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Ur Boss Slapped U: What Would You Do?

I work in an office and recently there was these incident.

M y boss came to work all pissed and everything,she asked me for a document she i gave her the previous day and I told her she hadnt given it back. After searching for it i found it in a file where someone else kept it. She got mad and aske dwho kept it there,i said i wouldnt know.

In a matter of moments she leapt out of her seat and gave me a dirty slap.

My colleagues were all over me trying to hold me so i don't retaliate. I felt realy bad cause if it came down to a showdown,i'll beat the hell out of her.

MY most senior colleague called and asked me not to make a formal report to head office that it'll get her in trouble.

But everytime i remember the slap,i want to cry because,i'm not a defenceless person but now i can't help it.

What would you do in my shoes

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Boss Slap me, then, i will make some good money off him

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If you want to have peace in the office till you get a new Job. You need to find your boss a boyfirend. She is definitely undersexed! Once you get the Job, her new boyfriend is free to dump her, which will lead to her slapping someone like me next time, after which both she and the company will meet me in court. I bet you they will fire her before going to court and settle me to drop the case.

Its too late to plan a pre-meditated strike. It either occurs on the spot, or blood is drawn slowly but completely!

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In as much as i'm not capable of putting my hands on a woman, i'll not let her get away with that slap. The moment she slaps me, i'll assure my co-workers that everything was cool. As soon as i notice that she's off guard, i'll subdue her and tie both her hands and legs with my belt or a cable. If any of the male co-workers attempt to free her, that's where the big fight will begin. I'll not free her untill it's time to close for the day or may be even come back and free her after we all have gone home. I'll make sure that she never puts her hand on another man. This is not an assault, this is a restrain from her assaulting me any further and it's allowed under the the law.

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lol thank God I don't have one but if I do, I will be dialing my lawyers number is its here in the US because I will sue her a$$. If na for naija, I go spit for my hand, rub am together, and slap the living hell out of her!

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its because of u that this woman has continuted to behave this way

u shd have written to the head office narrating your ordeal

2) you give some agbero some lil money to waylay her and beat the hell out of her

if na me, thats what ill do. write to HQ and enlist my flipmode squad to destroy her front teeth

when they are done beating her, they tell her never to intimidate people anymore

u guys will see changes in her beaviour more so when she wont have teeth to show when talking

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I bet i will do the same back on him almost immediately. and then after to hell with him and his job.

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any boss that does that shows a true reflection of what he/she does at home,rather than fighting myself over his/her bevaviour i would wait patiently for an opportune time to tell her/him how foolish slapping is

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meanwhile the woman (boss) is mentally deficient.

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slap me?? na wa o!

i no know wetin i for do the woman. her only saving grace would be an 8-month preggie. otherwise na for police station my sisters go come collect me by the time i re-design her face using slap surgery.

shiorr

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@Lady T

she wouldnt do it again, trust me

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@illusion

i have forgotten the issue and moved on

i found out that she held a grudge for me and that was a perfect opportunity to let her hair down.

she probably thinks or feel i am too young to be where i am no though thats quite untrue. she made mention of it severally that at my age she was still in school,is it because i am fortunate to have finished school and am working.

At 23,i think its ridiculous for anybody to think i am too young to have finished school. i have friends with masters degree at that age.

I am a better person though for that cause firstly i learnt to control my temper from that day and secondly i am grateful to God that i am not an envious person. Not because i have it all but because i will never have it all so i can thank HIM in my shortcomings.

Enough of the woe story though,how are you.

I forgot to add that may there never be a second time because i ll beat her to stupor before making a formal report

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@illusion

i have forgotten the issue and moved on

i found out that she held a grudge for me and that was a perfect opportunity to let her hair down.

she probably thinks or feel i am too young to be where i am no though thats quite untrue. she made mention of it severally that at my age she was still in school,is it because i am fortunate to have finished school and am working.

At 23,i think its ridiculous for anybody to think i am too young to have finished school. i have friends with masters degree at that age.

I am a better person though for that cause firstly i learnt to control my temper from that day and secondly i am grateful to God that i am not an envious person. Not because i have it all but because i will never have it all so i can thank HIM in my shortcomings.

Enough of the woe story though,how are you.

I forgot to add that may there never be a second time because i ll beat her to stupor before making a formal report

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I work in an office and recently there was these incident.

M y boss came to work all pissed and everything,she asked me for a document she i gave her the previous day and I told her she hadnt given it back. After searching for it i found it in a file where someone else kept it. She got mad and aske dhow kept it there,i said i wouldn't know.

In a matter of moments she lepta out of her seat and gave me a dirty slap.

My colleagues were all over me trying to hold me so i don't retaliate. I felt relay bad cause if it came down to a showdown,I'll beat the hell out of her.

MY most senior colleague called and asked me not to make a formal report to head office that it'll get her in trouble.

But everytime i remember the slap,i want to cry because,I'm not a defenceless person but now i can't help it.

What would you do in my shoes

YOU ARE SLOW TO ANGER I MUST COMEND YOU ,YOU ARE ONE IN A MILLION.

I MUST TELL YOU NO AVERAGE ABUJA BEBE CAN TAKE THAT NO MATTER WHAT BUT YOURS IS DIFFERENT.

I WILL ADVICE YOU TO REPORT HIM TO YOUR SUPERIOR'S IN THE OFFICE, IF NOT SHE WILL TRY TO REPEAT IT AGAIN THINKING YOU ARE CONFORTABLE WITH THE SLAAAAAAAAAP

NOTE

"YOU KNOW WHO COMES TO EQUITY COME WITH CLEANS HANDS.

EQUITY IS NOT A WEAPON OF ATTACK BUT A WEAPON OF DEFENCE"

SO MY SISTER RUN TO EQUITY TO AVOID ANOTHER SLAAAAAAAAP

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@Dr Dre

Honey thats the approach i'm using,I'm so quite she's scared

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give a warning, then if she repeats it i will definately reciprocate

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@Dis guy

Trust me,she wont try it again except its now a mental case and even if it is a mental case,i'll let her know i didnt take Karate class for 6 years, become a Brown belt for nothing.

I'll shelve the self control that we were taught about and give her the beating of her life.

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@ Oldie

you obviously want to indict me with ur response but the truth is that i'm not in the least bothered.

U ask me a question ,i say i dont know ,then you ask me why i dont know,what further answers do you want.

I bet if you were in my shoes,or your sister or girlfriend,your response would have been different.(Maybe slap back or lash at her with ur tongue)

Anyway i didnt post these to attract any sympathetic response,i just wanted to know what any other person in my shoes would have done.

I already have my revenge mapped out n u know it tastes better wen served cold.

Thank you for your biased opinions though,it helps to know that we all cannot paddle in one direction

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say yes to this plan!!

you wont be at peace until you seek revenge!!

she might even do it again!!

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if my boss slapped me, i'll slap them back and then take them to court. lol

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In your post your reply was " I wouldnt know"

I wouldn't know is used to indicate that one can't be expected to know the answer to someone's question or to comment on a matter

It can also mean I don't know Dam//slowpoke etc ,  in addition to your countenance

"I don't know please" would have sufficed

Nobody has been crucified for saying please!

Like I said, before, some of us say words that are inherently rude, without knowing the impact they have on people.

Like I also said, she was wrong to have assaulted you

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@ icemann

ok we'll consolidate on our plans tomoro

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We have to put so many factors into consideration before the deal

Can u mail me so we can plan

icndefo@yahoo.co.uk.

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@icemann

That is not a bad suggestion at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

where can i meet you to form this clandestine operation

Just that my quest for revenge goes down each day

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My condolence to u

The 2 possible out comes are 1. sue the company, 2. retaliate

to sue may take too much time and money hireing a lawer and i don't think there are laws in nigeria protecting the Employee

The best option was to BREAK UR FOOT ON HER Bottom

If it were me i will bite her ear off like MIKE TYSON

There is also another way

I could show up in your office or some where as a pissed fiance

and BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HER

what do u think?

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@Oldie

my response was not in the least rude,

I said i didnt know, she said why would i not know

i said i wouldnt know.

what will you rather i said

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@ poster

Your reflexes are failing you, you should have responded to the stimuli immediately. it seems ur nerves are not working probably? go check with your DOCTOR

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@icemann

That is not a bad suggestion at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

where can i meet you to form this clandestine operation

Just that my quest for revenge goes down each day

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LOl busta, u'd be surprised to receive anoda one at the gate by the security when u reach.

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Slapping you was wrong

Your answer was also wrong!

Your answer should have been " I don't know"

Sometimes, some of us do not know how to answer simple questions.

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What u done is the best. If u retaliate it would hv worse that matter. Pls can u forget the incident that happened to u? 'cos the more u're keeps on remember what has happened to u, ur mind will always bitter. For ur mind to be clear, pls try to forget what ur boss did for u and try to forgive her.

Those people that say's if they are in such position they will reatliate immediatelly, they didn't help the matter. Pls don't plant any evil thing in mind.

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@showstopa well wont say nxt time, cos there wont be for u oo except u want anoda one,

but really wht right does she have to slap an employee?abi una be slave?

well thats what happens at times when Human rights are not clearly stated,what happend to labour laws?

@teeanne a stapler?nawa whats happening to bosses nowadays?is it pressure to deliver or what?hope u can hear well now sha,if not men file a suit and brake his Bottom with the suit.i know a good lawyer,we'll do it free on the house(nairaland)

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@Senator

Men i for use that pattern oh

@Teeanne

mine is not even a private company ,it's a PLC but the organisation is lacking.

Well God fights our battles,those we cant fight.

She's hoping to move to a bank soon,i wonder how she'll cope with the numerous females in the bank if she's threatned by just 2 of us being competition for her

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you did right by not retaliating. though it is not easy. the funniest and disheartening thing is that i think for most private firms the bosses there think they are the alpha and omega of their employees so they treat the like in "slave trade". something similar happened in my office a couple of weeks ago, the man threw a stapler and u know what despite the fact that it did not hit me, couldnt hear for 3minutes, wonder what would have happened if i were hit. Do not allow your anger to overide you like it did your boss.

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@xele

Na my unit head she be oh

if u are used to office politics,u'll know that the office as an organisation will back a senior staff as against a junior one,no matter how enterprising except the senior one has a history of non performance,and mental unbalance,

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@babyx

Men i was dazed for a while cause i tot it was a dream,by the time i came to everybody around me was begging me.

Trust me,its not like i have high self control,in fact the reverse is the case.

i suppose God just wanted it that way maybe to teach me to control my emotion. i cried afterwards cause i've nevr been in a situation where i cant defend my self.

Much as everybody was saying,welldone for keeping ur calm, i was getting all twisted inside with bitterness and want of revenge.

I feel better now but i sure would have felt great if i gave her a great beating

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I'd launch a nuclear warhead on her! Pronto!

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@my mother

She cant beat her husband cause there is none in the picture

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i wanna get myself a new job,that has always been in the books .

my original intention was to wait until my new job clicks then give her the beating of her life but that would be harboring bitterness. I called a colleague in head office n he told me that wen she was in the head office she had issues before she was sent to the Abuja office where i work. She threatned to slap a junior colleague n the junior colleague threatened to beat her up. It was a big issue before she was sent down here.

I just think she has insecurity issues cause my lagos office has too many females as per marketers but here in Abuja we are just two. And she is always saying that she doesnt like to work with females cause they are not career minded.

My main wahala now is that i hope she stays civil till i get a new job cause i'll throw caution to the wind and beat the hell out of her if tries it again.

You should see her wen she is peeved with anyone(including the driver). she uses swear words randomly like ,stupi, mad,irresponsible,son of a Dam, . MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

And every body is like "thats how she is ,just forget"

what do i do

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How safe is your job when ur boss begins to behave like that?

Report to the head office.

Next thing u hear she may issue u a query.

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I would either slap the poo out of her for putting her hand on my face or sue the poo out of her and the company. Make sure her Bottom gets fired for not being matured enough to control her temper. Slapping might seem cool on Nollywood but my face is not paid to take Nollywoodesque slaps or any slap for that matter.

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stab in her eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's what I would do!

Ask her for a written apology if not she(with your senior colleagues who are basically covering their own a$$)

wont hesistate to pile pressure on you or send you packing when they get the chance!

Nigerians should be allowed to have guns!

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thank God i was not in ur shoe,

i don't care whether u are my boss or not, i will just slap u back immediately without wasting time

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Firstly, that can't happen here. Her sorry a$$ would be charged with assault. However, if I were in Nigeria, I know I probably will not have a job afterwards, I would either slap her right back, or at least report her to a superior.

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