is falling' so lets go hunting for the lion. You take the hammer I'll take the Hummer. Aim for the head, I'll just pray in the car.

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Is it a castrated one u need or what ? b'cos u didn't specified !

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i have three of them, but i sent the lion to go and hunt meat 4 me. the others are swiming in my swiming pool , 4 ur information they are in good positions here not when i give to u my lion u go ahead to rap her . she is pretty but behave urself.

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@freshmoney you are very very rude. If he wants a lion then if you cant bring a solution then change to one and submit your self to him. Shekina. Haba

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I think I have one in my house bt it abou 1km from my compound. Just give me about 5min to "make a call" to it. If it replies I will transfer the call to you but if dosen't then maybe the "phone " is switched off.

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Yes guy, se na you call me just now say hin dey rain because I no hear you well. I don talk say na when rain dey fall and sun dey shine we fit go catch the lioness wey dey born. You no dey hear word?

Hope dey for you- keep my number!

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See the kine thoughts wey hardship don dey cause for Naija.

Abeg no commit suicide oo! Your family still love you.

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May be the guy is an actor

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Go to one of the zoos in nigeria may be they can help.but i guess if you see one you can't stand.

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@ Poster

Now tell me, are you in the movie industry? If you are, then i think you are looking in the wrong place for your movie props! You should have also added the word " Tamed" live lions. Such tamed animals are not gotten ASAP as demanded, even if you call Eddie Murphy for his contact for the ones he used in "Coming To America" (hope that's correct).

If you are also looking at some marketing stunts like the First Bank elephant gimmick, then like i said it can't be ASAP too. Think about the logistics, transportation, feeding, Vet doctors, guide and all that comes with high profile stunts. (I remember i once toyed with the idea of getting a live Zebra for the "Zebra Crossing Initiative" for Tom Tom. Okay, i agree, those ones are not dangerous animals but by no means less, they are rare animals. What you should do is look at different options to go around using the animals, but if it has become a "must" then search online, talk too zoo keepers around the world, and charmers too, you will get all the animals you want for the right price.

Lets now say your idea of suicide is being eaten alive by lions. I 'd rather advise you review that position. There are better ways to belling a cat! Google Japanese Suicide techniques. You will see less painful, but equally effective dying mode!

Or You are fishing for ATTENTION ON THIS BOARD? i think you got it! I will call you though, i think you are fine marketer!

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@poster

i no a dealer in wild animals bt i tink his lions ar finishd at d moment, bt incase u need hyena, girraffe, hippo etc. Contact me asap. Least i forget d last lion h sold 2 a man in abijan killed his whole family so make sure urs ar nt stayn wit u jst incase of an unfortunate event.

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@ cvibe,

am sure the poster will make a tasty meal for the lion, what a way to want to end his life

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do u no why he needs a live lion?

maybe he is tired of this life, i mean he wants to die.

maybe he wants to use it as a companion to frighten his enemies.

@poster, guy u no make any mistake.

u dey cool

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@ Poster,

I know where you can rent one so long as you'll provide feeding, accommodation and entertainment for the Lion.

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@Platiumnk…. It all depends on where the animal comes from, not necessarily got to be in ZOO to enjoy good life.

Animals are categorized in two ways: Pet and hunter!

If you want pet animal, no matter how big or looks it might be, it’s still a pet. These are the animals that destine to be great on earth and even sometimes enjoy and achieve way more than human. Example is either Bush or Clinton’s dogs. They flew around in Air Force one which some human take the dream of a lifetime to touch. They can be found in Lekki, VI, and Abuja in Nigeria. These pets in Nigeria tend to be aggressive sometimes, when you are poor and walked around their owner’s mansion. They would be barking you off through the gate. They will be like “Thief, thief and thief—our boss told us to chase you off and anybody loitering around here and we don’t want to see you; if you don’t leave I will call my other pets to jump on you. You could feel their strength and energy because they never missed three square meals a day. They only eat cow fetus with other supplemented foreign foods.

On the other hand, the hunter animals can be found mostly in rural parts of Nigeria or in Ajegunle and Agege parts of Lagos. The ones in rural areas only used to catch games and their best food is human faece; since usually they don’t have water system toilet in rural areas, this plays to the advantage of rural animals. Where ever they go there is merriments, faece hanging around the streets, that’s why you often find them with Bigger-Bottom pot belly.

In Ajegunle, animals are on different part of world. When you see a four storey building, due to weaken foundation has turned to a storey building. Then, you keep looking at the one of the wonders of the world. The dogs over there will just come out and start singing and barking—though in a friendly way, “na wa oh, na wa ohhhh, this one no surprise you, me self never chop oooo oga.” The Agegunle hungry dogs are so fertile, on first birth, they can have up to a dozen puppies. Then the owners named the puppies after all the strong ancient gods. They put scarecrow across their necks and names like Chineke, Shango, Shigidi, mami-water, obatala and Lucifer are common. Hold on! If you see Lucifer name written all around an animal and you remember the pretty saying that “whoever wants to dine with Lucifer must have his spoon 20 feet away.” Then, you must be scared that danger is looming around if you steal it. I just laugh my butt off, why? Because in other parts of the world where GPS has paved ways to track anything on the face of earth and beyond, some people still believe in names of obsolete gods attached to scarecrow will track their animals.

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@Poster

You can ask this guy! He’s from South Africa and he has more than 20 lions. He plays around with them.

Just check this link below:

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=92443317721&h=fQNVf&u=bdFsB&ref=mf

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@ Poster

Let's talk business, sebi na live lion? 4 just a day right? send me your address with 3,000 MTN recharge card, I'll post the lion to the address given but be sure you have 6 big tiger batteries.

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Lion?? Guy, the best I can do is a lioness and even then we'll have to wait till she is giving birth and thus more vulnerable. When next it rains while the sun is shining call me, we will go and get her together.

My number is: 080-MAN-EATER-HUNTER.

Don't be scared I've done it before.

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@ Poster

You are in luck!!

I have some militant friends who can steal you a Lion from port-harcourt zoo. The price is pretty high o!! Since I am sure you know lions are scare in Nigerian forests.

If you are interested, send me a mail. alusi-okija@yahoo.co.uk

Hurry o!!

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LMAO!!! ure sooo right! every animal is starving in 9ja!

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In saudi arabia, people carry lions on a leash to night clubs same way you'd carry a dog around. Although as you may know, they're tamed.

In nigeria, where man pickin neva chop beleful, i guess the lions would be starved as well. Any lion outside a zoo in naija would spell a catastrophe.

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In saudi arabia, people carry lions on a leash to night clubs same way you'd carry a dog around. Although as you may know, they're tamed.

In nigeria, where man pickin neva chop beleful, i guess the lions would be starved as well. Any lion outside a zoo in naija would spell a catastrophe.

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go evil forest & u can get one, but make sure u write u WILL b4 going

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igwe they asked for a lion not a tiger lol

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what of Tiger in case i find one?

I know of someone called Tiger pikin, either of the parents could be a Lion and they are both alive at the moment.

If you 're interested, hola @ me asap

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Na 4mouth.

If U c one, can U stand?

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how did this get on the front page?

Seun u are funny oh,

u are summoned in the romance disputes thread.

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-259856.1120.html#msg4110862

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any reason why it shud be on the front page? i just wasted valuable time reading this.

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Live Lions? This guy must be kiding.

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Are we talking lion cubs, or full-grown, full-maned lions?

Do you want to get eaten?

I hear death by a male lion is nasty - they bite into your windpipe, and crush it, suffocating you.

Out of interest, why would you want to "hire" a lion? Or, is this just one of those attention-seeking threads?

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